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Containment What WILL Chris's Fate be? - How do you think it will end?
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Maybe another time, but the one I saw, the guy just looked at him goggle-eyed, kind of shook his head, and moved on.
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I will keep saying Chris could vanlife until I die or Chris dies. It really isn't that hard to do. You don't need a bougie fancy solar setup or anything.
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I'm not sure, from what I've heard the vanlife is far costlier than you'd think (especially with gas prices and maintenance on heavily driven vehicles), and that's assuming Chris would even be interested. Which I don't think he would be, the only times Chris was ever interested in traveling beyond Virginia was to attend Bronycon and, more recently Everfree Northwest. And any of the still ongoing ponycons likely have Chris banned for life in following Everfree's example once the news broke out regarding what Chris had done.
Plus, Chis can't even get a motor vehicle. His credit is still shot to hell in paying off the Focus, Barb wrecked the van he'd been using, and we're still coming off the chip crisis that shot used car prices through the roof. He'd be lucky to get a moped.
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Chris does not strike me as someone who would be motivated enough to put up with vanlife for even a day, even in the best circumstances. Vanlife requires a certain degree of organization. When Bob and Barb were around, Chris couldn't/wouldn't help keep their shared living space clean, despite being the youngest and fittest, even though Barb would occasionally nag Chris to help.
Vanlife? Organization? All alone?
Not even 5 minutes.
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Can confirm. I was homeless for about half a year when I left the military, had to live out of my car while searching for civilian work.
Off the top of my head, these were the main expenses:
-Storage costs for my personal possessions, around $100/month. Being able to cycle out my clothes or have some of my possessions safe from break-ins was super important.
-Laundry was done weekly for on average $7-8, not accounting for gas prices to the laundromat and back to where I'd regularly keep my car.
-You'll likely be paying a little more than double your normal gas and parking expenses, owing to having to drive around to avoid your car being towed and searching for work/doing odd jobs.
-A one-time expense of $200 to get my window repaired after someone tried to break into my car with me in it.
-For showering, the options was a combination of $30 a month on baby wipes and the occasional $25 for a hot shower at the local airport before an on-site interview.
-Being unable/heavily limited in your ability to cook and store food means you're spending a LOT of fast food. Even if you stuck to beef jerky and mcdonalds, you're still paying way more to stay fed than you would if you had a fridge and stove.
-If you're a homeless woman, you're going to be running through underwear more often due to the fact that you'll likely wear underwear multiple days between washes. This meant every other week buying another pack of panties to avoid UTIs and limit how disgusting that life felt.
In order to just stay afloat, you need to have your nose on the grindstone. I was able to do doordash regularly enough because it was just introduced to my area and there weren't enough drivers, but even then I would regularly have to skip meals, bringing me down to about 95lbs when I finally got a stable job. Chris would starve himself to death if he had to vanlife it.
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Chris' life would expect to end in a bang, but it will end in a whimper. For being a degenerate, unsanitary, egotistical narc, Chris made a decent living being a 'content' creator. People loved his 'art' and Chris was more than happy to make more sonichu related merch. The problem is while he made good money, he was impatient and lazy. He ended up spending more than he was making without regard for saving for an emergency, his dad's inheritance (even though it was Barb's fault) and Josh's GoFundMe are examples. For some reason, Chris has six grand saved, only to spend it all on some make believe BS, and let's not forget his debt. Much like his fellow lolcows, they've been bad with money, and with Chris, he's been bad with money the moment his dad got him the tugboat.
I assume some people will still pity Chris and give him some money, but it won't amount to much. One of the many problems with Chris is that he's lived a sheltered life for too long and doesn't know the first thing of taking care of himself on his own. I expect him to he in a tard home and it will end the way as Goodfellas where Chris picks up a drawing of sonichu and Liquid Chris Curse ye hame ha's.
I assume some people will still pity Chris and give him some money, but it won't amount to much. One of the many problems with Chris is that he's lived a sheltered life for too long and doesn't know the first thing of taking care of himself on his own. I expect him to he in a tard home and it will end the way as Goodfellas where Chris picks up a drawing of sonichu and Liquid Chris Curse ye hame ha's.
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Chris is definitely going to end up in a tard home, if he doesn't die of old age in jail awaiting trial. The question is, for how long? At group homes, they have rules which the tenants must abide by. Chris has no respect for any authority so I wonder how long that will last. Perhaps a year and a half in jail changed Chris's attitude towards authority but then again he is stubborn, stupid, and naive.
If he gets kicked out of the group home, he's homeless. Then it's just a matter of time before he's arrested again. While it doesn't take a smart person to survive being homeless, it does take a huge degree resourcefulness. Due to his sheltered upbringing and naivete, he is completely fucked on that front.
He can't possibly live on his own since Lego bricks aren't weather proof and are shit for insulation. He is going to be institutionalized the rest of his life, whether it be a group room, adult care facility where he's a drug zombie, or in and out of jail.
If he gets kicked out of the group home, he's homeless. Then it's just a matter of time before he's arrested again. While it doesn't take a smart person to survive being homeless, it does take a huge degree resourcefulness. Due to his sheltered upbringing and naivete, he is completely fucked on that front.
He can't possibly live on his own since Lego bricks aren't weather proof and are shit for insulation. He is going to be institutionalized the rest of his life, whether it be a group room, adult care facility where he's a drug zombie, or in and out of jail.
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Agreed. Jail/prison are more likely than a hospital, though. The US just doesn’t fund them.
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I don't see prison happening for his current charges. He'll get out on time served in jail. After that, it's just a matter if time before he ends up in big boy prison, unless there's the highly unlikely event of Chris changing behaviors. He won't be able to afford Heilberg again and will have some public defender who doesn't give a shit.
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If Chris gets put in a tard home (or any institution, really), he’s going to have a long, miserable life. Whatever entity who is put in charge of caring for him make sure that he’s taken care of to an adequate degree between meals and health screenings.
A lot of Chris’ health problems from a decade ago were brought on by the fact that he had a repulsively processed diet of fast food, candy and instant meals, which is something that jail food has actually fixed going off his most recent jail mugshot. Slammer living has managed to reverse the damage Chris has done to his own body in about a year and a half’s time. Not sure how much of that is necessarily reversible at 40, but I think he’s way healthier than anyone observing him today could have hoped to speculate.
A lot of Chris’ health problems from a decade ago were brought on by the fact that he had a repulsively processed diet of fast food, candy and instant meals, which is something that jail food has actually fixed going off his most recent jail mugshot. Slammer living has managed to reverse the damage Chris has done to his own body in about a year and a half’s time. Not sure how much of that is necessarily reversible at 40, but I think he’s way healthier than anyone observing him today could have hoped to speculate.
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Chris is not paying for Heilberg. Heilberg was assigned to him.
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How the hell did Chris get a lawyer like Heilberg? I went to his website and read reviews. He is one of the best lawyers in Charlottesville area.
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That’s one of the big mysteries. Some people posit he took this case as a charity thing. Some wonder if the judge asked him to handle it specifically because he’s good at his job and might keep things from becoming more of a shitshow. It might just be Chris’s tard luck.
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So far he's done a Heiluva jerb. He's kept Chris mostly incommunicado, with no bad publicity, and while he wrote those self-incriminating letters, that seems to be at an end. Not sure if that's Heilberg's doing or Praetor's.
And he actually successfully played the autism card using a brand-new law passed almost as if personally for the benefit of Chris specifically. That part was luck, but he got him into the diversion program the new law made possible.
Nobody really thought he'd successfully play the tard card on a charge like this.
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The best speculation is that there were very strong doubts from the court about Chris's sanity, coupled with his online infamy. While Chris is really good at duping people into thinking he's nuts, he's really just a spoiled man child that demands everything be his way. The court could have just threw him into the prison for a year and that was that, but they probably wanted to make sure that he had decent council, and that he wasn't insane. If you look at his intake/outtake records, he's gone through a lot of psych evaluations, but are only in the programs for what looks like the shortest amount of time. Heilberg threw down the autism card because the "he's crazy" card just wouldn't stick.
The one thing the courts have huge issues with, is they've probably never dealt with a man like Chris, who has no planning ahead capabilities, no real ideas, but also doesn't have the experience to just say what he needs to say to get out of the situation. They no doubt have asked him numerous times what his plans are for getting out, and Chris just replying "I'm going to go home", but what about your mother, "Oh don't worry, I'll force her out into a home, or get her arrested for all the abuse, then the house will be mine".
There always was speculation that Chris was writing down names and addresses of people who wrote him, perhaps with the mindset that he'd just show up at one of their houses to live. He doesn't understand the court's requirement, or, more likely, doesn't care since every other time he's been in trouble, they just eventually let him go free with few, if any, meaningful restrictions.
A legit crazy person could be taken in by a mental hospital, or family members, but since Chris is just a man that was never told no, and that everything "just happens", and certainly isn't shy about not giving two fucks about this stuff, he's a bit more of a problem.
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