Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[TitchBitties]

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Oh this guy is a treat

Some classic pure autism

Yep definitely a Lucas supporter

 

[Jack Awful]

Usually I'd be somewhat sympathetic with how hard everyone on here is going in, but fuck this nigger he made his bed and he fucked with my gay autistic forum and ruined my fun for a bit. He's FAT, UGLY, MANLY, FAT and NOT A WOMAN. If you read this keffals, minecraft yourself.

He said that if he had our info he'd personally contact each of our employers to get us fired.

No pity. Plus, he's a known liar so I doubt he's leaving because he's "overwhelmed" like he says.

 

[Shaneequa]

He said that if he had our info he'd personally contact each of our employers to get us fired.

No pity. Plus, he's a known liar so I doubt he's leaving because best"overwhelmed" like he says.

Is that tweet in the OP? I wanna save it.

 

[Jack Awful]

Is that tweet in the OP? I wanna save it.

Not off the top of my head, but this video has a copy of the screencap

Keffals is Unironically Evil

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youtu.be

 

[Angry Shoes]

It's gonna be so annoying when he inevitably kills himself and everyone blames us.

 

[Glep]

Been here since the double digit pages of this thread, and I just wanna say that it's been an honor and a privilege to watch Lucas get folded like a motherfucking shirt with all of you lovely kiwi frens.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's gonna be so annoying when he inevitably kills himself and everyone blames us.

Not saying he shouldn't, but he won't.
- Lazy
- NPD
- Coward, he won't go through with it

 

[SassyDispatch]

It's gonna be so annoying when he inevitably kills himself and everyone blames us.

I think all he's done and will ever do is try to twist the world to his personal benefit.
He's an egomaniac. Like a true narcissist to the most extreme degree.
He's literally too narcissistic to kill himself because he knows there's no attention for him to enjoy in it.
If he ever does 41% it'll be at a point after he's become completely forgotten about in a world that no longer wants him or has any attention for him. It'll be when his thread is completely dead and there are no new posts in months, it'll be when CNN stops returning his calls and his Twitch is getting 0 viewers, and his social media presence is dead.

Of course, he'll never let that happen. He'll go back to acting like a cumbrained child molester on Twitter or spamming ratio at his perceived political adversaries. Or he'll go back to making porn or run for public office again or something.

He is a slave to his own sense of unwarranted self-importance.
And only when he's truly alone will he really consider suicide.
Because then he'd have no one to face but himself.
And if he ever had to truly face that, to truly assess himself and his actions and all he's done and become, it would psychologically crush him.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I think all he's done and will ever do is try to twist the world to his personal benefit.
He's an egomaniac. Like a true narcissist to the most extreme degree.
He's literally too narcissistic to kill himself because he knows there's no attention for him to enjoy in it.
If he ever does 41% it'll be at a point after he's become completely forgotten about in a world that no longer wants him or has any attention for him. It'll be when his thread is completely dead and there are no new posts in months, it'll be when CNN stops returning his calls and his Twitch is getting 0 viewers, and his social media presence is dead.

Of course, he'll never let that happen. He'll go back to acting like a cumbrained child molester on Twitter or spamming ratio at his perceived political adversaries. Or he'll go back to making porn or run for public office again or something.

He is a slave to his own sense of unwarranted self-importance.
And only when he's truly alone will he really consider suicide.
Because then he'd have no one to face but himself.
And if he ever had to truly face that, to truly assess himself and his actions and all he's done and become, it would psychologically crush him.

WTF is he going to do for a living now? $100k isn't enough to retire on. If the money was still rolling in he wouldn't have just quit. I don't see how manufacturing another controversy for pity-bux is going to work again. He's a toxic mess now due to his history so the pundits won't have anything to do with him especially after the wipeout the Dems are about to take largely because of the troons.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Aww does Luke the Puke have the big sad?

What a coincidence, Keffals, I hear Home Depot is having a sale on woodchippers!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

tfw you fail at the only thing you've set out to accomplish in life and now no one will give you oomfies...

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I'll take my neg ratings, but I honestly feel... bad? Sad? Sorry? For Lucas.

Al frustration aside, the only thing you can feel for someone like Lucas is pity. Would you feel angry at a wild special ed. kid? No matter how much you try to educate him and control him, his lack of skills and smarts will make him violent and rebellious and it's not his fault. Sure, you can feel bad and mad at him and hate your job every day, but you know you're targeting your anger at the wrong person.

Lucas is not different, except that he is cruel and vindictive due to his own personal frustrations, ones that he's (somehow) aware of, unlike a kid with negative IQ who doesn't know he's dumb. He knows something's wrong with him, he doesn't really know what is that. He just hates everybody who points out he's wrong and barks at them because he can't do anything else and because he doesn't want to accept it as his ignorance also makes him arrogant. He can't fix himself and he would rather blow himself up if that means destroying his "enemies" rather than admit he needs help.

At the end, we all are gonna grow old and probably move away from the internet and KF. And as I always point out, we have families and normal lives. When KF was down, I still had a family, a job, million stuff to do at home that I still have to do whether KF is up or not and, if there is too much, then I just won't sign up here or anywhere else until it's done. And that's how it is for the majority of us. If Twitter is down tomorrow, Lucas has nothing else. He can't move away from social media ever because his "friends" are all his followers, the attention and love we all receive from our relatives and friends is likes and RTs for him. This is a guy who was so destroyed in his youth that he cut his dick out, gained notoriety (and overdosed on it) for spamming successful people, abuses minors, and, no matter what he does, will never even LOOK like a woman. I'd say that "sorry" is the one and only feeling anyone should feel for him. Sure, let's keep insulting him because he's cruel and a complete moron, but remember he doesn't deserve more than pity because every single one of us is much, much better than him, ever.

 

[Aria]

It's gonna be so annoying when he inevitably kills himself and everyone blames us.

He won't kill himself he's too much of a narcissist to do it, but if he does that's on him and no tears will be shed for this goblin.

The only thing he cares about is grifting but his audience has moved on from kiwifarms shit they don't care about us.

 

[Punished Neco]

It's quickly becoming apparent that this whole leaving thing could just be to farm views and ad money.

[A]
Can confirm that the start of the video begins with 2x unskippable adverts, not sure about the one every 7 minutes however it wouldn't surprise me if it was like that and the midroll adverts were quietly deleted after the bulk of the initial viewing traffic has been and gone.

>New video has 53,000 views and multiple unskippable adverts, in fact this may explain why the VOD on Twitch was fully deleted, better ad revenue from people watching it on Youtube
>This means it has more views than every other video posted in the last month (up until the Destiny bait video) combined.
>Still has all the Patreon subscribers
>Essentially meaning the only thing they're losing is revenue from actively streaming on Twitch

Essentially after being able to speedrun a months worth of Youtube views/adverts, apart from the Twitch streaming income nothing has changed for Keffals and this can essentially be viewed as another break. The algorithm won't like it but really it's not like we've seen an exodus of Patreon subs since the announcement.

They said they probably wouldn't stream the midterms so if we're going to make predictions.
Personal prediction: 10 days exactly.

 

[Something Awful]

Enjoy today's episode of Keffals Out of Context (the context is he's a faggot).


[2022-11-05 02:20:19 UTC] keffals: I put my heart and soul and tears and pushed myself to my limits mentally and physically and my reward for that is watching as so-called "progressives" shit all over me because they don't like a take that I don't even have that they fucking made up due to a lack of context.

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[2022-11-05 02:29:37 UTC] keffals: i'm glad i have this community because i'm so unfairly maligned. everyone wants to hate me. i don't do anything to deserve it.

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[2022-11-05 02:52:10 UTC] keffals: NPD?
[2022-11-05 02:53:46 UTC] keffals: I have zero personality disorders thank you because I told the psychologist to kill themselves when they suggested administering one

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[2022-11-05 00:58:51 UTC] keffals: every single stoic cis man is significantly more of a pussy than me

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[2022-11-05 00:35:28 UTC] keffals: i only make money thru KGG if people directly donate or subscribe on site
[2022-11-05 00:35:32 UTC] keffals: but I'm not really concerned

[2022-11-05 02:24:01 UTC] keffals: The person I was at the start of the year is dead. I gave it my all. I tried my best.
[2022-11-05 02:24:59 UTC] keffals: I am currently paying $800 a month to see a psychologist so I can get proper treatment
[2022-11-05 02:25:28 UTC] keffals: but being unable to stream, unable to continue making a living, is a constant source of anxiety. My finances will dwindle as long as I am on hiatus.
[2022-11-05 02:25:30 UTC] keffals: It's terrifying.
[2022-11-05 02:26:11 UTC] keffals: I don't have insurance, I'm self-employed
[2022-11-05 02:26:33 UTC] keffals: I have to lay off half a dozen sub-contractors soon because everything is going to tank unless I get better

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[2022-11-05 03:36:30 UTC] keffals: also misogyny is a problem
[2022-11-05 03:36:40 UTC] keffals: cause everything i say will be received far worse than what any male will say
[2022-11-05 03:40:51 UTC] keffals: like i'll literally call keemstar a pedo
[2022-11-05 03:40:56 UTC] keffals: like basically every big commentary person does
[2022-11-05 03:41:07 UTC] keffals: and someone will say "looks like keffals wants attention again" and gets 5k likes
[2022-11-05 03:41:12 UTC] keffals: it's just misogyny

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[2022-11-05 04:54:10 UTC] keffals: i want my old life back

 

[Vect]

This is sounding quite Macbethian. What's next, Lucas trying to wipe imaginary period blood off of his hands? Of course he'd try to LARP as the most important woman in the story.

"The attempt and not the sneed confounds us."

He could disavow his toxic online environment, detransition, and come support us. He could throw bobposting and his grooming pinkpilling operation under the bus, give us the details on his DMs and personal dealings with his treacherous little community, apologise to Null for being a vainglorious cretin, admit and come to terms with his grooming and perhaps find a new home in a community that really suits his nature and origins as an immature, irreverent edgelord that like to troll, loathes weakness, say naughty words and be forever free of the anally beclenched - and take revenge on the perverts that have used, propped and disposed of him like a used tissue. That could be your new calling Keffals, in this one life that you have to live. Remember?



Also, I think this is a better theme song - I've had it in my head since the Twitchcon strema;

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...

Basically, he's complaining that he's been groomed into fighting KF. Well, fucker, unlike those minors you manipulated into hurting themselves and who we can't blame because they're too young to know better, you're an adult and you had the option to say "no, I don't want the attention that's gonna bring me". Bullshit. Lucas wanted the fame of being the poster boy for the "Kiwifarms is bad" slacktivism, he was high on his own fumes thinking he was a crusader for trans causes. Now it's everybody's fault that he can't deal with all the baggage that's bringing him?

 

[Got Milk!]

So the TNMT watched Keffals' adult content and have some thoughts about his tits.

 

[TitchBitties]

[2022-11-05 04:54:10 UTC] keffals: i want my old life back

Nope sorry! No takesies backsies on this one muchacho

 

[A Sunset]

Enjoy today's episode of Keffals Out of Context (the context is he's a faggot).


[2022-11-05 02:20:19 UTC] keffals: I put my heart and soul and tears and pushed myself to my limits mentally and physically and my reward for that is watching as so-called "progressives" shit all over me because they don't like a take that I don't even have that they fucking made up due to a lack of context.

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[2022-11-05 02:29:37 UTC] keffals: i'm glad i have this community because i'm so unfairly maligned. everyone wants to hate me. i don't do anything to deserve it.

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[2022-11-05 02:52:10 UTC] keffals: NPD?
[2022-11-05 02:53:46 UTC] keffals: I have zero personality disorders thank you because I told the psychologist to kill themselves when they suggested administering one

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[2022-11-05 00:58:51 UTC] keffals: every single stoic cis man is significantly more of a pussy than me

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[2022-11-05 00:35:28 UTC] keffals: i only make money thru KGG if people directly donate or subscribe on site
[2022-11-05 00:35:32 UTC] keffals: but I'm not really concerned

[2022-11-05 02:24:01 UTC] keffals: The person I was at the start of the year is dead. I gave it my all. I tried my best.
[2022-11-05 02:24:59 UTC] keffals: I am currently paying $800 a month to see a psychologist so I can get proper treatment
[2022-11-05 02:25:28 UTC] keffals: but being unable to stream, unable to continue making a living, is a constant source of anxiety. My finances will dwindle as long as I am on hiatus.
[2022-11-05 02:25:30 UTC] keffals: It's terrifying.
[2022-11-05 02:26:11 UTC] keffals: I don't have insurance, I'm self-employed
[2022-11-05 02:26:33 UTC] keffals: I have to lay off half a dozen sub-contractors soon because everything is going to tank unless I get better

***

[2022-11-05 03:36:30 UTC] keffals: also misogyny is a problem
[2022-11-05 03:36:40 UTC] keffals: cause everything i say will be received far worse than what any male will say
[2022-11-05 03:40:51 UTC] keffals: like i'll literally call keemstar a pedo
[2022-11-05 03:40:56 UTC] keffals: like basically every big commentary person does
[2022-11-05 03:41:07 UTC] keffals: and someone will say "looks like keffals wants attention again" and gets 5k likes
[2022-11-05 03:41:12 UTC] keffals: it's just misogyny

***

[2022-11-05 04:54:10 UTC] keffals: i want my old life back

LOL Faggot! Oh, the joy of the tears.

Let’s start with the wild lunacy of this woman-hating, chrome-domed rock troll saying people are being “misogynist” to him. LMFAO where do you even begin. All you can really do is laugh at the man at this point. Any angle to get sympathy points. You fucking misogynist Lucas, talking all this shit now you’re whiny, sad, pathetic, groveling.

”People say I just want attention” what a shocker, I wonder why? Maybe because you lied about everything you ever said you wanted to accomplish, and do anything for attention, literally making your name on “ratio-ing”? But don’t worry guys, it’s all just MISOGYNY

“Progressives don’t like me because of takes built on lack of context”, this is what we call karmic justice for building a campaign against KF based on takes with no context. Spun tales, blatant lies, working with journos to spread slander, all while you knew Kiwi Farms was no real threat and Doxbin was the real problem. You just did it all for….let’s say it together….ATTENTION.

“Anything I say will be taken far worse than any male will say”. If I have to hear one more leftist fuck crying about they’re being discriminated against or treated worse I will fucking slap a bitch. You faggots have unbelievable privilege and special treatment in the current system. Especially if you’re trans. The shit Lucas has said and done would get him banned from every platform on the Internet, and likely debanked and depersoned like Ye, if he wasn’t a eunuch.

”I don’t do anything to deserve people hating me”.

Why don’t you cry some more. Cry some more, you fucking bitch-ass nigga. Run from the Internet like the bitchmade pussy you are. Hide in your room and jack off sit there wishing you could coom.

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