Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[grapeshark77]

Based on what I've seen so far, both sides got some big wins and a few upsets, Decent news for some Repubs/some Dems and pretty much consistent with the way these midterms go. No Blue Wave, no Red Wave (although House/Senate probably heading Red, as expected by everyone except Pat).

Pat doesn't do nuance so I assume the Elon tweets will begin again tomorrow morning. Sleep well, patriots.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

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conservative btw

 

[Nod Flenders]

conservative btw

Don't forget, he's still fat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Irish probably kicked his ass in school.

"TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA, YE FATARSE PIG!"

 

[Meriasek]

Don't forget, he's still fat.

He does conserve a lot of energy in those mountains of lard.

 

[Associate Rick]

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Begin what again? Idly tweeting from under the fart blanket?

 

[Helvetia]

Someone please lie to me and tell me this isn’t how fatrick thinks you pleasure women, i feel oddly violated and he’s not even touched me

 

[Meriasek]

Someone please lie to me and tell me this isn’t how fatrick thinks you pleasure women, i feel oddly violated and he’s not even touched me

Pretty sure he's trying to be funny by not only going along with The Shocker, but also adding the "little man in the boat" and thus his thumb. Pretty sure these kind of jokes are part of his "super macho personality" he claims to have.
Only problem is that nobody would be surprised if he actually thought that this was the way to do it, and nobody thinks this fat faggot with bitch tits is macho in any way.

 

[AnOminous]

Nice pig hoof, stupid.

When someone is so fucking fat you can tell even by just looking at his cloven hoof.

 

[bile demon]

"You know what, with all the insanity of the past couple years, I've really become what you'd call a single issue voter."

"Oh, I can totally understand that, the world does seem to be getting crazier at an ever increasing pace. So, what's the issue that you find the most pressing? The skyrocketing inflation? The nonsensical lockdowns and vaccine mandates? The looming threat of Americans being sent into yet another pointless war? The ever growing totalitarianism and suppression of free speech and personal liberty spearheaded by those who proclaim themselves the guardians of democracy?"



"Making a fat faggot with bitch tits mad."

 

[get-tar manajerk]

"The little man in the boat"

Even when he's talking about a clit, his mind is on men. Little men.

 

[Broadside]

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Holy fuck this is more cringe than Hillary's "Pokémon Go to the polls!"

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

OH MY GOD

I would totally subscribe to a Pat’s Plays. He would play any multiplayer game and explain why ‘I didn’t die child, you died.‘

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

OH MY GOD

I would totally subscribe to a Pat’s Plays. He would play any multiplayer game and explain why ‘I didn’t die child, you died.‘

"LOOK HERE CHILD. look, listen. ignoring the stalkers does not fucking stop it. so close your infant mouth about advice you know nothing about."

 

[ShinyStar]

OH MY GOD

I would totally subscribe to a Pat’s Plays. He would play any multiplayer game and explain why ‘I didn’t die child, you died.‘

He just can't start it until after he's paid Quasi, because you know he's the type to start destroying property when the game doesn't go his way.

 

[Broadside]

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Pat, the "I'm a patriot, that's why I vote Democrat" meme is fucking dead. Democrats hate American after being pumped full of non-stip revisionism of history by propagandists at CNN and NBC. America was never great, it was founded as a slave colony, blah blah blah. Literally all I ever see or hear Dems talking about now is abortion and tranny bathrooms. And they wonder why they're losing. You even see them trying to push the "inflation was never an issue till Republicans told people it was an issue". The sheer tone deafness of their messaging is insane.

Nobody cares about muh patriotism Pat. You're preaching to nobody. And you're not in a war, you're a fucking peasant clicking a button to keep the other peasants placated as the bread and circuses dries up.

I voted! Yeah I'm sure it made a world of difference lmao

 

[Rakovnik]

Today's election has Patrick confident in calling the 2024 election





Bonus screenshot, he won't spend $8 on a checkmark (but $5000 to get his account back is fine)

 

[NotFatChild]

The star wars texting will continue until morale improves. Thanks ona.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's amazing how stubborn Pat is. He continues to prove the sunk cost fallacy right.

 

[Helvetia]

Today's election has Patrick confident in calling the 2024 election

I thought it was all but decided that 2024 was going to be Biden stepping down and Kamala taking his place.

Deciding elections is stupid anyway, everyone thought Brexit wouldn’t happen and it did. They thought Trump wouldn’t get in and it did. I remember all the way up until referendum day, every single news outlet in every language said the Swiss wouldn’t legalise gay marriage, even the SDP expressed their doubts and they were the ones pushing for it the hardest. 65% in favour. Election calling is dumb unless you’re delusional like fatty.