Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

Mary Malone (the one thing people liked about The Prince) seems to be making some kind of name for themselves in the british theatre world.
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Oof that's gotta hurt for our boy. Which is more likely?

That this is the end of Malone's appearances in Olly's works, or will he feature him in more videos/plays to leech off his growing popularity?
 
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If he was at a framing shop, that means it was probably big.
*insert the ms paint tube art with him and contra on back of laptop*

I wonder if it’s a six foot high picture of Paris lees to surprise with presentation and suggestion it goes above the mantle peice?

(Incidentally it’s predictable and tedious that he follows along with his little ilks chosen surprisingly potent performative disdain for NFTs. Who the fuck cares)


Also
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Take you down? You ain’t even verified babes lmfao it is so strange how he sees everything as looping back to himself?
He’s being a bit tongue in cheek (we hope) but it still belies his instinctual thought pathway.

Here’s a hilarious one-
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He HIRED instead of rented decent, reusable stuff, HiReD a prop mAsTeR to make…lol lol
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These?!

How fucking bad are they? I am actually getting more and more convinced Tube is actually blind, it would explain.. everything?
lololololol

Heavy, heavy leaning he’s doing into his “algorithm defying” bit, since they started bombing, and chasing it every which way.. in fact this video is a blatant grab for relevance. He knows what his highest figure bideo is.
There’s a reason he’s pulled out the stops with this one. I now he says that every time, but this is double the length.

Luckily I might actually make it more than a minute into this without falling asleep unlike the last four or five, cos it will be full of such blatant bullshit and pet-issue narc seething, it should be a laugh riot tbh.
 
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If he was at a framing shop, that means it was probably big.
*insert the ms paint tube art with him and contra on back of laptop*

I wonder if it’s a six foot high picture of Paris lees to surprise with presentation and suggestion it goes above the mantle peice?

(Incidentally it’s predictable and tedious that he follows along with his little ilks chosen surprisingly potent performative disdain for NFTs. Who the fuck cares)


Also
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Take you down? You ain’t even verified babes lmfao it is so strange how he sees everything as looping back to himself?
He’s being a bit tongue in cheek (we hope) but it still belies his instinctual thought pathway.

Here’s a hilarious one-
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He HIRED instead of rented decent, reusable stuff, HiReD a prop mAsTeR to make…lol lol
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These?!

How fucking bad are they? I am actually getting more and more convinced Tube is actually blind, it would explain.. everything?
lololololol

Heavy, heavy leaning he’s doing into his “algorithm defying” bit, since they started bombing, and chasing it every which way.. in fact this video is a blatant grab for relevance. He knows what his highest figure bideo is.
There’s a reason he’s pulled out the stops with this one. I now he says that every time, but this is double the length.

Luckily I might actually make it more than a minute into this without falling asleep unlike the last four or five, cos it will be full of such blatant bullshit and pet-issue narc seething, it should be a laugh riot tbh.
He probably hired a first year graphic design student and credited them as prop master to make it sound more like a professional production and more costly to make.
 
The map thing is even more hilarious because I'm 99% sure it has zero relevance to the topic of the video. He just loves his poor imitations of Contra's overproduced over dressed scenes. It's probably gonna be visible in a 15 second portion where the focus is gonna be more on whatever WW2 era getup he's wearing than what he's saying.
 
His determination to succeed would be admirable if he had any talent, or were as intelligent as he thinks he is. Or is it just determination to be noticed by Contra?

I'm noticing a trend here: he goes to a 'prop master' to get a 'World War II-era map' that's just a half-arsed tracing paper job that's been smeared with tea bags; he has a meeting with a 'social media manager' to discuss deleting one social media account and opening a different one. He seems to delight in paying people for services he can very easily do himself just because it feeds his fantasy of being important.
 
I'm noticing a trend here: he goes to a 'prop master' to get a 'World War II-era map' that's just a half-arsed tracing paper job that's been smeared with tea bags; he has a meeting with a 'social media manager' to discuss deleting one social media account and opening a different one. He seems to delight in paying people for services he can very easily do himself just because it feeds his fantasy of being important.

Or the more likely one:

He's just full of shit and saying things to make himself seem important.

Other users of the thread have highlighted numerous times that he's a cheap motherfucker that will pay as little as he can for barely passable props and costumes, and then will talk them up to heaven as if he broke the bank for them. I'd be surprised if he suddenly broke away from that trend, especially now that his channel is in decline.

There's no way he's actually paying money for "Prop masters" or "social media managers" when there are far far cheaper options available. He's lying out his ass. There's no social media manager and at best he walked into/logged onto a map store or paid an amateur an extremely low fee for the map.
 
There's no social media manager and at best he walked into/logged onto a map store...
A store specializing in maps wouldn't sell anything so shitty - you can see exactly how it's made: someone traced (poorly) over a map of Europe, drew on some gridlines with a ruler and stained it with tea (for some reason - because World War II is a historical event and therefore all paper materials used back then must have been brown and old-looking I guess).

...or paid an amateur an extremely low fee for the map.
This is more probable. The 'prop master' is a drama student at a London university and the 'social media manager' is a marketing intern, and they're both desperate for something to pad out their CV.
 
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Here’s a hilarious one-
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He HIRED instead of rented decent, reusable stuff, HiReD a prop mAsTeR to make…lol lol
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These?!

How fucking bad are they? I am actually getting more and more convinced Tube is actually blind, it would explain.. everything?
lololololol
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The most impressive thing about this is the size printer needed to print that map and that's not a terribly high bar.

That said the Amelijaw Chinhart look is quite something to behold, who needs cockpit armor plates when you can deflect the bullets with that honkin cowcatcher. :story:
 
The most impressive thing about this is the size printer needed to print that map and that's not a terribly high bar.

That said the Amelijaw Chinhart look is quite something to behold, who needs cockpit armor plates when you can deflect the bullets with that honkin cowcatcher. :story:
Same precious money on aircraft carriers and land your Harrier jump jets on that fucker !
 
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