Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[RotPockets]

Since I can’t explain myself in the other thread, let me try here instead. I responded once to KKKeffals having no idea who the fuck they were, and got hit with a flood of reports on twitter that ultimately accomplished nothing. Wasn’t hard to figure out who was responsible because I got that German Report notification for a bunch of my past tweets right afterwords. So I scrolled thru KKKeffals history and reported him in retaliation, which actually worked surprisingly. This was back when he had set his sights on The Quartering, months before his Cancel Crusade against KiwiFarms. That’s actually how I found this site. Prior to this I had no idea who he was, and did not give a fuck about him the slightest. This was in July when I created an account here. Thanks for having me, since I prefer KiwiFarms over Twitter. Pretty sure any followers I had on Twitter were just reporting everything I said anyways, since I was constantly shadowbanned/deboosted.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I thought Keffals always wanted to ratio Elon Musk? Could've sworn I read that somewhere.

the idea of keffals trying to ratio elon and getting banned from twitter sounds hilarious. i think he should do that to own the transphobes or whatever.

It would be entirely unsurprising if Luke went after one poster. He already was insane enough to hire a private eye to investigate one guy making fun of him on the internet. Luke's method of getting dopamine hits recently has been from targeting easier and less defended people.
For instance, when he went and threatened Melina at twitchcon in an equally pathetic yet creepy display of male rage, while avoiding going for destiny himself.
Luke's wins are few and far between, and for a man who paid thousands to mutilate his cock and balls, he's desperate for any pleasure.

i wonder if he has read that post @Otm Shank made towards the beginning of this thread i mean out of any random user on this site lucas actually knows him so i feel like that alone would make it much easier to go after him. but then again who knows the way lucas thinks is very backwards and driven by what he believes will get him the most attention and fame. which is funny seeing as he now claims he did not expect so much fame and attention when he recently has spent months sending his army of child soldiers after us and accepting interview after interview. if he did not want this attention he would have kept quiet about it. or at the least declined interviews.

even now he is acting in a way which is designed to garner sympathy and more attention as people wait patiently to see if a lawsuit will occur and if so against who? all while acting as much like a victim as possible to try and push the narrative that he is just an innocent trans activist who is endlessly harassed on all platforms because he dared to stand up against the scary kiwi website and that mean old streamer destiny. his whole life he has gotten away with so much simply because when things get too hot to handle he hides in the corner and plays victim.

he simply cannot handle things not going his way and it is highly likely that in the end of all this when his lawsuit if any happens fails and he gets banned on twitter since ..ya know..twitter does have rules against multiple people using the same account and if an account is being used by multiple people its only a matter of time before that account gets flagged. he will be left wishing had quit while he was ahead when he could have at least cultivated a nice fan base and enough money to live comfortably as a streamer. its honestly funny how many of his problems only exist because he does not know how to not make himself the center of attention.

its that type of behavior that makes me wonder if he would even last long as a kiwifarmer. i feel like he would end up getting way too obsessed with a random lolcow or just a-log non stop.

 

[Got Milk!]

Could we work on getting Ralph and Keffals together in Vegas to Livestream? I'd bet that would make ip2 look tame by degenerate comparison. You just know keffals would get hooked on gambling almost immediately and Ralph would pull out his "get on your knees and suck this dick. You know what you're here for" line that the gals love and get some action. Also drugs and lots of em.

*Next killstream* You know the impossible whopper tranny pussy isn't that bad"

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Could we work on getting Ralph and Keffals together in Vegas to Livestream? I'd bet that would make ip2 look tame by degenerate comparison. You just know keffals would get hooked on gambling almost immediately and Ralph would pull out his "get on your knees and suck this dick. You know what you're here for" line that the gals love and get some action. Also drugs and lots of em.

*Next killstream* You know the impossible whopper tranny pussy isn't that bad"

Then he tries to talk Lucas and DigiBro's ex into a threesome.

 

[Waff]

We are not an Autistic Illuminati.

As much as that dudes comment was retarded as fuck I'm not gonna lie, autistic illuminati has a ring to it

 

[George Floyd]

He's Canadian and has no standing to sue null or the Farms in American courts, and as an American citizen (null) operating an American business (the Farms) on American soil on American hardware paid for with US dollars, he and the Farms are explicitly protected by federal law from libel, slander and defamation claims (and judgments) from abroad because it was recognized long ago that other countries spit on freedom of speech and are all to eager to go after Americans on witch hunts.

You fucking niggerfaggot Alex Jones was just ordered to pay 2 gorillion dollars because he said no one died at sandy hook. That's how much "muh amendment" is worth. If anything we've seen in the past months that it went down the john ages ago.

 

[Got Milk!]

As much as that dudes comment was retarded as fuck I'm not gonna lie, autistic illuminati has a ring to it

That's one of the site rules in your quote of his post.

 

[My Name is Mud]

has a ring to it

So do ringworms, but I don't want them.

 

[Waff]

That's one of the site rules in your quote of his post.

lol forgot

 

[Chiri]

Keffals is very sad Jew Klein got banned.

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The “Elon Musk is a pedophile and I would not have sex with him” joke is straight up lifted from Kiwifarms. He's already used memes made here, I wonder how else will he steal Kiwi identity. Cultural appropriation is a leftist crime, Lucas!

I actually find it adorable that he's spent enough time reading this site to pick up some of our jokes and repeat them in his own Discord. I'd put money down that he's at least lurking in Dong Gone's thread too.

 

[Telemeter]

Lucas is a parasite. Unlike the heroes of the picaredque novels of yesteryear, Lucas lacks any charm or skills to fund his corrupt lifestyle. He will have to return to welfare while he tries to reinvent himself, likely again in porn or something that provides easy money. Whatever is the case, he could amass 1 million dollars and still lose them overnight by buying stupid shit.

I still say, Lucas is in the perfect spot to kickstart the "THEY made me take troonshing and cut off my dick!" grift, and just start suing every single doctor, therapist, hospital, etc. he's ever gone to in his path to castration.

The media is desperate for this out and they can't stand the faggotry anymore either and are ready for a new angle.

He can spear head this movement for 360 degrees of victim hood. Imagine, books, TV specials, mainstream case coverage.

Plus more attention than you can ever get by being a disfigured transvestite that is hard too look at, simply because getting a haircut and cutting those blobs in his chest are all it take to make him look like just a man.

 

[Trixie Clop 9999]

That laugh is so decisively male. To the faggot that thought Lucas sounded convincingly female: just listen to this clip and you'll see why he'll never be a woman.

Yep. Also never said convincingly.

 

[ComStar]

Agreed. And judging by Lucas' past actions, he'd either be going after a biological woman, or a very young and meek male.

Beware, ladies of Kiwi Farms lol.

Considering the shape Lucas is in, most people should be able to twist him into a pretzel or put him in the camel clutch, break his back and make him humble

 

[whothefuck]

I still say, Lucas is in the perfect spot to kickstart the "THEY made me take troonshing and cut off my dick!" grift, and just start suing every single doctor, therapist, hospital, etc. he's ever gone to in his path to castration.

The media is desperate for this out and they can't stand the faggotry anymore either and are ready for a new angle.

He can spear head this movement for 360 degrees of victim hood. Imagine, books, TV specials, mainstream case coverage.

Plus more attention than you can ever get by being a disfigured transvestite that is hard too look at, simply because getting a haircut and cutting those blobs in his chest are all it take to make him look like just a man.

the moment detransitoners are the new protected minority he'd possibly do that, but for now trannies have far too much infulence and power for him to want to lose it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Could we work on getting Ralph and Keffals together in Vegas to Livestream? I'd bet that would make ip2 look tame by degenerate comparison. You just know keffals would get hooked on gambling almost immediately and Ralph would pull out his "get on your knees and suck this dick. You know what you're here for" line that the gals love and get some action. Also drugs and lots of em.

*Next killstream* You know the impossible whopper tranny pussy isn't that bad"

Who?
Is that some other tranny?
(Don't answer that)

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

Catboy Ranch will be once more, now when Keffals can't groom minors on twitter.

 

[Nuns with guns]

I'm ready for all the rainbows, but what if Keffals is not thinking on suing a Kiwi but LFJ? I don't think he would do a 180 and join kiwis against Elliot, but I can see him try to paint himself as a victim of Elliot's smear campaign, simply if it provides another 15 minutes of fame. This is obviously a long shot but I would really love for Keffals to surprise us with this lolsuit.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Catboy Ranch will be once more, now when Keffals can't groom minors on twitter.

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Lucas is like any degenerate, they cannot stay away from their filthy habits for to long.

 

[Something Awful]

Today we'll take a look at some fan art by the talented artists in the wiggler community.








And what's this?

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GOAT — 08/12/2022
I saw Keffals mentioning she wanted a puppy, so I made a :wigglerpup: emote (I made the dog after my old dog Rasmus, he was super old so he spit a lot lol)

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I know Lucas won't change, but there's a timeline where he does. Where he says "You know what, I'm sick of being used, here's all the dirt on the cocksuckers that have used me." And then he proceeds to do that and then makes an account on this site, and just joins in with shitposting about whatever lolcow suits his fancy.

Of course that would never happen, these people never learn. But it's certainly a fun reality to imagine.

Spoiler

Much like the reality where Lucas is actually a woman lmao