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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Yeah... I don't know much about being a Vet, but I'm pretty sure Penny was not in there long enough to really get anything. Also, I know people who are Vet and won't even bring it up or use their services out of pride.

However... Onision was discharged and he was still able to get the house loan thing they offer. Or whatever it is. I wonder if Penny used that for the OG Tranch? Or toward this one? If he even knows it's an option... idk, Onion was also Airforce aka guarded a gate, I dunno what Penny was I can't remember.
 
Penny was a cavalry scout I believe which (again I have never been in the US service or any army) seems like a combat role that would at least come into proximity of actual enemies if only to look.
Without even checking I am 100% sure Penny was a POG who was never even remotely close to combat.
 
Went to the front to pull up some info about Penny, since for once I'm not feeling lazy.

He says he did 6 years, someone more familiar with service will have to say if that amounts to anything.

I signed up in the hardest entry level mos, 19D, I requested a posting in Germany and I made sure to get the six year version of the contract. It is a very rare thing to figure out how big a mistake you have made without any waiting. Basic was horrible, I was liked and physically had no problem excelling in the environment however I am a soul sensitive deeply empathetic person who loves art and soft blankets, philosophy and deep conversations are my fun Saturday night. I am everything the military beats from you and I realized it way too late. Half way threw basic my wife decided she was done and began a relationship with my best friend, they are still happily married and have three more kids. They were made for each other and it makes me so very happy that they found joy in each other, at the time the rejection was difficult to deal with. I made it threw basic at the top of my class. I was a wreck mentally but I made it. I shipped to Germany and one month later nine eleven took place. We all know what our country did during the following years, I was not spared from that horror.

Six years later I stepped off the plane at DIA a free women. I was more damaged than when I left which is saying allot. All connection with my soul was gone PTSD made every day a walking nightmare. I was in every single way a walking shell of a person. I found work and walled myself away from everyone, I had one sexual encounter during my time in the military and directly after, this resulted in my second son, who brought me out of my haze but moved away shortly after his birth. He was assigned female at birth but at four began his transition, in him I would see the growth of time. He will never suffer like me, not for one day will he be disallowed himself or be made to feel the odd man out. I am so very, very proud of him. I wondered aimlessly until the dam burst five years later.
 
I honestly had no idea. Apologies if its offensive to anyone but that is an absolute disgrace. Shit military pay and then when u get out a big fuck you? Why would anyone who was not either a complete idiot, had a crazy military fetish or insanely nationalistic serve at all?

The pay is only shit if you are an idiot. If you don't try to see how big of a bonfire you can build with it, you have food, housing, and medical care - all your essentials except for booze, porn and strippers - supplied to you for free. You can sock 90% of it away.

The VA fucking you over when you're out is only really a problem if you were too big of a shit bird to be able to transition your clearance to a government contractor (usually because you lost it because you got a usurious loan for the latest Hood Trash hoopdie and fell behind, possibly because you got lost rank or got docked half pay for being a piece of shit).
 
I honestly had no idea. Apologies if its offensive to anyone but that is an absolute disgrace. Shit military pay and then when u get out a big fuck you? Why would anyone who was not either a complete idiot, had a crazy military fetish or insanely nationalistic serve at all?
The Department of Veterans Affairs - Giving Vets a second chance to die for their country since 1932

In all seriousness. The VA took 6 FUCKING MONTHS to decide I did not have cancer. Had it been cancer I would have been dead by the time they made a determination.
 
Yeah... I don't know much about being a Vet, but I'm pretty sure Penny was not in there long enough to really get anything. Also, I know people who are Vet and won't even bring it up or use their services out of pride.

However... Onision was discharged and he was still able to get the house loan thing they offer. Or whatever it is. I wonder if Penny used that for the OG Tranch? Or toward this one? If he even knows it's an option... idk, Onion was also Airforce aka guarded a gate, I dunno what Penny was I can't remember.

Penny was a cavalry scout I believe which (again I have never been in the US service or any army) seems like a combat role that would at least come into proximity of actual enemies if only to look.

Without even checking I am 100% sure Penny was a POG who was never even remotely close to combat.

For a lot of Vet Benefits, like Affirmative Action inclusion, homeloans, and USAA access you just need to have served an enlistment period (mostly 4-6 years, some times longer for things like Doctors and pilots; they were doing less than 4 during 'The Surge' for grunts). Sometimes you don't need need an honorable.

I don't like to speculate on the nature or character of people's service unless they make a thing out of it, and Phil really doesn't.
If you deployed in the sand, even if you were pogging it up you still probably took incoming fire and had to run for the bunkers. Even if you never left the wire and just guarded a gate, you had to wonder each time you posted if this was going to be the day some Haji decided to try to reenact the Beirut Barracks. So in addition to being in an area not fit for human habitation being surrounded by backward sandniggers who want to kill you on principal, you are also stuck on the otherside of the world from everyone you cared about for a year with no hope of getting back while the rest of the world keeps moving - he was serving at a time when hopping on Zoom to say good night to the kids wasn't a thing, you got like 30 minutes for a satellite call in the middle of the night once a week, the people you cared about had to come down to the USO, and you had to pay for it.
This shit takes a toll. And everyone copes with that stress in their own way so there's no standard to how people process or want to tell the story, or if they do.
So unless the gate guard is trying to puff himself up to be Rambo, he served; End of story.

I will laugh at Phillip's spergtastic, unrealistic, and completely unaligned with reality "training" methods all day long. But if he's not trying to trade on his military experiences, I don't particularly care how poggy he was.

Though if he did start trying to cash in combat veteran chips, it sounds a bit like he never left Germany but twisted some words to make it sound like he did without saying he did.
 
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I vaguely remember Kevin tweeting about Phil going to some student dentistry at some point for a necessary procedure (getting a rotten tooth pulled probably). Dental care is usually more annoying to get through the government, but somehow Kevin manages to have full access to Kaiser including dental for free so I guess Colorado has pretty robust benefits for lazy fucks.

Given that, I'm baffled on why Phil can't sign up for the same thing, it's not like he's gainfully employed. I want to assume he has some sort of coverage since we never see grifting for emergency room bills every time Penny gets injured (which is often), but perhaps that's because he just buys a brace or some medical tape instead of getting real treatment.

Sorry for the rambling lazy post. It's possible Phil has dental coverage somehow but avoid going unless it's extremely dire. It's not that easy to have such a rotten, disgusting mouth these days. That takes serious neglect and avoidance of regular dental visits combined with poor genetics.

On top of all that, who the fuck is going to drive when he needs a procedure done? He certainly can't rely on Kevin for a ride home.
 
I remember the student dentist thing. I was going to say maybe he is afraid of going to the dentist but clearly not the case. Medical shit particularly anything dental (and apparently optical as companies seem to make a big deal of offering optical coverage) in the US seems really wierd to me but I suppose its just a matter of perspective really.

Are there different rules if u have committed a crime? Is there a chance Penny is secretly a felon or something and we just don't know about it?
 
Other things to note is even if the military fucked you up enough to get all your medical care through the VA for free, dental is not included unless you have a service related condition that affects your teeth.

That being said I’m wondering what is keeping him from applying for a medical tugboat because poor. I’m guessing he has some income from somewhere that puts him out of the Medicaid (American medical social safety net for poor and disabled people) bracket.
 
For a lot of Vet Benefits, like Affirmative Action inclusion, homeloans, and USAA access you just need to have served an enlistment period (mostly 4-6 years, some times longer for things like Doctors and pilots; they were doing less than 4 during 'The Surge' for grunts). Sometimes you don't need need an honorable.

I don't like to speculate on the nature or character of people's service unless they make a thing out of it, and Phil really doesn't.
If you deployed in the sand, even if you were pogging it up you still probably took incoming fire and had to run for the bunkers. Even if you never left the wire and just guarded a gate, you had to wonder each time you posted if this was going to be the day some Haji decided to try to reenact the Beirut Barracks. So in addition to being in an area not fit for human habitation being surrounded by backward sandniggers who want to kill you on principal, you are also stuck on the otherside of the world from everyone you cared about for a year with no hope of getting back while the rest of the world keeps moving - he was serving at a time when hopping on Zoom to say good night to the kids wasn't a thing, you got like 30 minutes for a satellite call in the middle of the night once a week, the people you cared about had to come down to the USO, and you had to pay for it.
This shit takes a toll. And everyone copes with that stress in their own way so there's no standard to how people process or want to tell the story, or if they do.
So unless the gate guard is trying to puff himself up to be Rambo, he served; End of story.

I will laugh at Phillip's spergtastic, unrealistic, and completely unaligned with reality "training" methods all day long. But if he's not trying to trade on his military experiences, I don't particularly care how poggy he was.

Though if he did start trying to cash in combat veteran chips, it sounds a bit like he never left Germany but twisted some words to make it sound like he did without saying he did.
He is claiming to be a Cav Scout? lmao. lordy, lordy, Would love to find some pics of him in Uniform.

Unless rules changed, it used to be serve one tour and you recived health care, etc for life. Most of my family went Marines/Navy, few Army
 
He is claiming to be a Cav Scout? lmao. lordy, lordy, Would love to find some pics of him in Uniform.

Unless rules changed, it used to be serve one tour and you recived health care, etc for life. Most of my family went Marines/Navy, few Army

He has pics:

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Thank you!! I was just gonna go to page 1 to see what info was there on him, I might do some digging on his Army days
He has a few posts on this blog thing, I only checked the one that specified army time. Just go to his section in OP, follow the link, and you'll be in Kevin's thread. I didn't read more than a few posts down, so there might already be info on there. It's been a long time, so I don't remember any of it.
 
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Forgive my lack of knowledge of the US (though I am landing there to find work at the end of Jan) but why would Penny not be covered? I mean if nothing else he is a veteran is he not? He may not have served well or been a hero but he did serve in the army so would he not be able to access some form of medical care/welfare as a result of his veteran status?

I served in my country's military once upon a time (I was in the navy) and I can certainly call myself a veteran and get at least some help if I need it (its crappy but it is there).
What's the difference between a bullet and a VA Nurse?

A bullet will draw blood, usually only kills one person and can be fired.
 
He is claiming to be a Cav Scout? lmao. lordy, lordy, Would love to find some pics of him in Uniform.

Unless rules changed, it used to be serve one tour and you recived health care, etc for life. Most of my family went Marines/Navy, few Army
Eh, like was mentioned prior, you have to go through a process to prove X disability is related to service. It's not necessarily hard to do, it's actually abused to hell and back in a lot of cases. You just have to weather the bureaucratic VA disability rating process to begin the beaurocratic VA medical process.

It's one of the reasons that most people who aren't braindead and do something with their lives avoid it all together if possible. The US military is such a unique beast with all kinds of tropes, tbh. My favorites are "When I get out, I'm gonna use my secret clearance and Security+ to make 6 figures" and the people who don't even make it through initial training fighting for VA benefits (like the home loan).
 
He has a few posts on this blog thing, I only checked the one that specified army time. Just go to his section in OP, follow the link, and you'll be in Kevin's thread. I didn't read more than a few posts down, so there might already be info on there. It's been a long time, so I don't remember any of it.
Thanks so much. Yeah, reading that blog now, and running a fast search (it's all KF so far lol) found an arrest record that is probably him, and of course, all of his addys which I know are already posted.
 
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Eh, like was mentioned prior, you have to go through a process to prove X disability is related to service. It's not necessarily hard to do, it's actually abused to hell and back in a lot of cases. You just have to weather the bureaucratic VA disability rating process to begin the beaurocratic VA medical process.

It's one of the reasons that most people who aren't braindead and do something with their lives avoid it all together if possible. The US military is such a unique beast with all kinds of tropes, tbh. My favorites are "When I get out, I'm gonna use my secret clearance and Security+ to make 6 figures" and the people who don't even make it through initial training fighting for VA benefits (like the home loan).
I only know too well how many abuse it, and only too well how many Vets that put in decades are treated like dirt. Had my own battles with them, when going with my Dad.
 
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