Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

They where saying that about pokemon back in the day.
She's such an out of touch sped, I think that's her only frame of reference for anime, it was pretty popular when she was a kid.
That was over 20+ years ago. I had completely forgotten about that. Very few people are going to think of that now a days, when they see that patch. Nothing’s changed with her being stuck in the past.

Even if her patches weren’t painted so crudely, people wouldn’t buy them with shit like that on it. It’s so outdated, and not on any one’s mind.
 
She's really brought this ghost husband harem back with a vengeance recently. Did the Dahmer special remind her that was a thing she was doing? Either way, it takes some balls to go on the bird app and just casually talk about Heath Ledger being your husband.

Is the $50 subscription thing like the time she found some MAGA people selling knives or whatever and she thought she was pulling one on them, but really they just took money from her account and dipped?
 
I know general opinion seems to be mixed on the subject, but I somewhat uncharitably am all for her getting on real hormones and my only objection is that it'll be on the taxpayer's dime. She does so many willfully pigheaded things that for any normal person would have social/personal consequences that don't purely because she's a pampered little neet who doesn't go outside; this once I think it'd be nice for her to face some real consequences that Mommy and Daddy don't have to play clean up over. Let her fuck up her body. Maybe she'll learn a thing (she won't), but either way she can suffer the fallout.

Also right now she passes too easily as just a harmless retard, and I think adding some facial mildew and a molester voice to the mix will help parents realize that she should really be kept 100 yards from a school at all times, you know?
 
“We must honor our elders while we still have them”

Imagine the audacity you have to have to make a patch saying that while treating your parents like absolute garbage.
Add to that she uses this to RIP LESLIE JORDAN. I don’t think he’s the kind of guy who would have appreciated being referred to as an elder. I think she actually has no idea who he is, but as he’s queer she just HAS TO comment.
 
Boring today.

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Her patches really do emphasise how self centred she is. They appeal to no one, are written in a cryptic way that only she understands, and are her opinions on fleeting topics not many people care enough about to wear on a jacket. They are pretty much just finger painted tweets. Her tweets are the same way, and if she were anyone else, I would feel sad that she never gets any likes/ comments/ interactions. She just tweets her thoughts into the void. Her online presence has a Monkey's Paw feel: she wants attention and admiration, but she gets it in a way that she didn't envision.
 
Her online presence has a Monkey's Paw feel: she wants attention and admiration, but she gets it in a way that she didn't envision.
That is true of many lolcows. Maybe all of them. Their obsession with attention won’t let them back off. Instead, they double down and produce more and more milk.
 
Alaska lost like a million crabs or something recently.
I Googled it out of curiosity and apparently the number was 11 billion since 2018. Which is definitely concerning, but I don't know why they made the patches so accusatory as if the state of Alaska is hoarding or murdering crabs by hand. It doesn't even seem to be related to over-fishing but rather the sea itself is noticeably warmer than it was (which isn't something the state of Alaska has much control over).

Who would want this on a jacket? They might as well make a #Savethewhales patch while they're at it. It would be just as relevant in a few years.
 
Reacting to the news that Ryan Murphy is making more serial killer dramas:
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This made me pretty MATI. The hypocrisy of saying 'rot in hell' to Ryan Murphy because he apparently glamourized Jeffrey Dahmer in his Dahmer series, which is the same show that obviously swayed her into reigniting a sexual relationship with his ghost. Also calling Murphy 'soulless' about making more serial killer dramas because it'll further upset the killers' families like it did with Dahmer's dad, whilst wearing her Ramirez pendant out in public and probably hoping that he makes a series about her darling Ricky. The cognitive dissonance is aggravating.
 
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