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[Puff]

So what was with all those right wing political cartoonists celebrating him taking over Twitter? Ben Garrison big among them.

You fucked the reply somehow.
I'm talking about real humans, not personalities who make money by having opinions and it also doesn't sound like deifying him... you can celebrate something he's done without thinking he's on your side... like this thread.

I'm basing this off what you said without looking up the cartoons, so if it's more dramatic, I wouldn't know.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Upper Echelon just dropped a video summarizing the current state of Twitter.

He made two very interesting points that seems to have escaped almost everybody's notice in relation to advertisers pulling out of Twitter:

• A number of advertisers had already suspended their ad spending with Twitter in September over allegations of CSA material being posted
• Compared with other industries advertising on Twitter, there is a disproportionately high number of auto makers that have stopped advertising

If the first point is true, then there are a surprising number of companies out there that still have some form of moral compass.

The second point is blindingly obvious. Why would any auto maker want to spend money propping up a pet project for a competitor's CEO? Then there's the tiny issue of Tesla (via Musk) accessing data from these companies, learning how they spend their marketing budgets and which strategies are most effective. There might also be some doubts as to whether or not auto makers paying for advertising on Twitter would get a fair shake, given that Musk is balls deep in both Tesla and Twitter.

Hopefully one of the few based automotive writers out there has picked up on this and writes something about it.

What is CSA?

I think that the death star is big enough that building and upkeeping it would cripple most non-death star industry on Earth. He was specifically talking about Earth building the death star. The empire in star wars can afford it because they have a whole galaxy to draw resources from. Even then they would have gotten more bang for their buck out of an equivalent cost number of star destroyers

We can't afford to not to build a Death Star. It's only a matter of time before we find life elsewhere in the universe. And once we find that life we must use our Death Star to bring them homo sex and Drag Queen Story Hour.

 

[AnOminous]

We can't afford to not to build a Death Star. It's only a matter of time before we find life elsewhere in the universe. And once we find that life we must use our Death Star to bring them homo sex and Drag Queen Story Hour.

We should just build it out of modular components that can be repurposed for something later. But in the interim, we definitely want a Death Star so that if we run into aliens that want to talk some shit, we can just park that motherfucker right next to their home planet and see if they can be convinced to be more reasonable.

 

[feral cat #6385]

We should just build it out of modular components that can be repurposed for something later. But in the interim, we definitely want a Death Star so that if we run into aliens that want to talk some shit, we can just park that motherfucker right next to their home planet and see if they can be convinced to be more reasonable.

Definitely. The aliens will probably have resources we want and cheap labor too. One Death Star might not be enough. The more resources and slave alien labor we grab from other planets, the cheaper it will be to make more Death Stars. Those gray motherfuckers will pay for anal probing people and mutilating cattle!

 

[Pee Cola]

What is CSA?

Child sexual abuse. Child sexual abuse material is sometimes shortened to CSAM.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Child sexual abuse. Child sexual abuse material is sometimes shortened to CSAM.

Disgusting. MAPS should hang.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Looks like a mangaka is salty that Musk posted a meme containing his drawing and wants him to pay up.

https://mobile.twitter.com/sato_ken_taro/status/1589513511503552512

Archive is shitting itself for me.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Remaining managers are phoning up hundreds of techs laid off on Friday and begging them to come back, so it sounds like it’s all going according to plan.

I looked into this and it's absolute bullshit. No legit sources at all. Yellow journalism strikes again.

 

[quaawaa]

Uh oh masterbatedoners....

Source (Archive)

Source (Archive)

Spoiler: Full Size Image in Tweet

 

[Lokenstien]

The dollar is progressively becoming monopoly money. Clout is the real currency nowadays; no point in having drugs and women when the only thing that can get a man hard anymore is trending on social media for all your rich friends to see.

I may be a horribly depressed man, but I really do have to thank my lucky stars that I wasn't born with a crippling addiction to saying stupid shit online so boomers and anime avatars can insult me and call me daddy.

 

[not william stenchever]

What is CSA?


We can't afford to not to build a Death Star. It's only a matter of time before we find life elsewhere in the universe. And once we find that life we must use our Death Star to bring them homo sex and Drag Queen Story Hour.

We should just build it out of modular components that can be repurposed for something later. But in the interim, we definitely want a Death Star so that if we run into aliens that want to talk some shit, we can just park that motherfucker right next to their home planet and see if they can be convinced to be more reasonable.

We can make this work if we just build more efficiently shaped and sized vessels than a moon sized sphere. Any decent interstellar battleship fleet should have the ability to eliminate all spaceborne defenses of the targeted systems and at least be able to use support vessels to tug asteroids onto collision courses with enemy worlds. If you want to mop up in style bring some missile boats brimming with surface bombardment nukes.

 

[AnOminous]

We can make this work if we just build more efficiently shaped and sized vessels than a moon sized sphere. Any decent interstellar battleship fleet should have the ability to eliminate all spaceborne defenses of the targeted systems and at least be able to use support vessels to tug asteroids onto collision courses with enemy worlds. If you want to mop up in style bring some missile boats brimming with surface bombardment nukes.

I disagree. We should make the destroy your home planet device in a scary and deliberately inefficient form, just made to look scary, to emphasize our dominance. Just to say we can make our obliterate your entire planet machine in a ridiculous form inspired by ridiculous fiction from our past, and do it anyway, that's just how badass we are.

And then equip all our invaders with weapons from Japan's Edo period.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

 

[repentance]

Our eSafety Commissioner - who used to work for Twitter - wants Elon Musk to know that she is concerned about the new direction of Twitter.

'A total dog's breakfast': eSafety Commissioner zeroes in on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter verification

Australia's eSafety Commissioner writes to Elon Musk expressing concern with the direction he is taking Twitter in. She says "content moderation is not rocket science" but, in some ways, it is more complicated.

www.abc.net.au

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Musk can borrow Null's responses to Australia and New Zealand. I'm sure dear feeder will even let him use them for free.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Our eSafety Commissioner - who used to work for Twitter - wants Elon Musk to know that she is concerned about the new direction of Twitter.
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'A total dog's breakfast': eSafety Commissioner zeroes in on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter verification

Australia's eSafety Commissioner writes to Elon Musk expressing concern with the direction he is taking Twitter in. She says "content moderation is not rocket science" but, in some ways, it is more complicated.

www.abc.net.au

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This bitch is a glowie from memory, of course she would have the most dogshit of takes.

Ms Inman Grant wants clarification about whether Twitter would be recognising Australian laws

That’s the beauty of it, they DON’T HAVE TO.

 

[repentance]

This bitch is a glowie from memory, of course she would have the most dogshit of takes.


That’s the beauty of it, they DON’T HAVE TO.

She's worried about losing the back channels they've used in the past. The ones which never got CSAM removed from Twitter.

 

[Kane Lives]

I looked into this and it's absolute bullshit. No legit sources at all. Yellow journalism strikes again.

Didnt stop the literal room temperature IQ libshits from posting that and going "HAHA MUSK IS TOTALLY OWNED NOW".

The crying soyjak meme made manifest.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Our eSafety Commissioner - who used to work for Twitter - wants Elon Musk to know that she is concerned about the new direction of Twitter.
View attachment 3823564

'A total dog's breakfast': eSafety Commissioner zeroes in on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter verification

Australia's eSafety Commissioner writes to Elon Musk expressing concern with the direction he is taking Twitter in. She says "content moderation is not rocket science" but, in some ways, it is more complicated.

www.abc.net.au

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How the fuck is your country even more cucked than the UK? The Emus should eat you faggots.

Didnt stop the literal room temperature IQ libshits from posting that and going "HAHA MUSK IS TOTALLY OWNED NOW".

The crying soyjak meme made manifest.

Even if it was true, it would be an indictment on the incompetence of Twitter management not Musk. Do these dumbasses think the CEO would sit there and hand picks all 3,500 employees to get rid of.

 

[Oxyjen]

I looked into this and it's absolute bullshit. No legit sources at all. Yellow journalism strikes again.

[crying wojack face]
There’s a direct quote from the Twitter Slack.
You’re saying trust me it didn’t happen?

It’s not even that unlikely - something similar even happened at company I used to work for - coked up new management cuts an entire department and then find out they literally can’t do business without some key bit of knowledge that’s been lost and has to hire some back as a contractor.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

[crying wojack face]
There’s a direct quote from the Twitter Slack.
You’re saying trust me it didn’t happen?

It’s not even that unlikely - something similar even happened at company I used to work for - coked up new management cuts an entire department and then find out they literally can’t do business without some key bit of knowledge that’s been lost and has to hire some back as a contractor.


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This is just a guy saying it happened, it's fuck all proof. It's literally just a journalist saying "trust me bro".
I love your posts in the Beauty Parlour but you've been an absolute tard in this thread, you should stick to BP.