Unpopular views about music

Neo-Folk is fucking gay.
It's not sophisticatic, it's gay.
It's not classy, it's gay.
It's not revitalizing traditional culture, it's sucking a cock and turning into a faggot.
It's for closet faggots who are afraid of embracing their own faggotry by listening to Gothic crap openly.

I can accept Death In June bc it's made by a literal faggot but Di6 is still gay.
I think less of you if you listen to Neo-Folk.

If somebody wanted to get into a musical subculture that'll make it harder for them to get laid, I'd probably suggest power electronics with neofolk being a close second.

That being said, I like a fair amout of Current 93. If I liked Boyd Rice I'd probably keep that quieter.
 
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If somebody wanted to get into a musical subculture that'll make it harder for them to get laid, I'd probably suggest power electronics with neofolk being a close second.

That being said, I like a fair amout of Current 93. If I liked Boyd Rice I'd probably keep that quieter.

C93 has some good albums. Never considered it to be Neo-Folk but also I couldn't really slap a label on C93.
 
Method Man and Redman’s “BLACKOUT!” album is still one of the best collaborative duo based albums to come out, and no rap collaborative project has even come close to beating it. Maybe the only thing that does come close to it is Jay-Z and Kanye West’s “Watch The Throne”, and that’s over a decade plus old.
 
If somebody wanted to get into a musical subculture that'll make it harder for them to get laid, I'd probably suggest power electronics with neofolk being a close second.

That being said, I like a fair amout of Current 93. If I liked Boyd Rice I'd probably keep that quieter.
If somebody wanted to get into a musical subculture that'll make it harder for them to get laid, I'd definitely suggest progressive rock.

In an unrelated note: modern prog has the exact same issue undercutting it that modern jazz does: it became less about establishing and developing a musical theme in a song and more about how many different riffs/time signatures/instruments can we cram into 7 minutes.
 
If somebody wanted to get into a musical subculture that'll make it harder for them to get laid, I'd definitely suggest progressive rock.

In an unrelated note: modern prog has the exact same issue undercutting it that modern jazz does: it became less about establishing and developing a musical theme in a song and more about how many different riffs/time signatures/instruments can we cram into 7 minutes.
I've found most prog band's discographies to be extremely front loaded. A band's early stuff will be boundary pushing, but still with a decent amount of pop sensibility that causes them to find an audience in the first place. Then later on the band will run out of ideas and then decide to make a "challenging" record that turns out to be pretentious noise that. This trend can be observed as early as 1969 with King Crimson. Their first one was legitimately really neat.
Most of the songs on London Calling are mediocre, including the title track. I say this as a fan.
You're right, Combat Rock is way better. Like way, way better. I have no clue as to why shariff didn't like it.
 
I've found most prog band's discographies to be extremely front loaded. A band's early stuff will be boundary pushing, but still with a decent amount of pop sensibility that causes them to find an audience in the first place. Then later on the band will run out of ideas and then decide to make a "challenging" record that turns out to be pretentious noise that. This trend can be observed as early as 1969 with King Crimson. Their first one was legitimately really neat.
I’d have to disagree with that: most prof bands reached a peak in their middle career after they developed enough report to afford to cut out any remaining pop from their sound. By the time the 80’s rolled around and they tried reintroducing pop, most prog bands had split up.
King Crimson was a very bad example of how frontloaded a band can be, because they literally broke up after the first album. Most prog bands needed a few albums to really develop: Yes peaked at Close to the Edge (their fifth album), Jethro Tull peaked at Aqualung (their fourth), Pink Floyd at Wish You Were Here (ninth!), Rush at 2112 (fourth, and are the only band to get through the 80’s relatively unscathed), and those are just ones that found mainstream appeal. What killed prog wasn’t an inability to challenge musical convention, but a concession to simple pop by the old guard, and the new guard not understanding how to challenge conventions without just going “guitar riff goes brrrrr.”
 
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I wouldn't call Queen "shit", but I would say they have a very high percentage of mediocre or bad tracks for a widely revered rock band.

As much as I like Led Zeppelin's best stuff, I'd put them in the same category - a ton of their catalog is forgettable or outright bad.
Exactly this. Ask anyone to name any other song of theirs other than Bohemian and Stairway. For Queen, it's We Will Rock You, for Led Zeppelin, Black Dog? Maybe? Other than that, what else do people know?

I'm personally partial to Stairway (there's my unpopular opinion).
 
Exactly this. Ask anyone to name any other song of theirs other than Bohemian and Stairway. For Queen, it's We Will Rock You, for Led Zeppelin, Black Dog? Maybe? Other than that, what else do people know?
Another One Bites the Dust, Fat Bottomed Girls, Radio Gaga, You're My Best Friend, Don't Stop Me Now, We Are the Champions, Bicycle Race, also Under Pressure with Bowie. Some of their unknowns are pretty good too. I'm not even particularly a Queen fan.

Also for Ledzep, I think everyone would recognize Immigrant Song even if they don't know what it's called. Kashmir, Ramble On, Whole Lotta Love, I know more but I'd probably have to think more than I intend to or Google them.

Also as for unpopular opinions, this may not be unpopular among normies, so it might be a /mu/ thing, but The Beatles aren't overrated and their best albums are almost all solid gold. There's a reason if you ask musicians their influences, almost no matter what genre they are, Beatles music comes up again and again.
 
for Led Zeppelin, Black Dog? Maybe? Other than that, what else do people know?
Also for Ledzep, I think everyone would recognize Immigrant Song even if they don't know what it's called. Kashmir, Ramble On, Whole Lotta Love, I know more but I'd probably have to think more than I intend to or Google them.
While it's probably not a normie pleaser, I've always thought Achilles Last Stand was the best, most ambitious Led Zeppelin song and basically the logical conclusion of traditional pre-Van Halen rock music.
 
Artpop is one of Lady Gaga’s best albums despite the fact that a lot of people consider it her flop era (including Gaga herself, who basically disowned the album like a bastard child).
 
While it's probably not a normie pleaser, I've always thought Achilles Last Stand was the best, most ambitious Led Zeppelin song and basically the logical conclusion of traditional pre-Van Halen rock music.
Achilles has my favorite guitar solo of all time. It's wildly intense and passionate. I love how that solo has a couple of little mistakes in it that were kept in because Jimmy Page pretty much would just improvise a bunch of takes and then pick the best one. Gives it a real human quality. Page used to say that Achilles was his favorite thing he ever wrote.
 
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Achilles has my favorite guitar solo of all time. It's wildly intense and passionate. I love how that solo has a couple of little mistakes in it that were kept in because Jimmy Page pretty much would just improvise a bunch of takes and then pick the best one. Gives it a real human quality. Page used to say that Achilles was his favorite thing he ever wrote.
It also makes it an absolute motherfucker to play. There are so many little idiosyncratic things and patternless flurries of notes that you just have to kinda bullshit your way through it.
 
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It also makes it an absolute motherfucker to play. There are so many little idiosyncratic things and patternless flurries of notes that you just have to kinda bullshit your way through it.
Yeah to try to play it note for note is a mfer indeed. I've never been able to play that one, working out a good solo guitar arrangement of all the overdubbed riffs is a bitch, too. It's wild that Page would attempt to play that shit in front of thousands while being smashed out of his mind on various cocktails of drugs(even though he usually didnt do a great job of it). I can do a half decent rendition of the black dog solo, but that one is just blues scales fuckery, albeit top tier blues scale fuckery.
 
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Another One Bites the Dust, Fat Bottomed Girls, Radio Gaga, You're My Best Friend, Don't Stop Me Now, We Are the Champions, Bicycle Race, also Under Pressure with Bowie. Some of their unknowns are pretty good too. I'm not even particularly a Queen fan.

Also for Ledzep, I think everyone would recognize Immigrant Song even if they don't know what it's called. Kashmir, Ramble On, Whole Lotta Love, I know more but I'd probably have to think more than I intend to or Google them.

Also as for unpopular opinions, this may not be unpopular among normies, so it might be a /mu/ thing, but The Beatles aren't overrated and their best albums are almost all solid gold. There's a reason if you ask musicians their influences, almost no matter what genre they are, Beatles music comes up again and again.
Queen were a great singles band, like Madness or New Order. There is a few songs I like by them, but am I a fan? Nah. I skip most of the tracks on A Night at The Opera.

Whole Lotta Love was the intro music for TOTP2. Lots of people know that riff.
 
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