FB 3/6 - Thanks For the PS4, Miss Kagney Lynn Moore

[SOINCHU]

I really wish Chris would play Mortal Kombat X or Street Fighter 5 on his PS4 stream. I know he'd never play online but if he did it would be the funniest thing ever. Like Lowti3rgod and DSP put together with a big helping of autism and high pitched girly-voice whining on the side.

 

[The Dude]

Put me in the camp that believes Captain Dooky Drawers got desperate and bought himself a used PS4 and made up some story about a fan agreeing to his ridiculous voucher trade. That's just how it lines up to me. He's got bills, so he's not going to be able to afford a new PissFour let alone the Destiny Bundle, the "fan" is a chick of course because he hates guys, and the name of said female "fan" just happens to be VERY similar to a porno actress that he's owned films of. So on the off chance that some "epic troll" decided to waste hundreds of dollars and give into Chris' e-begging, that troll sure went to a lot of effort crafting this "fan's" persona by choosing and combining the names of two porno actors who were in fuck flicks that Chris was trying to sell not so long ago.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I like that even with this fake buyer, he still says he'll get around to sending out his toys to her in a month or two. Since she's fake, he might as well say that they're in the mail to make himself look good. But then, Autarded.

 

[Mason Verger]

Put me in the camp that believes Captain Dooky Drawers got desperate and bought himself a used PS4 and made up some story about a fan agreeing to his ridiculous voucher trade. That's just how it lines up to me. He's got bills, so he's not going to be able to afford a new PissFour let alone the Destiny Bundle, the "fan" is a chick of course because he hates guys, and the name of said female "fan" just happens to be VERY similar to a porno actress that he's owned films of. So on the off chance that some "epic troll" decided to waste hundreds of dollars and give into Chris' e-begging, that troll sure went to a lot of effort crafting this "fan's" persona by choosing and combining the names of two porno actors who were in fuck flicks that Chris was trying to sell not so long ago.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

I came here to see poor people crying.
I'm disappointed.

 

[picklehaube]

I came here to see poor people crying.

all your mirrors broken, are they?

 

[JFKdestroyer]

We all know Chris has seen "Seinfeld". Perhaps he is living by one of George Costanza's life rules:

 

[ballsbedangling]

LIFE UPGRADE!!!




this shits ridicules I hope he bought it for himself, also I know it seems a bit aloggy but of been waiting for the day that barb crokes so he can finally reialize thats his life is shit and that hes fucked, and the conscience of not doing jack shit all his life will finally kick him in the ass and wake him up and I can't wait because all hes ever gotten his whole life is a slap on the hand, as you can probably guess I was pretty pissed off about the results of the last court date sorry for the rant

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Kim Wilson left this comment, asserting that Chris bought the PS4 himself from Fingerhut:

Hello.

Christian/Christine has had a long running account with the company I work for, Fingerhut.

Christine bought her Playstation 4 from us.

Here are the details:

Fingerhut customer number: 2279016066

Order number: ORD0075849052
Order date: March 1, 2016

Shipping address:

CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER
14 BRANCHLAND CT
RUCKERSVILLE, VA 22968

Payment method was a Fingerhut credit card, and Christine got express shipping.

This is the bundle she got: http://www.fingerhut.com/product/NGF0R.uts?CTid=267

Shipping cost $35.98

Total cost: $505.97.

The UPS tracking number is: 1Z555W780259947062

The tracking information is still viewable.

 

[Jerkologist]

"A couple of months"

Why do I still get surprised by this shit?

 

[Lalala]

Kim Wilson left this comment, asserting that Chris bought the PS4 himself from Fingerhut:

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Fucking BOOM Kim! Someone buy that chick a ps4!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Rejoice, all ye who joined me in totally calling this.

 

[Keine]

I really wish Chris would play Mortal Kombat X or Street Fighter 5 on his PS4 stream. I know he'd never play online but if he did it would be the funniest thing ever. Like Lowti3rgod and DSP put together with a big helping of autism and high pitched girly-voice whining on the side.

I played Street Fighter IV against him once and it was the laggiest bullshit on the planet.

In other news, his PS4 activity updated and he either owns or has at least played:

Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 (Since it came with his PS4)
Destiny (surprise surprise)
Knack
Transformers Devastation
Infamous: Second Son
Killzone: Shadow Fall
Skylanders 4
Lego Dimensions
Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection (PS4 remasters of Uncharted 1-3)

And this is all within the span of a week or less.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Remember everybody, Chris and his mother are barely getting by. They deserve your donations.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Kim Wilson left this comment, asserting that Chris bought the PS4 himself from Fingerhut:

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If Chris was smart he wouldn't piss off Kim. Godbear knows what else she can leak about him.

 

[Keine]

If Chris was smart he wouldn't piss off Kim. Godbear knows what else she can leak about him.

IF Chris was smart, but since Chris is Chris, he'll treat her like a doormat and just get even more belligerent toward her.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If Chris was smart he wouldn't piss off Kim. Godbear knows what else she can leak about him.

More because she's like one of the only people willing to speak to him, I would think.

 

[Guy Smiley]

So I just looked up Fingerhut, and all of their prices are showing as "$x per month" with a full total underneath. Looks like they might be one of those "rent to own" places? For reference, a PS4 with COD Black Ops 3 is $34.99/month, and a blue controller is $8.99/month.

So Chris may not have even taken a chunk out of his tugboat. It's possible that he's paying this in installments.

EDIT: Payment method was a Fingerhut Credit Card. So, yeah, he's paying installments.

 

[Lipitor]

So I just looked up Fingerhut, and all of their prices are showing as "$x per month" with a full total underneath. Looks like they might be one of those "rent to own" places? For reference, a PS4 with COD Black Ops 3 is $34.99/month, and a blue controller is $8.99 month.

So Chris may not have even taken a chunk out of his tugboat. It's possible that he's paying this in installments.

I wonder what he'll order next?

Spoiler: it's going to be this.

don't click at work. http://www.fingerhut.com/product/NBJYJ.uts

 

[Keine]

So I just looked up Fingerhut, and all of their prices are showing as "$x per month" with a full total underneath. Looks like they might be one of those "rent to own" places? For reference, a PS4 with COD Black Ops 3 is $34.99/month, and a blue controller is $8.99/month.

So Chris may not have even taken a chunk out of his tugboat. It's possible that he's paying this in installments.

EDIT: Payment method was a Fingerhut Credit Card. So, yeah, he's paying installments.

Yeah, and he'll end up paying way more than the system is worth. I wouldn't be surprised if he's purchased a lot of this games and assorted shit this way.