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[lecher]

KF downtime? Kevryn confession time!

"I think it was the second night after my vaginoplasty. I remember a lot of crying and confusion while Mistress got a nurse to get me another one of the good painkillers...it had to have been the most pain I've experienced"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Getting your dick peeled and turned inside-out really hurts.

Shower me with Informative ratings, my lovelies!

 

[AfghanBlue]

So, Penny's latest gofundme is to lease an on-grid house with a big yard for tranch 2 and horse abuse.
I'm thinking:

A) send Kev, stop paying bills, let eviction courts sort it out

B) Move all tranchers to real house with electricity, abandon tranch prime, RIP animals and Bonnie's mom's credit score

C) True tranch stupidity where they yet again think 5 acres is a REAL HE MAN RANCH CLUB NO CITY FOLKS ALLOWED and put 50 boy pacas, 8 starving horses and a bunch of sheep and a rifle range in a paddock fit for 2 elderly Shetland ponies.

Lmfao. It’s good to be back


Oh god oh no do you think he calls Mistress ‘Mistress’ in front of the nurses?/other strangers in general/ young Indian reservation children?

That Tranch insider post was bizarre. Everyone in the polycule gets estrogen and gun but no one else gets estrogen and a gun, it’s like some junkie bickering cult.

What the fuck is the set up?
I suppose if you live on a Tranch you probably don’t have insurance.. and the estrogen is held up as this feted substance despite the fact they are not really living in any society where performance of gender is worthwhile and all you do is get gynecomastia for each other to glance at.

Warms my heart to know those posts were typed on a janky fifth spare Tranch stolen monitor

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"while in an orgy with other hot trans women I'm hopelessly gay for"

That never happened, and it will never happen, Kevryn. Just because you write fantasy fanfic in your head about what an awesome sex life you have (such great earthquaking queer sex that it totally enrages the terfs and transphobes) doesn't mean your fanfic actually has any basis in reality.

No more than the rest of your delusions have any basis in reality. YWNBAW, much less one that gets to participate in orgies. In fact, you'd be lucky if anyone so much as let you eat the leftover crumbs from that infamous pizza at BFLC.

 

[Clicky]

Reporters on the ground have sent me an image from one of these aforementioned orgies. I've included it below:

Spoiler

 

[FinnSven]

"while in an orgy with other hot trans women I'm hopelessly gay for"

That never happened, and it will never happen, Kevryn. Just because you write fantasy fanfic in your head about what an awesome sex life you have (such great earthquaking queer sex that it totally enrages the terfs and transphobes) doesn't mean your fanfic actually has any basis in reality.

No more than the rest of your delusions have any basis in reality. YWNBAW, much less one that gets to participate in orgies. In fact, you'd be lucky if anyone so much as let you eat the leftover crumbs from that infamous pizza at BFLC.

The only orgy Kevin will be part of is, if short of funds and out of Slaves to con, charities to grift, and plastering gigs to fuck up, Penny allows a few nasty cheap men tired of Tommy Tooters budget hand jobs to pull a train on Kevin.

He may not get the hang of anal still, but at least he will be bumped up the revision queue by way of emergency reconstruction surgery.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Imagine the imaginary smell

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Thank God we're back: you freaks are the only place I can get my Kevin fix. Speaking of Kevin, he's getting a Tumblr. Looks like it's going to be some kind of porn account- good archiving ahead.

Link | Archive

 

[An empty shill]

Thank God we're back: you freaks are the only place I can get my Kevin fix. Speaking of Kevin, he's getting a Tumblr. Looks like it's going to be some kind of porn account- good archiving ahead.
Link | Archive

Like any one will follow him.
What are the odds over half his followers are bots, and half of what's left are just covert kiwis?
So what does he have left, like just 41 true followers?

 

[retard strength]

I didn't know adults drank Hawaiian Punch. Lol fat

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

From the Tranch thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-t...gue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-13087762

Kevin related ones:

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I love how the Tranch has broken down exactly the way I and others predicted, that it’s a horrific caste based society, that only pennies inner harem gets benefits like free titty skittles, Hawaiian punch or even freetime time to have a cry by themselves.

Meanwhile Kevin screeches at the filthy peasants () that they can’t use the computer, can’t have any of his gallon of Hawaiian Punch and that he’s allowed to say he doesn’t have “spoons” to boil water, but the serfs have to do back breaking labor and get skoffed at when they ask for a little time to themselves.




This is why they hate the Kiwifarms, because we are amplifying voices of at risk trans people who have been abused by a horrible hierarchical power structure.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

KF downtime? Kevryn confession time!

"I think it was the second night after my vaginoplasty. I remember a lot of crying and confusion while Mistress got a nurse to get me another one of the good painkillers...it had to have been the most pain I've experienced"
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That wasn't pain, that was the masculinity fleeing and bringing about female euphoria.

I love how the Tranch has broken down exactly the way I and others predicted, that it’s a horrific caste based society, that only pennies inner harem gets benefits like free titty skittles, Hawaiian punch or even freetime time to have a cry by themselves.

Meanwhile Kevin screeches at the filthy peasants () that they can’t use the computer, can’t have any of his gallon of Hawaiian Punch and that he’s allowed to say he doesn’t have “spoons” to boil water, but the serfs have to do back breaking labor and get skoffed at when they ask for a little time to themselves.




This is why they hate the Kiwifarms, because we are amplifying voices of at risk trans people who have been abused by a horrible hierarchical power structure.

Well, when you put it like that I think maybe I should retract my criticism that they were doing communism wrong.

 

[Kamui]

Any Kiwi Farms ladies want to share multiple full body feminine orgasms that the estrogen gives them with each other?

Man's getting his tiddy's and he's still out there doing performative cope about the orgasms he knows he never has.

The orgasms don't come from the pure, distilled estrogen that courses through our veins and fill every single cell of our bodies, it comes from the very complex and nerve dense clitoris, which trannies lack. It's more than just the outward bean, it extends inside the body around the pelvis. That's what allows women to have orgasms from penetration.
They could inject pure estrogen into their eyeballs and boof it all they want, it will never be enough. All they have is a fraction of their dick heads tacked onto the top of their man made flesh cave, which probably doesn't even fully connect to the rest of their nerves, making it absolutely useless. It also has a tendency to rot and fall off.
Kevin has had zero orgasms since he had his dick mangled.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Kevin has had zero orgasms since he had his dick mangled.

He somehow keeps forgetting that he has said as much, in his own twitter posts more than once too.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He somehow keeps forgetting that he has said as much, in his own twitter posts more than once too.

Yer, Long time ago I remember his cope tweet saying something along the lines “I can’t cum easily… just like a real women!”

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Yer, Long time ago I remember his cope tweet saying something along the lines “I can’t cum easily… just like a real women!”

Meanwhile actually women can cum in under 5 minutes

 

[retard strength]

Kevin going on twitter all "sigh I hate confrontation, I hate interacting with strangers in general, it triggers my anxiety and cptsd and I don't have the spoons for it right now?? but outsiders are trying to hurt the polycule like?? uwu" after rage crying and shaking at a dude opening the fridge for some water, screeching about how he had BETTER NOT be drinking his fruit punch.

It even says "kathryn" on it in the most ineligible chicken scratch sharpie writing known to man! And can he please stop asking for food? We can't buy you food. The Hot Pockets and stringy cheese are for the polycule. Outdoor troons can have a spoon from the Jif jar after the noon chores are done. Burrito dinners are every Tuesday and pizza is Friday. And ahhh please STOP STARING at that pile of discarded monitors, it's giving me anxiety because Mxtress has a plan for those so please stop staring at them! They're not for the outdoor troons! Actually you shouldn't even be inside... unless... Mxtress was going to talk to you about needing an extra $1000 and to use your truck again, are you waiting for xher?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Yer, Long time ago I remember his cope tweet saying something along the lines “I can’t cum easily… just like a real women!”

You think his ex ever wonders what he's up to and Googles?

 

[FinnSven]

You think his ex ever wonders what he's up to and Googles?

I doubt it.
Unless she wants a reason to become addicted to crack.

Do you think he cried during sex with her?

 

[A Grey Cat]

The orgasms don't come from the pure, distilled estrogen that courses through our veins and fill every single cell of our bodies, it comes from the very complex and nerve dense clitoris, which trannies lack. It's more than just the outward bean, it extends inside the body around the pelvis. That's what allows women to have orgasms from penetration.

Like any coomer turned troon like Kevin would know that. Maybe if he cracked an anatomy book instead of a transformers comic he'd be more knowledgeable about the fairer sex.