I must admit I do kind of understand where the fatass is coming from. Being on a treadmill or stationary bike or what have you does make me feel like a jackass when I think about it. The gym isn't everyone's thing. However, that's not an excuse to be a lazy piece of shit - have these people ever heard of "outside"? When it's time to go somewhere you can fucking walk, it's free. That solves the problem of feeling like you have no destination or gyms being boring, you can people watch if you live in a city or appreciate nature if you don't. Volunteer somewhere that requires you to throw boxes around or some shit, don't take elevators as a general rule, you get the idea. If you get winded after one flight of stairs, suck it up and keep doing it anyway, eventually you won't anymore! Crazy how that works. Maybe you'll discover you enjoy a semi physical hobby. We are humans, not slugs or barnacles, fucking act like it. And I know they'd respond to that claiming they "don't have time" or "too tired" but fuck off, they'd just be eating Hot Pockets and staring at their fucking phones until 3am anyway.