- Joined
- Feb 2, 2022
Just swinging in from the Netherlands to remind everyone that Ashton is fat. Ashton is too fat to live in human apartments now, he has to live in a barn with the other farm animals. He lays down all day on his side like a giant hog, wallowing in shit and filth. He never bathes because it's too hard.
When it's feeding time, Ashton snorts and oinks, then waddles with great effort to his feeding trough. Lowering his gigantic fat head inside, he gulps down metric tonnes of Goyslop.
Looking up with a face coated in fast-food and chocolate residue, he sees one of his many former friends and collaborators in chat. Asstonne chokes out "You can fuck off you, you're banned. It is what it is."
He then shits his pants while grunting, and flops back on his side, clearing his throat while his massive gut and pig-tits jiggle and sway.
When it's feeding time, Ashton snorts and oinks, then waddles with great effort to his feeding trough. Lowering his gigantic fat head inside, he gulps down metric tonnes of Goyslop.
Looking up with a face coated in fast-food and chocolate residue, he sees one of his many former friends and collaborators in chat. Asstonne chokes out "You can fuck off you, you're banned. It is what it is."
He then shits his pants while grunting, and flops back on his side, clearing his throat while his massive gut and pig-tits jiggle and sway.