Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

So, after getting home from work and actually being able to watch the videos, see his mannerisms, and hear his voice; my internal faggotry mechanisms are going off all over the place. This dude is gayer than Christmas.

That being said, at least on his end, this has to be a stunt to get out of the ME and avoid a good ol’ death by building push. Someone that good looking and educated should have been married by now. Our gorl is his ticket out of that sand capped hell hole and, in the meantime, a suitable beard to boot.

I just hope he knows what he is getting himself into. Like I said earlier, that YouTube money is nonexistent after rent and food bills are paid. It’s not going to be the lap of luxury that he jumps into, when he finally gets the green light to come to Leaf Land.

As far as Chantal, I can see her being apart of everything. This gorl LOVES a good lie. By helping this dude out, she gets to say she landed someone, that looks like Salad, as a husband. This also has made her stocks soar as of late, pushed that fat ass into a new era, and is creating some fire content that we’re all talking about. That all translates to $$$ which translates to more food and weed. I mean, it’s a no brainer from her side of things.

Time will tell. If she is oblivious to what’s really going on, she’ll be able to spin that into a victim narrative regardless. To be honest, she might still do this at the end, even if she’s apart of the rub. Exciting shit!
 
While I can’t even begin to guess at Salah’s motives, at least he doesn’t look like creepypasta jumpscare Nader and you can reasonably understand him when he speaks. It’ll make scrolling through the thread slightly more pleasant. Of course looks can be deceiving - and I’m sure in this case they are - but the thread could do with some eye candy, considering the horrors we’ve been subjected to.

ETA: if he’s gay and looking to get to Canada, Chantal is a gross but effective beard. I agree with people in the thread who have theories that Chantal isn’t really into actually having sex. And at her size it’s not likely to be pleasurable, if it ever was. There have also been theories that even Nader rarely porked her and it was just blowjobs. It’s very likely that she wouldn’t mind if Salad doesn’t put out. If people in Kuwait were to question in the future why he hasn’t knocked her up, the hysterectomy gives an easy cover for the fact that they aren’t having sex at all because he’s gay (and she’s disgusting).

And while family would be horrified at their son marrying someone like a Chantal, that’s assuming he has any family to speak of. We don’t know what circumstances or reasons brought him from Syria to Kuwait. Could be he doesn’t have any remaining family to disappoint.

If he’s got a decent amount of brain cells to rub together and a deep desire to get to Canada, a little research on various sites including the farms would show that, if done properly, Chantal could be fairly easily manipulated into providing a way into Canada as long as he can keep her loose cannon ways under control for a time. Not that it’s going to be easy for him. Even just being around Chantal without even being forced to have sex with her has to be a tribulation.
 
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We talking 24k or all the way down to "gold filled"? (For those of you following along at home, "gold filled" does not mean "filled with gold" it means "gold, filled with something else".)
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I noticed there were gaps in the ring to cut down on weight. She better hope it’s 20k gold plated over titanium because no way anything 18k or above is going to last on that finger, looks close to busting as is.

(The bright gold color is favored in the Middle East because generally the brighter yellow the higher the gold content. Go look at examples of antique Byzantine or Medieval jewelry in museums, it’s usually 20 to 24k gold and the color is striking bold yellow compared to 14k)
 
They don't eat pork, they just fuck it

I thought Pigs were a no-no in Islam

a Muslim marrying a pig. NO HALAL.

Isn't it haram for a Muslim to marry a pig?

I thought pork was haram?

I thought pig was haram

Doesn’t seem to mind pork too much by the look of things.
Stahp.

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I noticed there were gaps in the ring to cut down on weight. She better hope it’s 20k gold plated over titanium because no way anything 18k or above is going to last on that finger, looks close to busting as is.

(The bright gold color is favored in the Middle East because generally the brighter yellow the higher the gold content. Go look at examples of antique Byzantine or Medieval jewelry in museums, it’s usually 20 to 24k gold and the color is striking bold yellow compared to 14k)
Qatar recently ( June 2022) had some problems with sellers trading in fake gold. Some Doha sellers also mis-mark 12 kt gold as 22 kt.
 
AI will usher in a golden era of shitposting.
If anyone is curious about the process:


0. I stole the screenshot posted by @Kitty kitty cat here
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1. Trial and error with prompts and settings until I got a good Chantal, the hand was out-painted ('edit everything except what I mark')
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2. Then I found a pig hoof on the net, edited it in and did some rough cleaning.
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3. I marked only the hoof area to be edited and plainly added 'a pig hoof' prompt whilst deleting all other descriptive prompts ('an obese woman standing in a desert' etc) but leaving style prompts ('realistic', 'best quality', some artists etc.) with low denoising (telling it to stay relatively close to the source). Followed by some more trial and error to get a satisfying result.
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4. I drew a thin line on the hoof, removed the 'a pig hoof' prompt and added 'a golden ring', 'jewelry'. Some more trial and error
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5. I removed all prompts and upscaled it doubling its resolution. I knew this would further clean up my lazy editing from step 2, which didn't get fixed in step 3.
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Bonus:
Before editing in the hoof by myself, I tried generating one just based on her hand.. The results were questionable.
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"I dunno, there's always the chance, I guess, that this Salah guy is just a total degenerate with a fetish for grotesque, stinking, chittering farm animals and he's feeling right now like the luckiest guy on earth.

I can't comprehend it but we deal with all sorts of fucking degenerates here on the Farms and it's all archived. Maybe, in the hellscape timeline we live in, there really IS a lid for every reeking, moldy blue pot.

Makes me shudder to think of though...

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Yeah, it's been mentioned. It's just not a very popular theory. 'Cause nobody can believe anyone is THAT degenerate. Hell, there's people who fuck roadkill and nobody has a problem believing that. But GUNT? Eeeewwww.
So sorry I missed your genius, fren! We're probably wrong but it would be the most hilarious conclusion to this bizarre arc because the coping and seething going on in other Chantal realms has been glorious. Stay mad, as our queen so often says.

Related, I cannot help but think about DeeDee right now. I wonder how she feels, knowing that she swooped in to snag Nader and absolutely ruined her life, eventually freeing up Chantal to engage in this particular story line. Regardless of how this began and how it will end, getting rejected or used by Salah is infinitely better than having Nader in any manner. And until that happens, Chantal is spending her time with a nice-looking man who can drive and has access to a car and bought her BK with a smile on his face. His teeth don't make children scream for their mothers, if he has a crippling drug addiction he hides it well, and under his influence Chantal stopped sitting around in her bra, belching up fruit flies and nodding off. Chad Salah vs Virgin Nader and I am loving this for DeeDee, who has demonstrably done far worse than Chantal, which doesn't seem possible but goddamn.

What a time to be alive.
 
Holy fuck. It's actually all starting to crumble for Peetz... It's over for him.
Peetz is in no danger at all. Gunt isn't moving to the Middle East, and Salah isn't in the relationship for true love. It is a sham marriage for Salah...either citizenship or money are the long end game for him. Peetz is irrelevant. Chantal is going to return to Canada alone, and Salah has no interest or indeed need to ever live with her. According to earlier posts, all he needs is for her to sponsor him for a year (if pre-approved) and that doesn't include a necessity to live with her once she signs off on sponsorship which she's going to do 100% if he asks, or he'll begin milking her for money once she leaves and never actually be available to move to Canada because of a never ending list of reasons requiring money to resolve.
 
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