Woman Finds Two Pythons Mating Behind Her Microwave

Woman finds two pythons mating behind her microwave

A reptile wrangler was summoned to an Australian home where a resident discovered the cause of a moving microwave was a pair of mating pythons.

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Woman finds two pythons mating behind her microwave

A reptile wrangler was summoned to an Australian home where a resident discovered the cause of a moving microwave was a pair of mating pythons.

A video posted to Facebook shows Stuart McKenzie of Sunshine Coast Snake Catchers responding to a home in Buderim where a woman discovered two carpet pythons in the throes of passion in her kitchen.


The snake catching business said the woman noticed her microwave had moved and looked behind it to find the pair of mating snakes.

"We were able to get there very quickly and relocate the two love birds back out into the bush where they belong," the post said.

 

[God of Nothing]

been trying to hold back their feelings for so long
couldn't wait until they were in the bush

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Rust would have fixed this. Or even perl.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Alternative title: "Cold-blooded couple interrupted during sex by bald Australian man"

 

[heathercho]

Finally some good news for the town of Buderim.
It can finally shake off being the birthplace of attention seeking fatty, Bindi Irwin.

 

[A-Stump]

Smart move. You never know when you might need to tap out and scarf down a Hot Pocket

 

[Snekposter]

I was wondering why Florida wasn't in the headline. Then I saw in the article that it was Australia, the Florida of the Southern Hemisphere. Explains everything.

 

[SofondaCox]

Did she let them finish?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Fun fact: snakes have two penises.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fun fact: snakes have two penises.

What does that mean for Ding Long No Dong’s transnake?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Doesn't matter, had ssssex.

 

[Aidan]

I was curious how big the microwave was. Apparently pretty big.
They were really well behaved, I hope they got to at least finish in the snake bag.

 

[thx1138]

Was it Gilliam, with Cleese in drag?

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

From the picture, looks like her house is a disgusting literal shithole worse than a gas station restroom in the middle of nowhere, so its actually no surprise its full of wild animals and pests. It amazes me the level of filth and degradation some people live in, like cleaning even just the slightest once per decade is too much.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

From the picture, looks like her house is a disgusting literal shithole worse than a gas station restroom in the middle of nowhere, so its actually no surprise its full of wild animals and pests. It amazes me the level of filth and degradation some people live in, like cleaning even just the slightest once per decade is too much.

Also the windows are open without any screens. That’s where the snakes come in, there’s also probably a massive insect infestation as well.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The male snake was hissing this.

 

[CapricornusRex]

What does that mean for Ding Long No Dong’s transnake?

Zero penises.

 

[heathercho]

From the picture, looks like her house is a disgusting literal shithole worse than a gas station restroom in the middle of nowhere, so its actually no surprise its full of wild animals and pests. It amazes me the level of filth and degradation some people live in, like cleaning even just the slightest once per decade is too much.

Also the windows are open without any screens. That’s where the snakes come in, there’s also probably a massive insect infestation as well.

To be fair, she's in a rather warm, semi-tropical part of QLD and that's the natural habitat of the jungle python. If you're going to have jungles in your house, it would be there.
They're fairly lazy and enjoy hiding behind things. Given the amount of humidity and stuff Australia has had over the past year, feral pests like mice etc are plentiful, especially if you're even vaguely rural or have hay laying around.
So it's not a matter of her being untidy, this is a very regular thing, it's Snekville.

 

[Begemot]

To be fair, she's in a rather warm, semi-tropical part of QLD and that's the natural habitat of the jungle python. If you're going to have jungles in your house, it would be there.
They're fairly lazy and enjoy hiding behind things. Given the amount of humidity and stuff Australia has had over the past year, feral pests like mice etc are plentiful, especially if you're even vaguely rural or have hay laying around.
So it's not a matter of her being untidy, this is a very regular thing, it's Snekville.

Yeah, it just looked like an older rural Australian home to me.

 

[Overly Serious]

Coilus Interruptus