Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[George Floyd]

I am happy he is a wreck, 41% soon

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

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Nothing quite like stinktrench warfare...

I nominate this the best shoop yet. Tres Magnefique!

Is it too early to invite Keffals to become a Farmer?
He could shitpost here all he wanted and the worst that would happen is someone would call him a nigger faggot an give him mean stickies...
He would be treated a whole lot better here than he is by his so-called troonish allies.

NGL lie, lolcow-to-based-Farmer would be fucking fascinating reading material.

@Keffals, cause I know you read your own thread, you predictable, narcissistic, stinker.

You're welcome to come shitpost here on the farms.

Sounds like the manic phase has ended and now we are in the down phase.
I do not envy him. I even feel a little sympathy for him. After all he is severely mentally ill (untreated) and life is difficult for those folks.

He should actually join the farms. While there will be robust angry comments against him, we are all just tards on the internet.

I don't get your angle frens.

This fat, child grooming, boring as fuck, no true woman, *FAT*, hunchbacked faggot spent the last few months lying his ass off, encouraging harassment campaigns and literal crimes (DDoSing, hacks, Swattings, etc) in an attempt to get the farms deplatformed. On top of that, his faggotry has harmed the integrity of the Internet to an uncertain extent - having set a precedent for companies like cloudflare, several ISPs, and companies that Jersh otherwise relies on, to drop him and the farms. And now you want to invite this degenerate groomer onto the site he tried so hard to destroy; to shit post with us? Why?

We've seen clips of his streams and his dumb fucking tweets, hes boring. The entirety of his personality revolves around his amhole adventures, his vidya autism, his cringe political takes, and his sexual predilictions. He's got nothing outside of that. He's got no personality. The only thing he could *potentially* bring to the table is dirt on several other cows, if he wasn't afraid of the backlash that would result from that. Remember - he knows his stories about farmers gangstalking and sending him death threats are fabrications, meanwhile his cohorts spend the entirety of their non-dilation hours engaging in all the life ruination tactics he's ascribed to us. While he is stupid, I think he probably realizes what an error it would be to join and give up the deets on the other degenerate faggots hes hung around with for so long. Thereby putting himself in actual harms way.

All in all, I feel whatever pity you harbor towards him is misplaced. Remember, he's dug himself into this hole, fortified his position, and now he deserves to suffer in it.

I say, sit back and enjoy this delightful schaudenfreud my friends, as we are wont to do.

 

[DrNow]

And now you want to invite this degenerate groomer onto the site he tried so hard to destroy; to shit post with us? Why?

No Dong and co want us broken, purged, arrested, unable to make money etc. If I were to try and explain it, when we suggest their former figurehead posts here it shows an emotional detachment that they severely lack. It's more of a funny hypothetical than anything that would ever actually happen. The idea that the face of dropkiwifarms is finally forced to concede this place is funnier and more interesting than his twitter hugbox, leaving John and no dong to carry on e mailing hosts around the clock, and seething over Twitter about the betrayal of the century.

It's just a funny idea rather than anything that should or will actually happen.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I nominate this the best shoop yet. Tres Magnefique!









I don't get your angle frens.

This fat, child grooming, boring as fuck, no true woman, *FAT*, hunchbacked faggot spent the last few months lying his ass off, encouraging harassment campaigns and literal crimes (DDoSing, hacks, Swattings, etc) in an attempt to get the farms deplatformed. On top of that, his faggotry has harmed the integrity of the Internet to an uncertain extent - having set a precedent for companies like cloudflare, several ISPs, and companies that Jersh otherwise relies on, to drop him and the farms. And now you want to invite this degenerate groomer onto the site he tried so hard to destroy; to shit post with us? Why?

We've seen clips of his streams and his dumb fucking tweets, hes boring. The entirety of his personality revolves around his amhole adventures, his vidya autism, his cringe political takes, and his sexual predilictions. He's got nothing outside of that. He's got no personality. The only thing he could *potentially* bring to the table is dirt on several other cows, if he wasn't afraid of the backlash that would result from that. Remember - he knows his stories about farmers gangstalking and sending him death threats are fabrications, meanwhile his cohorts spend the entirety of their non-dilation hours engaging in all the life ruination tactics he's ascribed to us. While he is stupid, I think he probably realizes what an error it would be to join and give up the deets on the other degenerate faggots hes hung around with for so long. Thereby putting himself in actual harms way.

All in all, I feel whatever pity you harbor towards him is misplaced. Remember, he's dug himself into this hole, fortified his position, and now he deserves to suffer in it.

I say, sit back and enjoy this delightful schaudenfreud my friends, as we are wont to do.

You forgot bald.
Lucas is a fat, child grooming, no True and Honest woman, hunchbacked  balding faggot.
And he's greasy and unwashed and has a prolapsed urethra, and talks like he's permanently sedated.

 

[Something Awful]

Patreon stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73W0R_3ysxs ("Legal Updates & More")



Summary:

Lucas says he is talking with lawyers, but has made no actual progress in his legal case, because he was too busy breaking up with his fiancé and unpacking in his new apartment.

He can't say who he wants to sue or for what, because that person would destroy evidence.

"When this finally goes through and I can talk about it, everyone is going to be very excited". He wants that to happen in December or January.

"Once it begins, it's gonna take up a portion of my life potentially for years."

How confident is Lucas in his legal case? Let's ask him.

Lucas also says he won a Woman of the Year award from "one of Canada's biggest magazines".

 

[Joe Cool]

Suing people will not make you a woman, Lucas.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

@Keffals, cause I know you read your own thread, you predictable, narcissistic, stinker.

You're welcome to come shitpost here on the farms.

We welcome you with open arms queen!

 

[Shaneequa]

I nominate this the best shoop yet. Tres Magnefique!









I don't get your angle frens.

This fat, child grooming, boring as fuck, no true woman, *FAT*, hunchbacked faggot spent the last few months lying his ass off, encouraging harassment campaigns and literal crimes (DDoSing, hacks, Swattings, etc) in an attempt to get the farms deplatformed. On top of that, his faggotry has harmed the integrity of the Internet to an uncertain extent - having set a precedent for companies like cloudflare, several ISPs, and companies that Jersh otherwise relies on, to drop him and the farms. And now you want to invite this degenerate groomer onto the site he tried so hard to destroy; to shit post with us? Why?

We've seen clips of his streams and his dumb fucking tweets, hes boring. The entirety of his personality revolves around his amhole adventures, his vidya autism, his cringe political takes, and his sexual predilictions. He's got nothing outside of that. He's got no personality. The only thing he could *potentially* bring to the table is dirt on several other cows, if he wasn't afraid of the backlash that would result from that. Remember - he knows his stories about farmers gangstalking and sending him death threats are fabrications, meanwhile his cohorts spend the entirety of their non-dilation hours engaging in all the life ruination tactics he's ascribed to us. While he is stupid, I think he probably realizes what an error it would be to join and give up the deets on the other degenerate faggots hes hung around with for so long. Thereby putting himself in actual harms way.

All in all, I feel whatever pity you harbor towards him is misplaced. Remember, he's dug himself into this hole, fortified his position, and now he deserves to suffer in it.

I say, sit back and enjoy this delightful schaudenfreud my friends, as we are wont to do.

cause itll be funny

 

[AnOminous]

I just saw Lucas' stank ditch, and now I'm just more confused. Why is their such a ledge of skin below his asshole? What the fuck is that thing poking out? What doctor looked at that and said "good nuff"? I know he got it done in Thailand but holy shit, you'd think they'd be good at that.

Believe it or not, that's actually a good outcome as these surgical abominations go.

If you don't believe me, check this:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/

Or actually don't. You'll seriously regret it.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Patreon stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73W0R_3ysxs ("Legal Updates & More")

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Summary:

Lucas says he is talking with lawyers, but has made no actual progress in his legal case, because he was too busy breaking up with his fiancé and unpacking in his new apartment.

He can't say who he wants to sue or for what, because that person would destroy evidence.

"When this finally goes through and I can talk about it, everyone is going to be very excited". He wants that to happen in December or January.

"Once it begins, it's gonna take up a portion of my life potentially for years."

How confident is Lucas in his legal case? Let's ask him.

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Lucas also says he won a Woman of the Year award from "one of Canada's biggest magazines".

>Be a woman
>Study hard to work in the stem field for the betterment of all of humanity
>Find out woman of the year was won by a man
>Give up

Even Lucas knows he was a token nominee but the fact he won shows how far gone Canada has gone.

 

[The Line]

He can't say who he wants to sue or for what, because that person would destroy evidence.

Wasn't the lolsuit supposed to be against the Ontario P.D? Since this is apparently now one person, I'm guessing he's either trying to sue null or countersue destiny.

Most likely null as he talks about how it'll attract lots of media attention.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

No Dong and co want us broken, purged, arrested, unable to make money etc. If I were to try and explain it, when we suggest their former figurehead posts here it shows an emotional detachment that they severely lack. It's more of a funny hypothetical than anything that would ever actually happen. The idea that the face of dropkiwifarms is finally forced to concede this place is funnier and more interesting than his twitter hugbox, leaving John and no dong to carry on e mailing hosts around the clock, and seething over Twitter about the betrayal of the century.

It's just a funny idea rather than anything that should or will actually happen.

That may be your read on such posts and you're probably right. The chances of it happening are slim to none. Still I'm interested in genuine expressions of that sentiment.

I've never believed in turning the other cheek: give no quarter to those who have tried or are trying to ruin you. Though that isn't even the most objectionable thing about lucass - all's fair in love and war. Its the fact that this whole situation and the creation of this thread was a direct result of his actions: farmers documenting his child grooming circle, attempted "medication" of minors, being an unproductive leach, his hypocrisy. Actions he doesn't own up to - and likely can't own up to in any significant manner due to his "autism" or, more likely, his sociopathy. He may believe what he says in the moment but that changes on a dime. Yet another reason he would be a fucking piss poor farmer. There isnt a genuine bone in his illshapen body. He's a grifter, through and through, grifting money and/or sympathy are the only things that perpetuate his worthless existence.

Misplaced pity is how he and the other shitbag, sociopathic parasites that are causing irreparable harm to society are able to do what they do with nigh impunity. Inviting his ilk to join is akin to giving yourself tapeworms. They will shamelessly eat away at you, as they've eaten away at every other formerly fun website, company, event, community, etc until the host is dead. And they feel no remorse - they feel righteous and justified in doing so. No good can come from it.

You forgot bald.
Lucas is a fat, child grooming, no True and Honest woman, hunchbacked  balding faggot.
And he's greasy and unwashed and has a prolapsed urethra, and talks like he's permanently sedated.

Ah yes, how could I forget. Thanks for the reminder fren.

lucass is a fat, child grooming, MAN in an ill fitting dress, who is balding, has a hunchback, and oozes grease all over everything in his vicinity. he also has genitals(?) resembling what kay's cooking looks and probably smells like, talks like hes sedated because what little processing power he has in his thick shit man-skull is used up entirely on concocting tweets he regrets pretty much as soon as he posts them and fart porn. he has no real friends because he has no personality. he has no real job because he has no skills. he has no real value because he is a leech.

The one thing he does have is a Y chromosone, which forever precludes him from being a true and honest woman. Seethe, cope, dialate, and fuck off the internet, lucas, you chomo faggot.

Sincerely yours,
Sanic.

 

[Shaneequa]

Lucas is probably only referring to that thing Null mentioned earlier in the thread where he's trying to get the front page of this thread delisted from search engines. It's definitely not something he'd need to get a lawyer for.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Lucas is probably only referring to that thing Null mentioned earlier in the thread where he's trying to get the front page of this thread delisted from search engines. It's definitely not something he'd need to get a lawyer for.

Maybe, but don't forget, Lucas is a retard. Even if he doesn't need a lawyer to file a specific report, he still needs one to explain everything to him like he's a 5 year old.

But still, I don't think that's it. If Lucas' own words are to be trusted, this does indeed seem like an actual legal case being built, not just a report.

 

[DrNow]

Misplaced pity is how he and the other shitbag, sociopathic parasites that are causing irreparable harm to society are able to do what they do with nigh impunity.

For what it’s worth I don’t feel the slightest pity for No Dong or Lucas and I’d like to think they’ve cemented their legacy as censorious perverts who made the Internet an objectively worse place. Nothing that happens from here onwards will change that. My primary reason for not feeling any need to wish any ill on these people is that I’m confident in their own ability to make terrible decisions without our input.

 

[taco freak]

Patreon stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73W0R_3ysxs ("Legal Updates & More")

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Summary:

Lucas says he is talking with lawyers, but has made no actual progress in his legal case, because he was too busy breaking up with his fiancé and unpacking in his new apartment.

He can't say who he wants to sue or for what, because that person would destroy evidence.

"When this finally goes through and I can talk about it, everyone is going to be very excited". He wants that to happen in December or January.

"Once it begins, it's gonna take up a portion of my life potentially for years."

How confident is Lucas in his legal case? Let's ask him.

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Lucas also says he won a Woman of the Year award from "one of Canada's biggest magazines".

Jeez, the obvious display of panic and the holding back of tears at the end is really pathetic. I bet the fear of being found out for his lies and the effort of trying to be someone he's not is really tearing him up inside. The most mentally healthy thing would be for him to walk away from all of this, but we know he can't do that, just like we can't not watch this cringe train wreck.

 

[AnOminous]

Misplaced pity is how he and the other shitbag, sociopathic parasites that are causing irreparable harm to society are able to do what they do with nigh impunity.

To have sympathy for Lucas is to have contemptuous disregard for the children he's harmed.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Patreon stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73W0R_3ysxs ("Legal Updates & More")

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Summary:

Lucas says he is talking with lawyers, but has made no actual progress in his legal case, because he was too busy breaking up with his fiancé and unpacking in his new apartment.

He can't say who he wants to sue or for what, because that person would destroy evidence.

"When this finally goes through and I can talk about it, everyone is going to be very excited". He wants that to happen in December or January.

"Once it begins, it's gonna take up a portion of my life potentially for years."

How confident is Lucas in his legal case? Let's ask him.

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Lucas also says he won a Woman of the Year award from "one of Canada's biggest magazines".

Christ at least he's taken the hint and put those weird pendular tube-moobs away, but now he's completely going overboard on the makeup.
Its amusing watching Lucas as a 30 year old man going through the learning curve with hair and makeup that my daughters went through leading up to their tweens but in speedrunner time, and where they had their Mom to help them Lucas only has his discord sycophant Wig-lers (still great name for a bald guys fan club) who will ass pat him no matter how hideous he looks, and the few female Farmers who have been giving him tips.
Lukey Boy you look better when you listen to our Kiwi Women than you do taking tips from your troons on discord, they will tell you anything to kiss your ass bro, we are at least brutally honest with you.

Wasn't the lolsuit supposed to be against the Ontario P.D? Since this is apparently now one person, I'm guessing he's either trying to sue null or countersue destiny.

Most likely null as he talks about how it'll attract lots of media attention.

Lmfao a lolsuit against the Forum means every bit of the shit he's so ashamed of in the OP will be entered into the public record, all the Fart Porn, the grooming of minors in his discord, him proudly sponsoring totally illegal supply of HRT across international borders, not to mention his repeated lies, his antisemitic Twitter rants, every distasteful and shady thing he's done, all backed by evidence being entered into Court records.
If Lucas thinks a lolsuit will be good for him he more deusional than ever.

 

[Jack Awful]

Lucas is probably only referring to that thing Null mentioned earlier in the thread where he's trying to get the front page of this thread delisted from search engines. It's definitely not something he'd need to get a lawyer for.

We all know he's just going to claim he's hiring a lawyer, not actually hire a lawyer, and pocket the donations while ignoring anyone asking for transparency on where the donations are going...
Again

 

[Kees H]

Patreon stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73W0R_3ysxs ("Legal Updates & More")

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Summary:

Lucas says he is talking with lawyers, but has made no actual progress in his legal case, because he was too busy breaking up with his fiancé and unpacking in his new apartment.

He can't say who he wants to sue or for what, because that person would destroy evidence.

"When this finally goes through and I can talk about it, everyone is going to be very excited". He wants that to happen in December or January.

"Once it begins, it's gonna take up a portion of my life potentially for years."

How confident is Lucas in his legal case? Let's ask him.

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Lucas also says he won a Woman of the Year award from "one of Canada's biggest magazines".

Archived for posterity (i have just cut off the fucking 30 mins long "ZOMG STREAM WILL START SOON UWU", but kept in him fucking up setting up his stream, because seeing Lucas struggle with anything is fucking hilarious):

High quality upload to Odysee: https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lucasneedsmoneyrofl:7