Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[He Found Captain Winky]

He went from I'm going to take down kiwifarms permanently to it's impossible to take it down but I removed it's best source of protection that is cloudflare to cope.

Lucas is lazy and was only in it for the clout and grifting opportunities. Lucas is pure NEET. The real danger was always more from the tenacious retards like Robert Z’Dar and Sinfaggot.

 

[The Starcard]

[2022-11-05 04:54:10 UTC] keffals: i want my old life back.

No turning back the clock when you've already made your body into a twisted onahole with two anuses. Maybe don't try and fuck with Kiwifarms because it fucks right back.

 

[Brutality]

Keffals + DropKiwiFarms status update: October 4th 2022

-. Lucas Was Swatted once and doxed another 3 times as he changed locations, Declares Holy War on the Site.
-. Lucas Flees Canada in a panic with $100K CAD in Griftbux, Is Immediately Doxed again.
-. Lucas turns up in Northern Ireland with EFNO, phase 2 of DropKiwiFarms begins.
-. Cloudflare bends the knee to the seven whole troons who end up going to Elliot No Dong's Protest. Lucas & Co. Smugpost, the Kiwi Farms are brought back online in 2 days.
-. Bobposting is Doxed and frantically starts cleansing his internet presence, the DIY HRT wiki is scrubbed of all mentions of Lucas despite previously saying he'd never back down.
-. The Breach Happens, but the attacker is retarded and tries to force too much data out at once, nothing of value was lost. That doesn't stop Lucas & Co. From stinkditch huffing.
-. Lucas' Fiance leaves him
-. During the downtime, many people start distancing themselves from Lucas like Elliot or outright turning on him like Hotwheels.
-. After one week the site is brought back up. Lucas stays quiet, Kiwis laugh as Lucas begins Hemorrhaging followers.
-. Destiny publishes his Exposé on Lucas and announces pending legal action, what follows is a non response where he brushes the allegations of Fraud/Grooming aside as "KF Propaganda".
-. Nick Rekieta releases unredacted documents of 45 lazy faggots who couldn't even bother to deviate from a template

What will happen at twitchcon? Will the Cuck defeat the Troon? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON LUCAS HAS NO BALLS Z!

One Month has Passed, time for short status update for anyone peeking into the thread but unwilling to read over 2k pages

Keffals + DropKiwiFarms update: November 5th 2022

-. Lucas Arrived in the US for twitch con with EFNO, beginning 3 days of Autism
DAY 1
-. Lucas approaches Destiny's wife and threatens her that if Destiny doesn't stop talking about him, He will get Destiny's YouTube Channel terminated. (This claim is vehemently denied by Lucas and His orbiters now)
-. Lucas appears on a basement stream with other literal who's, it lasts maybe an hour due to poor viewership.
DAYS 2 & 3
-. Lucas spends most of these days in his room, away from the public probably after realizing that he made a fool out of himself in front of his peers.
-. Lucas begins thirsting after various E Thots, mostly Denims.
-. Lucas begins IRL streaming, immediately everyone here notices his massive hunchback and balding, and affectionately start calling him "The Hunchback of Not a Dame".
-. Lucas gets another stinkditch huffing journo to write an article about him
POST TWITCHCON
-. Lucas goes to a gun range, everyone starts making mass shooter memes about him.
BACK IN CANADA
-. Lucas moves into his new apartment that he had paid to stay in for 1 Year. Almost immediately people find the general area he's in.
-. DropKiwiFarms is (un)officially handed over to Elliot No Dong and thus ends Lucas' involvement. Lucas is left out to dry like a wet towel by his puppeteers
-. For whatever reason Lucas starts to embrace his detractors fashion and self care advice and begins his $5 Dollar Hooker Arc
-. Keffals streams have a steady decline in Viewership. (The last stream I personally watched had just over 300 viewers). Because of this, Lucas says that his Mental health has deteriorated and seemingly goes on hiatus. Only to be spotted online in his discord server hours later

If I missed anything let me know.

What will come of Lucas' Hiatus? Will he have an audience to come back to? And will he ever acknowledge that we are back online?? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON LUCAS HAS NO BALLS Z!

 

[KingLiberty76]

How long until Lucas until 41%'s

 

[AnOminous]

Al frustration aside, the only thing you can feel for someone like Lucas is pity. Would you feel angry at a wild special ed. kid?

If he smashed through my wall like the Kool Aid Man, strangled my cat, then shit on the floor and threw it at me? Yes. Definitely. That little fucker's getting merced.

 

[ForTheHoard]

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Fucking LMAO. This is exactly what happens when tranny propaganda goes unopposed. They tell their lies of "girly, full body orgasms" post-mutilation and retarded, impressionable teenagers believe it.

Like dude, what did you expect butchering your genitals would do? SRS means comitting to the end of your sexuality and a life of misery.
At best, the only thing you will feel is nothing, numbness. But more often than not it also means agonizing pain and unspeakable body horrors for the rest of your life.

This is why KiwiFarms needs to exist.

The parallels between Keffals and Pinhead from the Hellraiser series are striking.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

[Keffals] could perhaps find a new home in a community that really suits his nature and origins as an immature, irreverent edgelord that like to troll, loathes weakness, say naughty words and be forever free of the anally beclenched.

That's a really good point, come to think of it. Immature and irreverent trolling is literally our MO- why are we on different teams (besides that he's a tranny, obviously)?

Speaking of Keffals and the Internet, can we get a poll for how long it will take him to stop throwing his hissy fit and log back on? I honestly think he's too much of a narcissist to last more than a few weeks at most.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Just a selfie dump from their Selfie channel before they delete them.
Notice how they always hide their ugly goblin faces.

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Do you think there is ever a moment they catch sight of themselves in the mirror and think 'what the fuck am I actually doing?' This looks so plain ridiculous if it was meant to be a joke I'd laugh.

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Is the surgical mask part of the costume? Please tell me there aren't really still dipshits afraid of the Coof as we approach 2023.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

This is late, but I gotta say, the WillyMac video is probably more impactful than the Destiny video even though Destiny did a lot better job ironing out all the nitty gritty and this video would not exist without Destiny's, a so brief summary:

-Willy obviously gotta keep squeaky clean in how he tackles the subject because that's his thing, so I'll call him a faggot for that on principle, but he also knows exactly what he's doing and what he must say/can't say to keep the video up as well as preserve his squeaky clean reputation.
-Willy is disliked by nobody anyone cares about since it's hard to find anything to hate about him, and ends up getting noticed by big people seemingly because he's almost impossible to dislike.
-He's on brand for his audience with the video, he's been doing concise humorous takedowns forever so it shouldn't fuck up his place in the algorithm assuming no outside interference.
-He's positioned within the commentary community in a way that his doing a video gives permission, so to speak, for the rest of the creators to prod the subject where before that I'd bet a lot of them were very leery of poking that particular bear corpse for fear of it getting up and striking their channel.

This might be the rumblings of Keffal's history becoming truly un-erasable in mainstream areas, the absolutely worst case scenario for Luke, but we shall see.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Not saying he shouldn't, but he won't.
- Lazy
- NPD
- Coward, he won't go through with it

Don't forget:
- Too fat, would break the rope

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

[2022-11-05 02:26:11 UTC] keffals: I don't have insurance, I'm self-employed

I thought Canada had free health care?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

One Month has Passed, time for short status update for anyone peeking into the thread but unwilling to read over 2k pages

Keffals + DropKiwiFarms update: November 5th 2022

-. Lucas Arrived in the US for twitch con with EFNO, beginning 3 days of Autism
DAY 1
-. Lucas approaches Destiny's wife and threatens her that if Destiny doesn't stop talking about him, He will get Destiny's YouTube Channel terminated. (This claim is vehemently denied by Lucas and His orbiters now)
-. Lucas appears on a basement stream with other literal who's, it lasts maybe an hour due to poor viewership.
DAYS 2 & 3
-. Lucas spends most of these days in his room, away from the public probably after realizing that he made a fool out of himself in front of his peers.
-. Lucas begins thirsting after various E Thots, mostly Denims.
-. Lucas begins IRL streaming, immediately everyone here notices his massive hunchback and balding, and affectionately start calling him "The Hunchback of Not a Dame".
-. Lucas gets another stinkditch huffing journo to write an article about him
POST TWITCHCON
-. Lucas goes to a gun range, everyone starts making mass shooter memes about him.
BACK IN CANADA
-. Lucas moves into his new apartment that he had paid to stay in for 1 Year. Almost immediately people find the general area he's in.
-. DropKiwiFarms is (un)officially handed over to Elliot No Dong and thus ends Lucas' involvement. Lucas is left out to dry like a wet towel by his puppeteers
-. For whatever reason Lucas starts to embrace his detractors fashion and self care advice and begins his $5 Dollar Hooker Arc
-. Keffals streams have a steady decline in Viewership. (The last stream I personally watched had just over 300 viewers). Because of this, Lucas says that his Mental health has deteriorated and seemingly goes on hiatus. Only to be spotted online in his discord server hours later

If I missed anything let me know.

What will come of Lucas' Hiatus? Will he have an audience to come back to? And will he ever acknowledge that we are back online?? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON LUCAS HAS NO BALLS Z!

Where did you see him on discord hours later? This thread is still a bit discombobulated.

 

[RotPockets]

LOL Faggot! Oh, the joy of the tears.

Let’s start with the wild lunacy of this woman-hating, chrome-domed rock troll saying people are being “misogynist” to him. LMFAO where do you even begin. All you can really do is laugh at the man at this point. Any angle to get sympathy points. You fucking misogynist Lucas, talking all this shit now you’re whiny, sad, pathetic, groveling.

”People say I just want attention” what a shocker, I wonder why? Maybe because you lied about everything you ever said you wanted to accomplish, and do anything for attention, literally making your name on “ratio-ing”? But don’t worry guys, it’s all just MISOGYNY

“Progressives don’t like me because of takes built on lack of context”, this is what we call karmic justice for building a campaign against KF based on takes with no context. Spun tales, blatant lies, working with journos to spread slander, all while you knew Kiwi Farms was no real threat and Doxbin was the real problem. You just did it all for….let’s say it together….ATTENTION.

“Anything I say will be taken far worse than any male will say”. If I have to hear one more leftist fuck crying about they’re being discriminated against or treated worse I will fucking slap a bitch. You faggots have unbelievable privilege and special treatment in the current system. Especially if you’re trans. The shit Lucas has said and done would get him banned from every platform on the Internet, and likely debanked and depersoned like Ye, if he wasn’t a eunuch.

”I don’t do anything to deserve people hating me”.

Why don’t you cry some more. Cry some more, you fucking bitch-ass nigga. Run from the Internet like the bitchmade pussy you are. Hide in your room and jack off sit there wishing you could coom.

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[Something Awful]

Where did you see him on discord hours later? This thread is still a bit discombobulated.

He’s not on Discord anymore, he’s chatting on https://www.keffals.gg/live now. They call it “offliner” chat, so it doesn’t count as being online. Some kind of troon logic, I dunno.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Edit: Goodbye Bozo
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I didn't look through all 20 pages since, but here's the archive for that video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmTwDC3gYg4

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Spoiler

Enjoy today's episode of Keffals Out of Context (the context is he's a faggot).


[2022-11-05 02:20:19 UTC] keffals: I put my heart and soul and tears and pushed myself to my limits mentally and physically and my reward for that is watching as so-called "progressives" shit all over me because they don't like a take that I don't even have that they fucking made up due to a lack of context.

***

[2022-11-05 02:29:37 UTC] keffals: i'm glad i have this community because i'm so unfairly maligned. everyone wants to hate me. i don't do anything to deserve it.

***

[2022-11-05 02:52:10 UTC] keffals: NPD?
[2022-11-05 02:53:46 UTC] keffals: I have zero personality disorders thank you because I told the psychologist to kill themselves when they suggested administering one

***

[2022-11-05 00:58:51 UTC] keffals: every single stoic cis man is significantly more of a pussy than me

***

[2022-11-05 00:35:28 UTC] keffals: i only make money thru KGG if people directly donate or subscribe on site
[2022-11-05 00:35:32 UTC] keffals: but I'm not really concerned

[2022-11-05 02:24:01 UTC] keffals: The person I was at the start of the year is dead. I gave it my all. I tried my best.
[2022-11-05 02:24:59 UTC] keffals: I am currently paying $800 a month to see a psychologist so I can get proper treatment
[2022-11-05 02:25:28 UTC] keffals: but being unable to stream, unable to continue making a living, is a constant source of anxiety. My finances will dwindle as long as I am on hiatus.
[2022-11-05 02:25:30 UTC] keffals: It's terrifying.
[2022-11-05 02:26:11 UTC] keffals: I don't have insurance, I'm self-employed
[2022-11-05 02:26:33 UTC] keffals: I have to lay off half a dozen sub-contractors soon because everything is going to tank unless I get better

***

[2022-11-05 03:36:30 UTC] keffals: also misogyny is a problem
[2022-11-05 03:36:40 UTC] keffals: cause everything i say will be received far worse than what any male will say
[2022-11-05 03:40:51 UTC] keffals: like i'll literally call keemstar a pedo
[2022-11-05 03:40:56 UTC] keffals: like basically every big commentary person does
[2022-11-05 03:41:07 UTC] keffals: and someone will say "looks like keffals wants attention again" and gets 5k likes
[2022-11-05 03:41:12 UTC] keffals: it's just misogyny

***

[2022-11-05 04:54:10 UTC] keffals: i want my old life back

All of that is excellent random.txt material.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

He’s not on Discord anymore, he’s chatting on https://www.keffals.gg/live now. They call it “offliner” chat, so it doesn’t count as being online. Some kind of troon logic, I dunno.

The whole idea of what you just said made my head hurt lol. I AM ONLINE IN OFFLINE CHAT......what lol.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

He’s not on Discord anymore, he’s chatting on https://www.keffals.gg/live now. They call it “offliner” chat, so it doesn’t count as being online. Some kind of troon logic, I dunno.

Mako the Wolftroon is moderating:

Open the mental hospitals, they said. It's cruel to keep them locked in the attic, they said...

 

[Probably An Autist]

[2022-11-05 02:53:46 UTC] keffals: I have zero personality disorders thank you because I told the psychologist to kill themselves when they suggested administering one

"I don't have cancer because when they referred me to an oncologist I ghosted the appointment and it's not on my medical record"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"I don't have cancer because when they referred me to an oncologist I ghosted the appointment and it's not on my medical record"

How fitting you post that when your current avatar is a certain pig-man from Milwaukee...