DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This rant is fucking great. Just a chefs kiss moment.

https://twitter.com/Poems_Future/status/1589771040820846592

I like that Plagues tale was giving him issues a couple days ago, then followed by CoD, and now we have Gotham.

That's 3 strikes there, Phil. It's like he loses his shit as soon as the game stops being a walking sim. Good ol' classic Phil back for a glimpse in the sea of boring shit lately.

Bonus because his CoD gameplay is hilarious.

 

[Lord_Point]

Can't wait for his election rant today

Rant? WRONG! Much like how he is the only fair and objective game reviewer online he is also the only non partisan human on earth. Please open your mind to hear some enlightened centrism on the level one phadcast.

 

[Telemeter]

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You just know he'd mispronounce the word molecules.

"Mahlecules"

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

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Reminds me of the time he tried to pigsplain the COVID vaccine and talked about “protein strands” and “protein ropes.”

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

You just know he'd mispronounce the word molecules.

"We call them Mow-lay-kools"

 

[Bittah Pupil]

Bonus because his CoD gameplay is hilarious.

This was a highlight for me from last night

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Starting off the "podcast" with a rant about shilling he is so mad he's not playing God of War today. Fuckin trolls make it so he can't work with companies or get sponsors but also he is too good to do a sponsored stream and turns down all the emails from companies he gets.

 

[BScCollateral]

Starting off the "podcast" with a rant about shilling he is so mad he's not playing God of War today. Fuckin trolls make it so he can't work with companies or get sponsors but also he is too good to do a sponsored stream and turns down all the emails from companies he gets.

If he's getting offers, they're scams. There isn't a single serious company anywhere, which has done their due dilligence, that wants their product associated with him.
I mean, I wouldn't want him playing a theoretical game I worked on.

 

[Dona Morte]

Get fucked jelous piggy.
He also does not care while having NUMEROUS jelous piggy segments.

Phil failed this challenge because he had to dig for the emails.

 

[RougeRed]

Get fucked jelous piggy.
He also does not care while having NUMEROUS jelous piggy segments.

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Phil failed this challenge because he had to dig for the emails.

Ah, the ol' sour grapes.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Gee thanks, Phil. You're going to have us pay you to look like a bigger retard than usual.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

holy shit, he's literally just lost in his own delusional world of lies.

- trolls made it impossible for him to get sponsorships
- people who got GoW early are paid shills
- people who got GoW early are doing good cause it helps people know how the game performs
- people who got GoW early are ruining it
- reviewers shouldn't get GoW early
- Indie reviewers should get GoW early
- only special people who "get the bag" (put effort and have initiative to get paid) got it, he's real and doesn't do that
- he doesn't get these offers
- he got 5 this morning
- he gets them all the time
- gets asked to read the 5 and he'll get $100
- can't find the emails he just deleted this morning
- gets a ton of these all the time
- reads 2 generic emails that are just spam along the lines of people trying to get in touch with you about your car warranty
- totally has a ton of these

the insanity saga is starting to pick up again

 

[Lord_Point]

View attachment 3827190Get fucked jelous piggy.
He also does not care while having NUMEROUS jelous piggy segments.

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Phil failed this challenge because he had to dig for the emails.

Yeah take that piggy! Some retard gave you $10 dollars to prove a point and you just ignored him and took his money! I bet DSP is punching air so hard right now!

 

[Gramh]

I don't like shills. I hate that the trolls won't let me shill. I need shills to tell me what to play. Shills are idiots. I am not an idiot, i'm real an honest. People don't like honesty. I'm not a bad person, I just tell it like it is even though it makes me a bad person to honestly feel that way. I turn down shilling opportunities all the time to be the most honest person on the internet. Trolls won't let me shill. I hate shills.

Yeah take that piggy! Some retard gave you $10 dollars to prove a point and you just ignored him and took his money! I bet DSP is punching air so hard right now!

You tell 'em chief, you're certainly not punching air that DSP is making more money than you.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I am going to take so many fucking bags today.

 

[Brother Wind]

Man this has been a peak prestream. Deep, deep, deep jealousy. Fucking going in deep on being toxic towards Twitch. Getting baited by his paypigs. Just classic shit today.

 

[Balr0g]

I guess there won't be any interview coming soon given how he has just shown his usual toxic behaviour. And "no beg November2 is also already done. I love it. Ahhh i love it

 

[McMangus]

Mango is my favorite wheelchair now after that email bait. That was amazing

 

[Wasabi Panda]

the best part is this mental patient literal man with a child's mind, goes through his history with twitch after being baited and say things that should have been massive red flags that he, not his trolls, but HE HIMSELF isn't "advertiser friendly".

Like mother fuckers says things even SBM could see it and connect the dots but phil's such a retard, like literally retarded, he can't put 2 and 2 together.

 

[Lord_Point]

You tell 'em chief, you're certainly not punching air that DSP is making more money than you.

Hey man, you want to give DSP money for gay ops then thats your bag, but lets not pretend this was some huge own. He claimed he deleted the emails, called the guy overly sensitive, and then got another 5 dollar tip from the same guy as a thank you for trying to find the emails.

DSP probably really does get sponsership offers from marketing companies. Im sure his channel has enough views/subs to end up on cold contact lists that marketers use. Could he actually get these sponserships? Probably not, if he said he was interested then the marketers or company that hired them would probably do research and decline the partnership.