Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Brutality]

This is the part where he sperges out in his stream on wanting to join the 41% and overall idiotic levels of autism/troonery. It's quite long, and I had to compress it pretty hard to get it on the Farms, I am uploading the better version of this to Odyssey. After this, he went into a makeup stream, which was even sadder (some other autist might have caught that, I couldn't be bothered). I also left the part in where he failed to turn on the webcam, because seeing Lucas struggling with any technology is always hilarious.

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Better quality version (if you really want to look at Lucas, which I doubt): https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lolkeffalspart1:8

BUCK. BROKEN.

Lucas, buddy. you aren't some battered war hero, you are just another mentally retarded faggot in a long list of other mentally retarded faggots who have tried and failed to get us offline. you can lie to your audience all you want, but you know what really happened, you aren't fooling anyone here

and now you're talking about Joining the 41% hall of shame? good lord you're such a pathetic sack of shit. can't EVER not be the center of attention can you?

don't add yourself to the scoreboard yet. even after Elliot no dong usurped you as the leader of DKF I have faith you'll be a very productive cow for a long while.

 

[RotPockets]

Yay

He put the moobs away thank fuck for that.
He's still really twitchy, I suppose he is a Twitch streamer, but he's taking it very literally.
He seems rather depressed, but Lucas, bro you brought all this on yourself
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No one forced you to come here and read your thread, no one is forcing you to read it now.
You know damn well no one from here ever fucked with you IRL, thats why you had no problem going after us but you're fucking terrified of Doxbin because you know they don't have the same no contact rule we does that keeps you relatively safe from people like me that would otherwise take great pleasure in trolling the fucking shit out of you. You were never scared of us thats why you were so fucking cocky, it was all a grift.
We know it.
You know it.
But now your own community has caught onto it and you're receiving the consequences for your fucking scummy actions and your shitty, arrogant fucking behavior, now you got snubbed and sidelined at Twitchcon apart from the few other outcasts you could get to hang with you, and now you've lost your ability to do your meaningless "ratios" on Twitter and are exposed as the greedy, shifty incel creep you've always been, what, gonna cry?
Feeling lonely?
You fucking scammed a hundred grand off your community under false pretences and used it to fuck off on European Holiday and cheat on your Fiance, did you really think you wouldn't face any backlash?
That the Fiance you abandoned and treated like shit would be waiting when you got back?
You've always treated people like objects Lucas, you've always been selfish, and you've never been told NO, or held to account.
So you're lonely and feeling persecuted?
You brought it all on yourself.
You had your 15 minutes faggot.
Hope you enjoyed it because it all gets worse from here.
That rope is going to start to look more and more tempting, but I don't want you to kill yourself.
Really I don't care if you do or don't.
You're irrelevant.
You're a fat, balding hunchback, you talk like you're on Xanax, your own community sees you for what you are and despises you.
And you DIDN'T. WIN. SHIT.
We are still here.
And you will never be a woman.

I hear this chorus every time I read about his disgusting exploits, it’s practically unavoidable at this point.
Dance monkey, dance you goddamn monkey!

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta just got swatted. Took about 90 seconds and he was back.

I totally missed that and I was listening. I guess I was out of the room for a couple minutes cooking something. By the time I got back it must have been over and they weren't even talking about it. Huge fail by either the troons or the serial swatter who has been doing this bullshit.

What's going on with his cheeks? It's like a gunt on his face.

I don't know if he's always looked like that, but if it's new, it could be from bulimic purging, which causes the salivary glands to swell up.

 

[glass_houses]

This is the part where he sperges out in his stream on wanting to join the 41% and overall idiotic levels of autism/troonery. It's quite long, and I had to compress it pretty hard to get it on the Farms, I am uploading the better version of this to Odyssey. After this, he went into a makeup stream, which was even sadder (some other autist might have caught that, I couldn't be bothered). I also left the part in where he failed to turn on the webcam, because seeing Lucas struggling with any technology is always hilarious.

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Better quality version (if you really want to look at Lucas, which I doubt): https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lolkeffalspart1:8

I don't know why he's upset. He's just had a paid overseas holiday and scored a hundred US grand for doing nothing at all. He's been on television, he's strong armed the local coppers into giving him an apology for just knocking on his door.

It's almost like he's been found out for being a paedophile, a scammer, a narc, a pathological liar and an attention whore. Funny that.

Go offline, Lucas, no one will remember who you are in six months time.

 

[Marche]

What's going on with his cheeks? It's like a gunt on his face.

Coke bloat, but maybe from tranny drugs I guess?
He is a junkie after all and now a junkie with money.

 

[Hogscraper]

the fake freckles are fucking hilarious.
how does he think that shit looks good?

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

the fake freckles are fucking hilarious.
how does he think that shit looks good?

A couple decades of porn/hentai/other demented shit consumption. Probably.
The freckels remind me of the troon who did porn dressed as the mascot from Wendy's or something, my mind might be acting up but that's defintely coomer mindset.

 

[Wallace]

Yay

He put the moobs away thank fuck for that.
He's still really twitchy, I suppose he is a Twitch streamer, but he's taking it very literally.
He seems rather depressed, but Lucas, bro you brought all this on yourself
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No one forced you to come here and read your thread, no one is forcing you to read it now.
You know damn well no one from here ever fucked with you IRL, thats why you had no problem going after us but you're fucking terrified of Doxbin because you know they don't have the same no contact rule we does that keeps you relatively safe from people like me that would otherwise take great pleasure in trolling the fucking shit out of you. You were never scared of us thats why you were so fucking cocky, it was all a grift.
We know it.
You know it.
But now your own community has caught onto it and you're receiving the consequences for your fucking scummy actions and your shitty, arrogant fucking behavior, now you got snubbed and sidelined at Twitchcon apart from the few other outcasts you could get to hang with you, and now you've lost your ability to do your meaningless "ratios" on Twitter and are exposed as the greedy, shifty incel creep you've always been, what, gonna cry?
Feeling lonely?
You fucking scammed a hundred grand off your community under false pretences and used it to fuck off on European Holiday and cheat on your Fiance, did you really think you wouldn't face any backlash?
That the Fiance you abandoned and treated like shit would be waiting when you got back?
You've always treated people like objects Lucas, you've always been selfish, and you've never been told NO, or held to account.
So you're lonely and feeling persecuted?
You brought it all on yourself.
You had your 15 minutes faggot.
Hope you enjoyed it because it all gets worse from here.
That rope is going to start to look more and more tempting, but I don't want you to kill yourself.
Really I don't care if you do or don't.
You're irrelevant.
You're a fat, balding hunchback, you talk like you're on Xanax, your own community sees you for what you are and despises you.
And you DIDN'T. WIN. SHIT.
We are still here.
And you will never be a woman.

 

[Meltryllis]

LMAO, 8000+ viewers on the Livestream with Rekieta right now.
Get fuqed Keffals with your 313 viewers.
The kids on the internet have spoken once again: they want to be Joshua Moon, not Keffals.

Edit: Livestream's over and it was a total of 65k views. On an alt-tech platform. Fuck Youtube and fuck Keffals.

I thought I'd check the sum of all of Keffals' recent streams to see how many views they've gotten, and at the time of making this post, every stream in the last 17 days combined wasn't enough to break 65k total views (it's about 61k combined).



The next stream after that was enough to break 65k, but that was his hunchback gun stream and that didn't even manage to crack 8,500 views.


I was expecting him to fall off pretty hard after "beating" Kiwifarms, but this loss in viewer retention is honestly incredible.

 

[Something Awful]

the fake freckles are fucking hilarious.
how does he think that shit looks good?

He thinks mutilating his body with surgery and drugs made him a woman. Not surprising he'd also believe drawing dots on your face with a sharpie means you have UwU cute freckles.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

"Haha I win! You lose Kiwifarms!...Where'd everybody go? :,("

Imagine losing to an "enemy" who never swung at you beyond saying "This dipshit said and did this, here's the objective archive and video clips." while your entire side puts words in their mouths and makes up crimes they committed while they are down.

Imagine being the type of person who dismisses everything as false and fake while no one can access archives and running and crying to every corner of the internet to remove evidence of you saying stupid shit on a public venue so you can lie and say you didn't.

Imagine losing to a "vicious hate group" who..... did literally fuck all nothing to you. No one reported streams or discords nor DDOS'd them in turn nor would we care enough about the gay internet at large to.

Imagine your mortal enemy being a SEO de-listed shitposting forum where we call EACH OTHER retarded and pretend to be wrestlers and fantasy football style bet on proxy wars in between saying each other is mad at the internet. That you have to actively manually browse now to find anything mean about you that your goon squad basically cast off of the internet for a combined sum of an entire month and change at best. Despite an entire gay twitter hashtag war, sleepless neethog nights of spamming ISPs and webhosts and cloudflare until they all blocked you, and thousands to hundreds of thousands of dollars wasted in DDOS funds.

And at the end of it all? Imagine now that the one who is forgotten is YOU despite going nowhere for that entire duration, and having your platforms intact. Because you said so little of value, accomplished nothing, and didn't even manage to entertain the new hordes of eyes and ears from the whole ordeal enough to make them stick around. And even LOST captive supporters and fanbase! When the bath tub troonshiners are dropping you how fucking low have you sank?

But you don't have to imagine it, because it's all right here at your fingertits, Lucas.

 

[SomeBirds]

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If I don't get this off my chest (rimshot) I might literally explode. I had to use a fucking Serbian VPN just to post.

My personal ask is to see him buy a real, high quality bra with actual support instead of whatever Walmart discount shit he has on. I've never seen tits that looked like they were simultaneously migrating in opposite directions for the winter. The inability to pick out a good bra is one of the most obvious tells that he was born a man. Lucas' sad flesh sacks should be a daily reminder to himself and his audience that he has a Y chromosome. Every small breasted woman I've ever talked to has simply gone to Victoria's Secret and gotten one of their padded bras. Wear it tight and it pushes whatever you've got up to the point where you can fake some cleavage. Just throw something with a tasteful neckline on (not the navel exposing shit Lucas has on) and you're off to the races.

It's probably too much to ask that Lucas stops dressing like a cheap, streetwalking gutterslut, but for God's sake man, buy some sweaters or something. Dude lives in Canada so he's got every excuse in the world, and many of them have a nice neckline that would work perfectly with the above mentioned bra trick.

Anything would be better than having to see the crime against nature he calls his breasts.

 

[oh no im late for school]

He thinks mutilating his body with surgery and drugs made him a woman. Not surprising he'd also believe drawing dots on your face with a sharpie means you have UwU cute freckles.

someone apparently got some zoomer makeup tips, however just because they look all uwu on an already fuckable piece of meat like belle delphine doesn't make them a good fit for even a post-wall, 30-something woman, let alone a post-wall, 30-something, weirdly-proportioned tranny

but to be extremely, exceedingly generous, it's apparent keffals has started taking some sort of interest in their appearance. it's a far cry from the schlubby, impoverished greaseball look of yestermonth and i'm almost inclined to applaud it. the nicest thing i have to say is whomever threaded your brows absolutely deserves your business so keep that shit up

start dieting, start strengthening your back muscles to fix that garbage posture. buy a brace if need be. keep spending that gofundme money at ulta. pretend the farms doesn't exist. do whatever self-care you need to do and just let this beautiful website just exist in peace. this thread can and will die eventually, just stop bullying josh

 

[Something Awful]

but to be extremely, exceedingly generous, it's apparent keffals has started taking some sort of interest in their appearance. it's a far cry from the schlubby, impoverished greaseball look of yestermonth and i'm almost inclined to applaud it. the nicest thing i have to say is whomever threaded your brows absolutely deserves your business so keep that shit up

I think it's kind of you to be positive about it, but IMO he doesn't deserve any credit at this point. His interest in his appearance is literally skin-deep: just slathering on some make-up and showing off his gross man-cleavage.

It's motivated by a desire to get ass-pats on Twitter. He saw he gained some followers after posting those faux-e-thot selfies, so he wants to keep that going.

He has all the time in the world, his only "job" is showing up on stream every few days to ramble his low-IQ bullshit for a few hours. He could take up bicycling (like he said he would), going to the gym, going on hikes while doing IRL streams (like he said he would), going to a swimming pool, whatever, a hundred different things. He has the time and money.

Does he do any of that? No, he's too lazy. His solution to looking like shit is just using camera filters and make-up. He has no interest in genuinely getting healthier and have attractiveness eminate from that, he just wants to look good on camera.

 

[Punished Neco]

This is the part where he sperges out in his stream on wanting to join the 41% and overall idiotic levels of autism/troonery. It's quite long, and I had to compress it pretty hard to get it on the Farms, I am uploading the better version of this to Odyssey. After this, he went into a makeup stream, which was even sadder (some other autist might have caught that, I couldn't be bothered). I also left the part in where he failed to turn on the webcam, because seeing Lucas struggling with any technology is always hilarious.

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Better quality version (if you really want to look at Lucas, which I doubt): https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lolkeffalspart1:8

Listening to this segment and then thinking back it to my prediction from nearly a month ago is actually something, I think every part of my prediction got ticked off, including them saying how everything hit them at once (because their 'body had been protecting them' or some shit/it being 24/7 hectic). Depression Arc.

[Post]
Keffals saying they're thinking of taking a break isn't really a surprise, saying how Kiwifarms was the "last bastion" of the Internet from their childhood is surprising though, shows that they're acting out of spite and have zero regard to preserving the old Internet and what it stood for.

Edit: Goodbye Bozo

[A]

 

[Devil Buster Busters]

See you next week, Lucas.

 

[Null]

The video he posted is grotesque. Literally, "I singlehandedly defeating Kiwi Farms by intentionally drawing all fire on myself because I am selfless and amazing, and although I completely and totally won and am now a huge hero, the stress is giving me big sads and now I think about killing myself and can't get out of bed some days. "

My suggestion is, get a bunch of men in drag to harass you. Then you feel motivated to get out of bed every day and make it everybody else's problem. Works for me, at least.

---

10 minutes in, he complains that he didn't expect to become "a representative of the trans community" by lunging himself into the media spotlight, and now that he's one of the most high profile people-of-gender online, people use his grotesque, abusive, grooming, misogynistic behavior as a cudgel against all people-of-gender. This causes him to eat shit from even people around him for making them look bad. He whines this is unfair.

12 minutes in, the kiwi farms is dead and I'm terrified and he reminds everyone he's a hero.

 

[Simon]

Listening to this segment and then thinking back it to my prediction from nearly a month ago is actually something, I think every part of my prediction got ticked off, including them saying how everything hit them at once (because their 'body had been protecting them' or some shit/it being 24/7 hectic). Depression Arc.
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[Post]
Keffals saying they're thinking of taking a break isn't really a surprise, saying how Kiwifarms was the "last bastion" of the Internet from their childhood is surprising though, shows that they're acting out of spite and have zero regard to preserving the old Internet and what it stood for.

Edit: Goodbye Bozo
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[A]

Oh, poor you, Lucas. It's not like you brought this all on yourself.

 

[gay]

Edit: Goodbye Bozo
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godspeed to any farmer whose going to sit through 37 odd minutes of some groomer going "woe is me" for the upcoming synopsis.

 

[Balr0g]

In my mind the fight between Keffals and the Farms goes like this (I leave it to your imagination who is who)