Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

On cohost, Fong-Jones joined a conversation about safe spaces on the platform.
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They jump from a site they turned into hugboxshithole to another site that is already a hugboxshithole and they still aren't satisfied and start crying and going paranoid.

Nothing is ever enough for these fucktards.

 

[FinnSven]

Indeed. True DID is so rare there's argument among Psychiatrists wether it actually even exists, but if you believe Troon Twitter bios it's as common as fucking left handedness.
Self diagnosis and the way they award themselves social credit points for all these "mental illnesses" is the most baffling thing about Zoomers.
Has to be the most absolute coddled, cucked faggot generation in history, full of people that would never have survived at any other point in human history.
Zoomers are what convinces me we are in the Decline stage of the Behavioral Sink from that Mouse Utopia experiment. We have all the signs, Zoomers are the "Beautiful Ones" or whatever the fuck he called the cucked mice that just faggoted out all day.

We need a good old war!

Not some high tech pressin’ buttons miles away from the front war, some good old school trench warfare, maybe a bit of medieval style combat and a bit of pike, shot, phalanx, and lead pipe war.

Essentially just a massive larp video game as that’s what the zoomers probably think war is like.

Most will die, but those that live will undoubtedly understand what is important in life.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Indeed. True DID is so rare there's argument among Psychiatrists wether it actually even exists, but if you believe Troon Twitter bios it's as common as fucking left handedness.
Self diagnosis and the way they award themselves social credit points for all these "mental illnesses" is the most baffling thing about Zoomers.
Has to be the most absolute coddled, cucked faggot generation in history, full of people that would never have survived at any other point in human history.
Zoomers are what convinces me we are in the Decline stage of the Behavioral Sink from that Mouse Utopia experiment. We have all the signs, Zoomers are the "Beautiful Ones" or whatever the fuck he called the cucked mice that just faggoted out all day.

I had never heard of that experiment so I looked it up.

Very interesting. The article talks about studies done in its aftermath in humans (college students in dorms). According to them it's not so much overcrowding as it is oversocialization and isolation. Again, it sounds like being terminally online is bad for people.

My friend is a therapist and she says a ton of her clients have lost social skills after going through this pandemic, which to me gives credence to the idea of isolation also destroying us.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

What about your itchy fingers, Elliot.

It's the second stage syphilis.

 

[AnOminous]

Shit back in the 90s lol you didn't need much. I remember being on my dad's work T1 and farting around on IRC I think it was and someone pissed me off and a simple pingflood resulted in "client disconnected" lol.

Remember when you could kick off half a channel just with +++ATH0?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Remember when you could kick off half a channel just with +++ATH0?

Or just by randomly posting "Alt-F4 fixes that"

 

[2525ABC]

Okay, now I'm terrible at math, absolutely suck cock when it comes to statistics, but even I'm not quite this dense. Unless I'm completely wrong, this proposition (if you roll 1,000 dice long enough, you will eventually roll all 6's) absolutely proves why this story is an obvious lie and utterly retarded.

My cobweb-infested memory thinks the number of possible outcomes of 1,000 dice rolls (using 6-sided dice) is 6^1000, or (according to Wolfram Alpha) approximately 1.4166102... × 10^778. It's a number that's 779 digits long. And only one outcome among all of those possibilities is one where every trial in 1,000 results in a 6.

Even if I've got it backwards, that's 1,000^6, or 1 × 10^18, or 1 quintillion. So "just" a one-in-one quintillion chance.

So this tranny is an absolute fucking idiot. Or I am if I've whiffed the math, I guess.

Late as hell, but the issue is that sibling trooning is not independent events - we have confounding factors from parental grooming, potential nonce uncle, community wokery, genetic deficiencies etc etc (personality disorder nature/nurture is still up in the air).

I might begin to be interested if the kids had been separated at birth to different CPS approved adoptive families in different areas and they still all trooned out. But mainly because the kids SHOULD have been taken to safety so experimental design wise it's a win win.

 

[FinnSven]

I had never heard of that experiment so I looked it up.

Very interesting. The article talks about studies done in its aftermath in humans (college students in dorms). According to them it's not so much overcrowding as it is oversocialization and isolation. Again, it sounds like being terminally online is bad for people.

My friend is a therapist and she says a ton of her clients have lost social skills after going through this pandemic, which to me gives credence to the idea of isolation also destroying us.

With literally no official qualification and only my own meandering opinion, I do believe that if not the “nuclear family” disappearing is the foundation of modern world social decline it is something more like a tribe or a village structure that is hastening this increase in mental illnesses.

Villages and tribes tended to look after their members, especially ones who were disabled, probably ones who were a bit odd, and bumped along nicely.

While morons who burble about the good old days in cities when things were better, they mostly mean essentially the same form of structure a village or tribe provided.
They talk about streets or estates knowing each other and looking out for one another.

A sense of local community.

Perhaps capitalism and a sense of individual destiny are to blame for reducing this, but one thing is for sure;

Morally twisted fuckers from the internet are not a substitute for local friends who correct behaviors, rather than recommend penis amputations or breast removal because someone has a moment of doubt.

 

[AnOminous]

Also known as: I self-diagnose

Also known as "made-up bullshit."

 

[*sigh*]

Jesus sheeple, open your eyes. It is obvious that Liz is a Transinator brought back in time to bootstrap Transnet. But he is not the first.

Look at Nulls trajectory from being a half assed forum owner to a chad internet master. Why? To create the impregnable Kiwi Farms network. Which is then co-opted into creating Transnet which enslaves mankind.

Soon Null will realize this truth and have to destroy KF, but when he does the whole trans contagion disappears, gas sells for less than $2 a gallon, and I can do a bump of cocaine without worrying about fentany.

Null, please accept your destiny!

In my timeline, the Ching-Chong bughive built COMPUTAS (Chinese Omniscient Monetary Program Ultra-large-scale Temporary Asset Supervisor.)
Elliot is the HITLER (Humanoid Televideo Learning Emotive Robot) sent back in time to grow a giant head for COMPUTAS to fit inside.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

According to them it's not so much overcrowding as it is oversocialization and isolation. Again, it sounds like being terminally online is bad for people.

I can believe that social skills get distorted from being online too much. Look at how easy it is to do certain stuff online at the press of a button: block someone, ignore someone, report someone, like a post, etc. Real life is far more nuanced and requires interaction that goes beyond rote button-pressing. People don't have to be social online if they don't want to be, so being social offline is a foreign concept to them that they can't grasp or comprehend.

LFJ behaves similarly, expecting immediate action on their online screeching, not realizing that real life doesn't function that way.

My friend is a therapist and she says a ton of her clients have lost social skills after going through this pandemic, which to me gives credence to the idea of isolation also destroying us.

Social isolation definitely sucks and makes it harder to interact with others moving forward. COVID didn't help with the social restrictions that forced people to be socially isolated - many of whom remained isolated for unhealthy extended periods of time thanks to restrictions that were extended indefinitely and unnecessarily.

LFJ spends so much time online, as exhibited by their posting frequency ever since the DKF crusade drew more attention to them, that they probably have no idea how to be socially graceful in offline settings involving people with whom they don't normally interact.

 

[AltisticRight]

Surely it can't get worse than this, I thought. This has to be the bottom of the barrel, I foolishly assumed.

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Okay, now I'm terrible at math, absolutely suck cock when it comes to statistics, but even I'm not quite this dense. Unless I'm completely wrong, this proposition (if you roll 1,000 dice long enough, you will eventually roll all 6's) absolutely proves why this story is an obvious lie and utterly retarded.

My cobweb-infested memory thinks the number of possible outcomes of 1,000 dice rolls (using 6-sided dice) is 6^1000, or (according to Wolfram Alpha) approximately 1.4166102... × 10^778. It's a number that's 779 digits long. And only one outcome among all of those possibilities is one where every trial in 1,000 results in a 6.

Even if I've got it backwards, that's 1,000^6, or 1 × 10^18, or 1 quintillion. So "just" a one-in-one-quintillion chance.

So this tranny is an absolute fucking idiot. Or I am if I've whiffed the math, I guess.

Statistics sperg here, I have a paper which is worth less than toilet paper but it proves I'm qualified I guess.

So a 6 is 1/6 and the chance of that happening on all 1000 dice is 1/6^1000 which is um, I have no idea, what is 7.059*10^-779?
Anyway, that's one person rolling 1000 dice once.

Now, let's say everyone on the planet does this once, do times that tiny number by the number of trials which is 8 billion, or 8,000,000,000, 8 followed by 9 zeros. So the chance of getting all 6 is 5.6473*10^-770. No idea what this number is, it's raised to the power of -770 or basically 0.

Let's now claim it takes 5 seconds to roll one dice, wait for it to settle and determine the number. Well, actually let's just say we're able to roll all 1000 dice at the same time. We have built an LGBTQAIDSportal that infinitely spawns fair dice and there's a sensor that captures the number shown instantaneously, transfer speeds are zero, which is a number smaller than whatever raised to -770. Infants? Kids? Old gramps in an ICU on life support? Nah, roll that dice.

So 5 seconds for 1000 dice rolls. There's 87400 seconds in a day for 17480 dice rolls. So, sleeping takes 8 hours... No, scrap that. Let's additionally assume that our corporate capitalist overlords created some kind of device and now we're required to do this 24 hours a day and 7 days a week.

So, we can roll 1000 dice 17480*365 times which is 7,380,200 dice rolls of 1000 times per person per year. This means one year of the world doing nothing but rolling 1000 dice, there's a 3.6031*10^-763 chance for someone to get all 6.

Roll dice for 100,000 years, the figure becomes 3.6031*10^-758. So if the entire world's population is 8 billion and all of us roll dice for 100,000 years, the chance of getting all 6 is 1 in 36031 followed by over 750 zeros.

Hell, let's say the Earth is 4.6 billion years old and humans have roamed the planet since the Big Bang, and we hunted dinosaurs and there's always been 8 billion of us. It's just that Mossad funded Jewish scientists and the Freemason illuminati are using Rothschild space lasers to modify our minds. Times the number up there by 4.6 billion and it's still 1.657*10 TO THE NEGATIVE FUCKING SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY-TWO, you retarded troon.

The chance of winning the Powerball is 1 in 292,000,000. Getting struck by lighting is 1/15500 and getting hit by a meteorite is 6.3 in 10 million. So the chance of anyone to win the Powerball and then get struck by lighting followed by getting hit by a meteorite is 1.392*10^-19. For this happen to anyone on the planet assuming we all buy the powerball once, that's 1.1136 in a billion, which is a more feasible number than whatever one in seven hundred and fifty zeros we have above there.

Now, assuming the chance of a troon committing suicide is 41%, for that to happen to every troon in a group of 1000 troons, that's 6.0793 in 10^388, which is more than twice as likely.

Summing up, this troon is fucking retarded and should go back to high school.

 

[Markass the Worst]

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Cohost will become a safe space for lolicons/shotacons, or at least could be since they are considering unbanning drawn CP.

 

[Duskmeister]

Summing up, this troon is fucking retarded and should go back to high school.

Well, color me shocked!

On a more serious note, I feel like Dong Gone Fong's time in the spotlight is coming to a close. Outside of his increasingly pathetic attempts to get the farms yeeted from the internet and his horrifying visage (I honestly don't know how he hasn't tried to scam his followers for surgery money yet to get that fixed. Or maybe he has, in which case HAHAHAHA YWNBAW), DFG is basically every angry troon on the internet. He's practically the embodiment of the archetype: insufferable, mentally derranged, hilariously overconfident, and with more skeletons in his closet than Heinrich Himmler. And now that he's privated his twitter we don't even have the satisfaction of watching him REEEEE when the T1 ISPs inevitably tell him to go pound sand, unless someone wants to get going on some psyops.

Oh well. At least Sinseer is somehow more of a brainless moron than Elliot so I can enjoy watch his flailing instead.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I would like to present @AltisticRight this certificate unsuitable for framing for his amazing math Foo



7.059*10^-779 hours in mspaint plz no booly

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Well, color me shocked!

On a more serious note, I feel like Dong Gone Fong's time in the spotlight is coming to a close. Outside of his increasingly pathetic attempts to get the farms yeeted from the internet and his horrifying visage (I honestly don't know how he hasn't tried to scam his followers for surgery money yet to get that fixed. Or maybe he has, in which case HAHAHAHA YWNBAW), DFG is basically every angry troon on the internet. He's practically the embodiment of the archetype: insufferable, mentally derranged, hilariously overconfident, and with more skeletons in his closet than Heinrich Himmler. And now that he's privated his twitter we don't even have the satisfaction of watching him REEEEE when the T1 ISPs inevitably tell him to go pound sand, unless someone wants to get going on some psyops.

Oh well. At least Sinseer is somehow more of a brainless moron than Elliot so I can enjoy watch his flailing instead.

I think this thread hit its peak when it came out about Chairman Brickfaces consent accidents troubles.

 

[AltisticRight]

Well, color me shocked!

On a more serious note, I feel like Dong Gone Fong's time in the spotlight is coming to a close. Outside of his increasingly pathetic attempts to get the farms yeeted from the internet and his horrifying visage (I honestly don't know how he hasn't tried to scam his followers for surgery money yet to get that fixed. Or maybe he has, in which case HAHAHAHA YWNBAW), DFG is basically every angry troon on the internet. He's practically the embodiment of the archetype: insufferable, mentally derranged, hilariously overconfident, and with more skeletons in his closet than Heinrich Himmler. And now that he's privated his twitter we don't even have the satisfaction of watching him REEEEE when the T1 ISPs inevitably tell him to go pound sand, unless someone wants to get going on some psyops.

Oh well. At least Sinseer is somehow more of a brainless moron than Elliot so I can enjoy watch his flailing instead.

Not even kidding, this really is high school (year 8 or 9) level probability, just with massive numbers. It's no different to "what's the chance of getting all 3 heads in 3 coin flips", it's not even binomial theorem shit which is also taught in high school. It was more difficult to explain Dream's cheating scandal to the layman, where morons used the same argument of "if long enough", which is the trademark of "I don't know what I'm talking about".

>Clearly you don't have a grasp on statistical modelling.
Statement made by a troon who probably doesn't know what a p-value is.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

You really have to wonder why the Dongster suddenly sounds so desperate to take down KF. Like there must be something besides ‘they’re TRANSPHOBES’ driving him to beg and grovel to every contact he knows (or wishes he knew) like this.

What is he trying so desperately to hide?

There are several reasons he wants us wiped off of the internet, and you're correct in assuming it's not just "muh transphobia" driving it.

Elliot is, from what we've heard and seen about his personality both on and offline, an incredibly nasty individual. He's an egocentric, malignant narcissist who doesn't tolerate even the slightest remark that goes against his fragile ego. That's why this thread makes him seethe so hard. Twitter is his home field, and there he's allowed to control the discourse surrounding him down to the slightest detail, backed up by a legion of tranny jannie moderators to ban evil transphobes whenever they appear. This forum is different, it allows completely free discussion of ideas and is full of mockery and derision, towards his deviant sexual proclivities, horrendous appearance and unbearable personality. As a narcissist it likely drives him mad reading through this thread, which we know he does as much like Boogie2988 and Sinseer, he NEEDS to see what people are saying about him at all times to maintain some form of mental control over the situation.

What's pushed him to keep it up for over half a decade trying to get rid of us (especially now that he has his own thread) is our exhaustive cataloguing of his various dubious acts. The OP of this thread alone contains archived, indisputable proof that Elliot is an admitted rapist, and was (albeit not heavily) involved in the Trans Lifeline, a fraudulent trans youth charity somewhat recently outed for being full of sex offenders and thieves. This is what really ruins him. Not only are we incredibly autistic about archiving and preserving this information, but our forum is public and ties to his real full name and dox meaning that there's no easy escape or solution. He's used to having full control over his image, being an uwu precious trans woman just trying to survive on Twitter, when the reality is that he's a dangerous rapist and regularly engages in shady behavior (like using an official Google e-mail address to threaten us even after his employment at the company ended.)

He hates us and stays viciously angry because we're allowed to call him the names we do and make fun of his appearance, but more than anything he's scared because he knows that we know the truth about him, and that keeps him up at night. It drives him to make sure we can never spread the word about what he's done to the people around him.

But we're here forever, and so is he.

 

[Pee Cola]

It's such a shapely chin tho.

Very true. Square is a shape.

On a more serious note, I feel like Dong Gone Fong's time in the spotlight is coming to a close.

I wish I shared your optimism. Elliot William Fong is one social media's most noxious unflushable turds, right up there with Vordrak and Keffals.

That said, this behavior is less heinous than rape, which is what he allegedly did to at least one of his colleagues when he worked at Google under the name Liz Fong-Jones. I wonder if any consent accidents have occurred since he gained employment with Honeycomb.io?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Very true. Square is a shape.

I was talking about Jersh's jaw not Minecraft Steve.

It was not clear from the quote I'll give you. No way would I risk deviant ratings for quasi-thirst posts about that freak.