Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Is there a poll where we can vote for how long this will last?

Also these are apparently the terms of divorce for women in Kuwait.
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If they divorce at least Chantal keeps the kids! Oh wait...
I think you're reading that backwards. If the condition is for a woman to relinquish her rights to property and assets (but not custody of children), it means she doesn't relinquish custody (at least by necessity).
 
This is what I don't get. This guy is her newly wed soulmate that she flew thousands of miles overseas to meet. Why is she not spending every moment with him fucking like rabbits? A happy newlywed wouldn't waste time bitching on the internet. Why doesn't she go suck his dick or something?
This is a real life soap opera that Chantal is constructing. She knows this guy wants a green card. I don't think she's genuinely stupid, she's just a narcissist who lives for our attention. Plus she got to see Kuwait. She'll bring him home, he'll get residency, they'll divorce, she'll eat noodles and cry.
 
This is what I don't get. This guy is her newly wed soulmate that she flew thousands of miles overseas to meet. Why is she not spending every moment with him fucking like rabbits? A happy newlywed wouldn't waste time bitching on the internet. Why doesn't she go suck his dick or something?
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say this guy doesn't want to fuck her. This is the woman that gushed to us in amazement after using a bidet for the first time that after using it, was like the toilet filled again. Her ass produces some unholy shit sangria (I'm sorry to sangria lovers). Even if he was to close his eyes and think of the red and white flag, he needs to get hard and..... she's just gross.

I don't necessarily believe he's gay. I think we're just used to guys in North America dressing like shit so when a man makes an effort, we assume he's gay.
 
You guys are all wrong. This is true love! This man saw a tub of lard half a world away, watched Jim Carrey movies with her over the internet for two weeks, and fell madly in love with her for her wit, quirkiness, and willingness to adopt a new personality as a demure Muslim woman and budding health fanatic. He understood that her past was in her past. It's like a fairytale.
 
What....is that?
Some sort of whole fish stuffed with lemon wedges and baked. Sea Bream, Sea Bass or Pomfret at a guess.
You must eat some weird beef my dude, that was clearly fish.
Oh, I see. Fish, eh? Do camels even eat fish? Cuz it looks like it dropped out of a camel's ass and then was deep fried. Yummo!

Right there are the two words that are the only reason she's putting up with this charade - MY HUSBAND. Sham or not, she's finally got the one thing that she believes validates her entire existence.

Her elevator anxiety is strictly her being afraid she's over the weight limit.

So this week, the BK chicken burger "slaps," things are "yummy," bathrooms are now "lavatories," lines are "queues" and she loves crowds but he hates them. And there are inside places that are good for walking. Learning so much.

And that full body shot of her, it looks like someone threw a tarp over a mailbox. Refrigerator box.

He turned the comments off. He's learning.
FTFY.
 
I’m feeling really attacked right now.

All self-referential jest aside, this is a good point. It would help if the essayists among us edited themselves a bit. We can hold forth when she collapses on one of Salah’s death marches into the desert. Plenty of time for essays when she is dead.
Where in the hell are all of the essays on Life By Jen then?
 
Unlike some of the jerks here, I'm willing to help you out. Let's see...

The gaps between videos are the result of Chantal's noticing that you had lost interest and quit following. She made a community post saying, "If that beezer RussianBlonde isn't PERSONALLY going to watch my content, there's no joy in creating it anymore, fuck it". You know how she is with community posts, though. It was quickly deleted when she realized you wouldn't see it anyway, considering you're far too cool and high-minded to keep up with her antics.

Peetz joined the Army and deployed to Ukraine, where he was promptly taken out by spetsnaz commandos for acting like a total faggot. I actually don't even think he made it off the plane. I heard that Putin is developing a new kind of shit-seeking missile technology, and it just locked in on him as soon as he was within range. I almost feel bad for the poor guy, he didn't stand a chance. Last I heard, Vladimir Putin was on the shortlist for the Nobel Peace Prize for this extraordinary contribution to all of humankind.

Nader, who you so crudely deride as "the crackhead ex-boyfriend" got clean and is now a highly in-demand motivational speaker, teaching schoolchildren in a hip and engaging, yet age-appropriate way, that "there's no hope with dope".

Regarding your observation concerning the obesity rate in Kuwait, that is an insight that has not totally been discussed ad nauseam in this thread for literally the entire time Chinny has been there. Well done and thank you for your contribution.

Hope that helps! Do let me know if you have any other thought-provoking questions. I think they're definitely a constructive addition to the thread!

Wow, you so got me with that witty sarcasm of yours, I was in this thread since 2017 when it was first created, you were still a reddit mod at that time preaching body positivity weren't you?

I know you wanted to shine but I already got my summary, judging by the butthurt responses so far, all the benjamins on here will continue to be upset over someone asking a question and they will add on more garbage essay posts to this thread making it even more difficult to read.

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Wow, you so got me with that witty sarcasm of yours, I was in this thread since 2017 when it was first created, you were still a reddit mod at that time preaching body positivity weren't you?

I know you wanted to shine but I already got my summary, judging by the butthurt responses so far, all the benjamins on here will continue to be upset over someone asking a question and they will add on more garbage essay posts to this thread making it even more difficult to read.

:story:
Well, sweaty, I've been here a month longer than you and I know better than to be a lazy fuck and expect everyone to spoon feed information to me. The entire thread is here for your perusal.

Quit being a lazy (and arrogant) faggot and do your own legwork.

And BTW, Thomas Eugene Paris might not have been in this thread "as long" as you but I've seen him/her contribute plenty. Frankly, this is the first I've ever seen your sorry ass. Lurk more or participate more. Just please shut the fuck up otherwise.
 
Wow, you so got me with that witty sarcasm of yours, I was in this thread since 2017 when it was first created, you were still a reddit mod at that time preaching body positivity weren't you?

I know you wanted to shine but I already got my summary, judging by the butthurt responses so far, all the benjamins on here will continue to be upset over someone asking a question and they will add on more garbage essay posts to this thread making it even more difficult to read.

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Calm down dude. i know you of old too.... unexpected response from you. They made an effort to help you. Appreciate that. Dislike. Carry on
 
Married in another country and still all she can do is post the same selfie photos. This woman is completely devoid of any substance.
"there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this-and I have, countless times in just about every act I've committed-and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing..."
 
I wonder if anyone has looked at Chantal waddling around and asked when the triplets are due?

Salad might be the best thing that has ever happened to her health wise if he keeps making her walk on a regular basis. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if he cuts off her access to fast food, starts rationing her food intake, takes her on forced marches through the desert and she ends up losing a couple hundred pounds? Can you imagine how insufferable a fit, healthy, normal weight Chantal would be? The level of smugness would be off the charts.
 
I wonder if anyone has looked at Chantal waddling around and asked when the triplets are due?

Salad might be the best thing that has ever happened to her health wise if he keeps making her walk on a regular basis. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if he cuts off her access to fast food, starts rationing her food intake, takes her on forced marches through the desert and she ends up losing a couple hundred pounds? Can you imagine how insufferable a fit, healthy, normal weight Chantal would be? The level of smugness would be off the charts.

She'd be smug until the loose skin starts blowing in the wind. Her body is ruined regardless and will forever be one of the many chips on her shoulder.
 
lmao we know the kitchen chair is still in Ottawa she isn't even sitting down

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she's a SANDGOBLIN
I think she’s one of the primordial forms of Shai-Hulud.

The Lulz must flow.
 
More than likely she told him to quit his menial job and she will support him just like she did with Nader. That's the only way she can keep a man.....keep them financially dependent on her.

I honestly believe Salad was sent here by Allah to expose Chantal's faggiest haters.

The Lolcow world was never meant to have the haters be more sad and desperate than the cow.

Over the years, Chantal's worst haters have proven they are not hating on the anti-social behavior that Kiwifarms is meant to prevent from becoming normal. They are actually jealous of her disgusting lifestyle.

This has become more and more apparent as you see what they complain about.

She was eating 6000 calories in a sitting while wearing a bra and self-stained underwear, spilling on herself and blacking out on every drug imaginable, slurring her slurs and it was absolutely disgusting behavior.

BUT, I couldn't help shake the feeling that the vitriol in a lot of the comments wasn't matching up exactly with the crimes. Turns out half of you people were actually just mad that you couldn't afford to eat takeout paneer 4 times a day. Imagine being deep down jealous of Chantal, and instead of fixing it, you publicly broadcast it.

She stops binge eating on cam, covers herself up (fucking finally), stopped showing up on cam so drugged up Peetz became the responsive one, and some of you (and you know who you are, and more importantly WE know who you are) started REACHING for the most ridiculous of complaints.

"Oh...uh...she doesn't even know what the hijab means!" (As if they do).

"She is culturally appropriating! You can't just convert to Islam because you feel like it!"

"Oh, Kuwait is too hot for her, she will swest all over her hijab and disgrave it! she's delusional"

I know, i know, you just really have a moral problem with Candian fatties taking advantage of wealthy Kuwaity nationals...they're so oppressed!

WTF are you people babbling about? Why don't you take a 10 minute break from your made up moral outrage and just give her a week or two to give you an actual reason again so you could at least keep up the facade.
 
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