Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JustStopDude]

So how much a month could Elon charge fattie for a blue check mark and Patrick would grudgingly still pay?

I legitimately think he would try to float $200 a month until the wife finds out and closes the purse.

 

[skol]

I thought getting SWATTED meant that cops rush into your place and pin you down on a gunpoint, causing an unexpected dangerous situation. Police knocking on the door to check the situation after getting call isn’t that. Fatrick hunts for oppression points harder than a starved hog sniffs for truffles

 

[Probably An Autist]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "We were SWATTed again tonight for t…

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"Building local, personal relationships is crucial"
TIL that screaming like a gutted pig at police officers while your baby dick is on show is building a good relationship. The police love to be talked at like children.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

I haven’t checked the thread since the Farms went down for the first time in September… how’s Patrick’s weight loss journey going?

 

[Beavis]

I haven’t checked the thread since the Farms went down for the first time in September… how’s Patrick’s weight loss journey going?

not well

 

[Spunt]

I haven’t checked the thread since the Farms went down for the first time in September… how’s Patrick’s weight loss journey going?

Pretty well actually. He's so high on his own farts that he's nearly reached the moon, where the gravity is much lower and you weigh much less than on Earth.

 

[Path Wanderer]

We have crossed the 38,000 mark on the payqasi.com count
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[Markass the Worst]

I thought getting SWATTED meant that cops rush into your place and pin you down on a gunpoint, causing an unexpected dangerous situation. Police knocking on the door to check the situation after getting call isn’t that. Fatrick hunts for oppression points harder than a starved hog sniffs for truffles

Ever since Keffals got searched by the police and claimed he was swatted, "swatting" doesnt mean anything anymore.

 

[Terrorist]

I think Dan gets more shit than he deserves.

lol no he gets exactly as much shit as he deserves

Even if you're the staunchest opponent of t*uching t*e p**p (censored for Josh's delicate eyes), the whole scenario is quite hilarious from a conceptual standpoint.

On the one hand, you have Dan, a man so jilted by internet forums he Lisa Nowak diaper-drives to Wisconsin in a desperate bid to win back the approval of a dozen Opie & Anthony pests who photoshop his wife into scat porn. He says internet memes in real life, poses a lovingly-knitted rendering of a man being cuckolded on various Milwaukee landmarks, and driveby creep-shots a Midwestern dyke's disappointing ass.

On the other, you have Gay Virgin Patrick, a screeching hog-man who believes that sitting in the same farted up barstool and eating the same slop as he has is probably a felony, and if it isn't, it damn well ought to be. Both men seem to have about as much regard for their wives' dignity.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Ever since Keffals got searched by the police and claimed he was swatted, "swatting" doesnt mean anything anymore.

Swatting is morally relativist construct, child,
Just like the midterm results

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Rick was Torque Wheeler all along!

 

[TurboNAS]

Rick was Torque Wheeler all along!

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No he wasn’t stalker baby child.

“He literally just posted that it’s his blog.”

That never happened, child. You’re going to jail for felony harassment, stalker baby infant child child.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Rick was Torque Wheeler all along!

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This is on par with VTuber fans finding out that said VTuber was from said country. We already knew.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I haven’t checked the thread since the Farms went down for the first time in September… how’s Patrick’s weight loss journey going?

Yes.

Rick was Torque Wheeler all along!

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Hello, world! Please try not to gasp in astounded delight when I inform you that 'Torque Wheeler' is but the delightful concoction of I, myself: Patrick S Tomlinson, science fiction author and rapscallion extraordinaire. Please, if you feel you must cream your pants in excitement, don't bill me heh

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Pat hurt himself
Today

 

[Brutality]

Rick was Torque Wheeler all along!

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"No child, my blog was called Pork Squealer. Time to prepare for your prison sentence, baby child."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Rick was Torque Wheeler all along!

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"For the last several months I've been cheating on y'all with a side project" aka four posts in four months:

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

We have crossed the 38,000 mark on the payqasi.com count
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Nice spelling, stupid

https://payquasi.lol

There's also a count on https://nanaimg.net/Fatrick - which also has the Josiah 5 tape. Though it's about $10 behind for some reason. Someone outta fix that

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

"you have a car maintance blog? I had no idea! what is it called again?" people in Pat's life who read this thread or OnA, pretending they didn't already know

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Bernell Trammell says that Big Nik makes fun of Fat's tweets while he's at Hooligan's. This is a post by ghost:

May as well come clean. For the last several years I've been cheating on Rick with a side project. I've started a wee nog blog at fartcuckoldry.co where I'm writing about cuck maintenance, blast optomization, and fart-bull reviews. You can follow it at @StinkiDrinki as we build.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Hahaha Pat is totally gonna pay Elon Musk to get his blue check back and that makes him such a soyboy.