Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[MysticSleeper]

Is KP no longer friends with Lily? Heard from the grape vine something might've went down between the two and KP posted this:

 

[Derped223]

Is KP no longer friends with Lily? Heard from the grape vine something might've went down between the two and KP posted this:
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damn if that's the case Lily just lost two friends in a single day.

 

[King_Boo_Official]

That’s another thing I don’t get, why is orchard obsessed with having his favorite things be popular?

And Lily has the nerve to call other people insecure. This is borderline the "Despacito is the best song of all time because it has the most views on YouTube" meme except played completely straight.

Is KP no longer friends with Lily? Heard from the grape vine something might've went down between the two and KP posted this:
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She must have seen Lily's JK Rowling video because that's exactly what I said after watching it XD

 

[Ben Laden]

And Lily has the nerve to call other people insecure. This is borderline the "Despacito is the best song of all time because it has the most views on YouTube" meme except played completely straight.

She must have seen Lily's JK Rowling video because that's exactly what I said after watching it XD

That truly seems to be the root of it. Lily's interests, all of them, she's completely insecure about them. About liking Star Wars, about liking MLP, about liking Family Guy, WoW, so on. She seems almost embarrassed to be so fixated on Sylvanas or on Gardevoir that she has to make up reasons why she's in the cool kids club. That actually, she's the only one smart enough to really 'get' these characters. The only one with a high enough IQ to realize that sitcoms are actually the peak of entertainment and that the animation industry is rotting from the inside out because they aren't making enough animated sitcoms. That she's the *only one* who wasn't ashamed that such a girly pokemon is her favorite, unlike all the other pokemon dudebros.

It makes so many of her takes on media frustrating, because her passion for any given subject is often drowned out by this nagging desire to talk down to others.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

That truly seems to be the root of it. Lily's interests, all of them, she's completely insecure about them. About liking Star Wars, about liking MLP, about liking Family Guy, WoW, so on. She seems almost embarrassed to be so fixated on Sylvanas or on Gardevoir that she has to make up reasons why she's in the cool kids club. That actually, she's the only one smart enough to really 'get' these characters. The only one with a high enough IQ to realize that sitcoms are actually the peak of entertainment and that the animation industry is rotting from the inside out because they aren't making enough animated sitcoms. That she's the *only one* who wasn't ashamed that such a girly pokemon is her favorite, unlike all the other pokemon dudebros.

I agree.

Jerry tries to act like he doesn’t care but he does. Any time someone calls him out on his stupid takes, he doubles down or if he offended some minority group, he makes up an excuse.

 

[anliteralidiot]

That truly seems to be the root of it. Lily's interests, all of them, she's completely insecure about them. About liking Star Wars, about liking MLP, about liking Family Guy, WoW, so on. She seems almost embarrassed to be so fixated on Sylvanas or on Gardevoir that she has to make up reasons why she's in the cool kids club. That actually, she's the only one smart enough to really 'get' these characters. The only one with a high enough IQ to realize that sitcoms are actually the peak of entertainment and that the animation industry is rotting from the inside out because they aren't making enough animated sitcoms. That she's the *only one* who wasn't ashamed that such a girly pokemon is her favorite, unlike all the other pokemon dudebros.

It makes so many of her takes on media frustrating, because her passion for any given subject is often drowned out by this nagging desire to talk down to others.

TBF, I think her Gardevoir complex isn't about it being girly. It's that she's truly the only person who is smart enough and good enough to not want to fuck the pokemon.

And I'm going to posture that she likes sitcoms because they reflect a life she wishes she had. And she likes them animated because autistic people prefer that, as it's easier to read the emotions on animated faces.

 

[Ben Laden]

TBF, I think her Gardevoir complex isn't about it being girly. It's that she's truly the only person who is smart enough and good enough to not want to fuck the pokemon.

And I'm going to posture that she likes sitcoms because they reflect a life she wishes she had. And she likes them animated because autistic people prefer that, as it's easier to read the emotions on animated faces.

There's that, but she's also made a point about how other pokemon fans were "embarrassed" that one of the most POWERFUL POKEMON (Gardevoir, lmao) was so girly, that the only reason Gallade exists is because people were too SEXIST to use Gardevoir. Yes she has tried to claim some moral highground about not wanting to fuck it, but that's usually only in regards to other Gardevoir fans, and she's above them. The rest of the pokemon community as a whole are just a bunch of babies who, allegedly, hated when their Charizard or Rayquaza got its butt kicked by some girl in a dress.

Honestly, it's probably a bit of both. Got bullied on the playground in her childhood for using the "girliest" and "gayest" pokemon, and got bullied on forums in her adulthood for being a "coomer" or "waifufag" who only likes Gardevoir for the porn. So, now she over-compensates on both accounts.

 

[Mac Tíre na Gealaí]

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Does streakofscarlet ever say or post anything that isn't the sound of them violently sucking Lily off? She may have a way smaller following, but the difference between how her and Trump's cultfollowers act is so minimal, it's honestly scary.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Does streakofscarlet ever say or post anything that isn't the sound of them violently sucking Lily off? She may have a way smaller following, but the difference between how her and Trump's cultfollowers act is so minimal, it's honestly scary.

In the beginning when I first looked into them I was almost going to write Scarlet off as being a sock puppet for how much of a lamprey they are to Lily’s dick. That was until I saw the one post of them commenting on a gas station chain store that is only in the Midwest.

Scarlet is a huge Thomas the tank engine sperg this is all the info I could glean from their social media.


Anyway Lily is streaming.

LilyOrchard - Twitch

First Impressions - Velma

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Who would have guessed? Lily trying to woo another fan, Lolo.

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I’m convinced this is a fetish thing.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again, why is orchard so obsessed with fucking sitcoms?

Sitcoms are so mundane, not to mention, a lot of sitcoms have the angsty drama, he claims to hate.

Well, modern sitcoms usually don't have angsty drama. We're long since out of the era of Very Special Episodes and sitcoms in general might sometimes indulge in a dramatic beat, but overall they're fluff, something to put on when you switch your brain off.

My personal prevailing theory about why she wants everything to BE a sitcom is pure indulgence. It creates a world where the problems are mundane and goofy and the characters never have to grow. The plot is resolved in thirty minutes and goes back to the status quo by the next episode (which makes it especially funny that she seethes over Rowling always 'returning to the status quo' and then says HP would be better if it was purely episodic adventures). This is reflected best in Poke-Madhouse, where she'll introduce a big dramatic beat but the character actually at fault doesn't have to do anything to fix it and it still ends on a joke about abusing Mismagius.

She tends to flip between two fantasies-- one where life has zero problems and everything is fun and quirky and snuggly (which even sitcoms don't do, but Lily doesn't realize there's a difference between sitcoms and slice of life and keeps conflating the two) and one where all the problems are solved because her character is massively powerful and can just murder anybody she doesn't like and everybody will praise her for being so brave and strong.

That’s another thing I don’t get, why is orchard obsessed with having his favorite things be popular?

You think, he be more concerned with his living situation with mikaila.

As said, it seems to be insecurity.

She makes up narratives and resorts to argument ad populum regularly. It reeks of somebody who desperately wants to be part of the popular crowd and has to justify that everything they do is thus either popular (Friends is the most watched TV show of all time therefore it's better than whatever it is you're talking about) or morally superior (her views on Gardevoir and her views on how only dudebros like Charizard (because apparently girls aren't allowed to like dragons)).

I finally saw her ridiculous CalArts video and she even feels the need to end it with "Teen Titans Go! is infinitely more popular than the Teen Titans you grew up with bye!" like that somehow proves it's objectively better? By her own logic American football is the greatest form of entertainment ever conceived because when you actually look at the list of most watched programming in the United States, guess what's at the top... and what blows Friends out of the water? (I'm sure real football/soccer gets even bigger numbers globally but I was just looking at US Nielson rankings. Whatever the case, by Lily's logic, this means every story should dedicate at least half its runtime to a sport game.)

But the other thing is that it's manipulative. When she was giving writing advice she told people to stop writing adventures and quests and conflict and just write fluffy romance and slice-of-life because it was simultaneously underrepresented (provably false when you walk into any book store and see the size of the Romance section) and because it was objectively superior because Friends exists. Basically she was trying to seed into her followers that they needed to change what they were writing to fit to her demands.

That's why she demands more LGBT rep, too, and why they have to be front and center, and why the leads have to be the main focus for a romance and also they have to be lesbians or it doesn't count. It's what she wants, and instead of looking for content that actually appeals to her she demands other people make it because of statistics and anecdotes that she made up.

It's kind of insane, and like I said, almost sad, for somebody to be so desperate to be popular that they make up an entire narrative about how the world works and go into fits when somebody goes against that narrative. It's a fragile bubble and her anger at being corrected proves that she knows how fragile it is.

...but then it's Lily Orchard, who is an asshole and who takes great pleasure in tearing down and spitting on people who disagree with her, so, you know... no sympathy.

And now we're up to three rapists. Sure.

Man it sure is great that the police are simultaneously violent, dangerous monsters who will shoot a transwoman on sight but also so efficient that they instantly put away her assailants away for life.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

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This isn't the first time she's gotten an ask that's too big for the character limit, I don't understand how she keeps getting these, unless there's a plug in or something for them. Or she just sends them to herself with anon somehow.

I don't understand how her retarded fans can keep falling for the same thing, whenever people have been too critical she magically gets a super mean ask that always talks in the same tone of voice, which then prompts a bunch of people to tell her how great and special she is. Like no shit she does this so her fans associate valid criticism with cyberbullying.
If these fans aren't children, then I think there's no hope for them.

What level of insecure do you have to be to do this. She has a wife in her apartment right now who could make her feel better, but she chooses to rely on strangers from tumblr for reassurance, with this whole song and dance of getting bullied and soaking up compliments. Sad.

 

[King_Boo_Official]

This isn't the first time she's gotten an ask that's too big for the character limit, I don't understand how she keeps getting these, unless there's a plug in or something for them. Or she just sends them to herself with anon somehow.

I don't understand how her retarded fans can keep falling for the same thing, whenever people have been too critical she magically gets a super mean ask that always talks in the same tone of voice, which then prompts a bunch of people to tell her how great and special she is. Like no shit she does this so her fans associate valid criticism with cyberbullying.
If these fans aren't children, then I think there's no hope for them.

It's a classic Strawman argument. She knows people have their eyes on both her and the discourse surrounding her, so when she wants to avoid criticism she sends herself the most over the top Asks possible, filled with the worst arguments and most vile bigotry you've ever seen, sending her critics the message of "This is you. This is what I think of you.". It's also why she chalks up criticism of her Steven Universe video to "people who have built their personalities around their fandoms".
Ironically, this was an approach criticized in a very popular video by Innuendo Studios (who Lily obviously watches and takes as gospel in the vein of Moviebob and Zero Punctuation) called "Never Play Defense", where Ian laid out the process of assigning your detractors to stereotypes to keep their arguments from having any credibility.

"And you’re not naive; you see what’s going on here. This isn’t about conversation, it’s about boxes. When you say something cogent that they don’t agree with, and they get the sinking feeling that you might start making sense, they need a reason not to listen to you. So they reach for a box to stick you in: dishonest feminism, fake progressivism, daddy-issue liberalism. No one in those boxes is worth listening to, which means, as long as they’ve got you in one, they’re not at risk of having their minds changed. This isn’t even an argument with you, not really; their presenting themselves with arguments for why they don’t have to listen to you."

As long as Lily has her detractors in the "angry reactionary" box or the "butthurt fanboy" box, she doesn't have to listen to them, and neither does her audience.

Side note: Say what you will about Essence of Thought's recent "campaign" against Lily, but the ex-fan testimonies somewhat proved something I've been thinking about for a while, that people generally find Lily's content when they're teenagers, an age where they have plenty of strong emotions but probably haven't stopped to analyze them much. So when you're in that position, you get somebody like Lily Orchard who "tells it like it is" and "stands up to the Bad People" to do your thinking for you.

 

[Devil-Man]

Back to YouTube work streaming.

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

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Unless I'm missing some lore Lily, ever the social chameleon is cribbing from Keffals here saying she was sexually assaulted at a young age.

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The lore grows.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Unless I'm missing some lore Lily, ever the social chameleon is cribbing from Keffals here saying she was sexually assaulted at a young age.

Lilly's life is basically David Cage fanfiction at this point without the one interesting plotline, a series of loosely connected lazy sob stories in place of actual personality and interest, I'm just waiting for the sudden super natural twist.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

It's a classic Strawman argument. She knows people have their eyes on both her and the discourse surrounding her, so when she wants to avoid criticism she sends herself the most over the top Asks possible, filled with the worst arguments and most vile bigotry you've ever seen, sending her critics the message of "This is you. This is what I think of you.". It's also why she chalks up criticism of her Steven Universe video to "people who have built their personalities around their fandoms".
Ironically, this was an approach criticized in a very popular video by Innuendo Studios (who Lily obviously watches and takes as gospel in the vein of Moviebob and Zero Punctuation) called "Never Play Defense", where Ian laid out the process of assigning your detractors to stereotypes to keep their arguments from having any credibility.

As long as Lily has her detractors in the "angry reactionary" box or the "butthurt fanboy" box, she doesn't have to listen to them, and neither does her audience.

Side note: Say what you will about Essence of Thought's recent "campaign" against Lily, but the ex-fan testimonies somewhat proved something I've been thinking about for a while, that people generally find Lily's content when they're teenagers, an age where they have plenty of strong emotions but probably haven't stopped to analyze them much. So when you're in that position, you get somebody like Lily Orchard who "tells it like it is" and "stands up to the Bad People" to do your thinking for you.

Speaking of strawmanning and MovieBob, if you have ever looked at his thread or twitter, Bob responds to pretty much any push-back on his twitter by saying that the other person is in fact not a person or not important. He also does this retarded thing where anything he doesn't like is because of "Believers" (basically religious people, or just people Bob doesn't like) versus "Thinkers" which means that you're the same stripe of completely insane liberal as he is. Its no wonder Lily loves him.

Anyway, I can't wait until Lily has a Lindsay Ellis moment like Bob did.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

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Again embarrassing her into acting like a normal person and not a hypersexual weirdo around young teens is the only way she'll change.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Lilly's life is basically David Cage fanfiction at this point without the one interesting plotline, a series of loosely connected lazy sob stories in place of actual personality and interest, I'm just waiting for the sudden super natural twist.

Oh my god, you're right. She's the epitome of most David Cage tropes (outside of the short hair)


She's supposedly had a very abusive life, she's the mystical native person, she has dark hair, the weird racism... And she's fat and evil, and Cage always writes his fat characters as evil!
I would genuinely love to know Lily's thoughts on a Cage game. I want to see her rewrite Detroit Become Human, fuck Harry Potter.

 

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[Duine In Cudromach]

I am always on board for making fun of David Cage.

She's supposedly had a very abusive life, she's the mystical native person, she has dark hair, the weird racism... And she's fat and evil, and Cage always writes his fat characters as evil!

Cage also loves to incorporate sexual assault in order to make his characters more sympathetic and vulnerable, which Lily not only does with her writing but also does with her own life. I find it distasteful and exploitive in Cage's work already but Lily trying to bolster her own backstory definitely outdoes it. Good job.

(ETA: Also forgot that they both weirdly romanticize suicide.)

I would genuinely love to know Lily's thoughts on a Cage game. I want to see her rewrite Detroit Become Human, fuck Harry Potter.

This is an interesting question.

Spoiler: Sperging about Writing

The main contention people tend to have with Cage's work is its internal inconsistency. Cage has himself admitted that he writes by thinking of really cool individual scenes and doesn't really worry about whether they make sense with other scenes (or even within themselves, honestly; the Butterfly challenge in Heavy Rain is infuriating to watch. Take off your fucking jacket and use it to sweep aside the glass, Ethan!). This is why you'll get the obese asthmatic Shelby barely able to take a flight of stairs in on scene and then by the end of the game going John Wick on a heavily secured mansion without breaking a sweat, or the poltergeist Aiden being able to shoot down helicopters with his psychic blasts in the middle of the game and then never using his incredible powers at any point afterward, even in other life-or-death situations.

This is basically what Lily does, too. She hates continuity and can't sustain consistency. This is why you get a scene of Aliana pulling back a thousand-mile-wide Star Destroyer laser and then one act later she's been mortally wounded by a highly incompetent Kylo Ren. This is a massive discrepency even if you buy the excuse that she did the former through the power of 'passion' thanks to the Dark Side, but each of them was the most dramatic option in a given scene.

But, overall, she'd probably find a Cage game boring. I can't speak for Detroit (I swore off Quantic Dream after Beyond: Two Souls) but Indigo Prophecy and Heavy Rain don't feel like they have anything to offer her; they're too mundane. Despite how much she says she hates the fantasy genre, her fixations are all fantasy (Star Wars is more space fantasy than sci-fi) and that seems be because all of them offer a way to have superhuman powers. Even Pokemon, while it doesn't give the trainers superhuman powers, does let them ally with superhuman monsters and thus become more powerful through them. Every time, despite talking about uwu soft lesbians being what she wants to write, she also has to go out of her way to make her characters the biggest badasses in the room.

Aliana was just supposed to be a Sith girlfriend? Actually the most powerful Force user in the galaxy.
Anevay was just supposed to be a hurt-comfort character who helps Sylvanas through her trauma? Also the greatest warrior in the Horde who has mastered every style of combat and even has the best mount in all of Azeroth.
Poke-Madhouse is supposed to be a slice-of-life comedy? But also Lily was the best enforcer the Pokemon League ever had and G is one of the world's most powerful Pokemon second only to Diantha's Gardevoir and ALSO has an alternate form that's so dangerous it had to be banned and ALSO has an impossible moveset and was SO SAVAGE in battle that she permanently crippled another Pokemon and had to be banned from League competition forever.
And of course Lord Ryder, who is a demonstration of how great it would be to live under a totalitarian socialist utopia, is literally the most powerful fictional character ever conceived, who can beat every other fictional character, and also Literal God, and probably destroy universes.

Why any of this? Because despite what she says, she absolutely wants this power fantasy. There's a reason that she has the full lore information about Aliana's lightsaber fighting styles and how cool her ship is. Nobody cares, but she does, because it's all part of the power fantasy. Anevay has mastered every combat role in World of Warcraft and nobody cares, but Lily does, because it's part of the power fantasy. That whole nonsense about G? Completely irrelevant, nobody cares... but it's part of the power fantasy.

To bring this back to the point, a David Cage game doesn't have that power fantasy. Indigo Prophecy eventually involves a superpowered zombie, and Beyond is probably the closest to a power fantasy with the psychic research and Aiden's powers, but both of them also only have one character with particularly extraordinary powers. It's not baked into the world's concept the way it is for Star Wars or World or Warcraft or Pokemon, and maybe most importantly these superpowered characters aren't elevated above the masses. The Sith are feared and respected through that fear across the galaxy; the Horde Champion is beloved and hyped up by the entire population; powerful Pokemon trainers are superstars and a League Enforcer would presumably be a very respectable and powerful occupation (kinda funny that c!Lily was Pokemon FBI given how much she professes to hate cops). All of these characters are also implicitly or explicitly fabulously wealthy.

This is in her HP proposals, too. She would be hijacking Harry and making him an author avatar, putting her once again in a position of being massively beloved for having (now permanently) slain the Dark Lord, and having all the best teachers be his mentor, and being fabulously wealthy to the point of literally buying his way out of every conflict, and also all the natural benefits that the ill-defined and nebulous nature of magic in Harry Potter would confer.

Meanwhile Jodie, whose ghost-friend can destroy helicopters in the right scenes, is a depressed homeless drifter who's being hunted by the shockingly well-armed CIA.

David Cage's worlds are still largely grounded in reality, which is entirely anathema to Lily's interests, whatever else she says. She NEEDS a fantasy universe because at the end of the day it's all about having that power and being adored for it. So overall I think she wouldn't really enjoy his games because she can't insert herself into a power fantasy about them, but respect his writing style as bold and not kowtowing to those losers who think internal consistency is important to a story.