Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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If Lucas comes clean, exposes all the gayops and swatting under the direction of Elliot "consent accident" Fong and just conceded that he was wrong to blame us for all the rubbish he did to himself and retract his slander of Destiny, his thread will die. He's not interesting, he's pathetic and really his existence is just sad. He's done nothing to improve his own situation and as a lot of us correctly predicted, he was nothing but a fallguy for Elliot who's doing all the nasty illegal rubbish. Elliot is also a hardline racist that thinks anything to harm White people is justified because [insert leftist brainrot here].
(Racism is power plus privilege in this case. A millionaire slit-eyed tampon-face has less privilege than Cletus from Trailer Troon, sure.)

Elliot's simps want some kind of evidence to prove he's orchestrating the DDoS, or at least he's aware of the people doing it. Sure, I would like evidence of one the following before I present mine:
- Kiwifarms is behind any swatting/food deliveries
- Byuu is dead

Not too much to ask for. Show me some form of evidence of either and I'll present mine.

Lucas is a sad, balding, hunchbacked little man with nothing to offer. If he 41% by driving a tank into a lake, I will personally set up a business in China to export chemicals for DIY HRT.
 
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Isn't that tard FPSRussia still around? He had some crossovers with other semi-famous youtubers and lolcows before.
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Funnily enough he gets teased by the PKA (his podcast) community for being in the closet over his interest in femboys and trans men like F1NNSTER and one called Lumi, so Keffals may be right up his alley.
 
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KEFFALS BLINK FAST THREE TIMES IF YOU ARE BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT
(he is streaming right now and keeps looking at someone off camera like this constantly, this seriously feels like a forced positivity stream after that last incident)
edit: He's also tweaking out extra hard and just forgot if September comes before or after August. Jesus Christ what is going on with him
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Something Awful said:
lmao, it's so fucking obvious Lucas is fiending to get back on Twitter

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But people might be mean to him there, so he has to stay in his Discord hugbox that he can fully control. Very sad.
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It activates my Sharten-Freud that after all his blustering about Kiwi Farms driving him off the Internet and out of the country due to bullying, and parroting the “Kiwis bully Trans Women to Death” talking points….even to the point where mainstream media is now parroting these points…

It’s the fucking trans community itself literally bullying Lucas off social media. Even to the point where he’s saying live on Twitch that “trans communities are bullying him worse than Kiwi Farms”. Even after he tried to destroy this website, trannies are still worse.

What more is there to say. Idiot, is any of this going through your thick skull. You’re the one who enabled these people and put all your chips down on defending the trans community. Did it ever occur to you that you’re on the wrong side while you were lying through your teeth?

All you’ve done is make it harder for you to shitpost, say edgy jokes, and made vicious censorious Karens have more power, on a level not seen on the Internet yet.

Great job, buddy. You did it. Good fucking work.

This will never teach him anything of course, because leftists never learn, and he’s got “Sunk Cock Fallacy” (the tranny version of Sunk Cost Fallacy, where the cost is your penis being cut off).

Fucking retards. Really.
 
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jimmybags said:
Funnily enough he gets teased by the PKA (his podcast) community for being in the closet over his interest in femboys and trans men like F1NNSTER and one called Lumi, so Keffals may be right up his alley.
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These faggots are degenerate as fuck. Kyle is a fucking faggot, and Wingo is unironically less annoying than any of them.
 
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Apparently during this stream he is hanging framed fanart in that gap on the right. He claims not to be hanging this one because "didn't have a frame for it"; I think he just doesn't want the phrase "Josh Moon having gay sex nudes" in the background of every stream :story: Also plans to do video essays standing in front of the fanart but doesn't want to be called a Breadtuber.
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"woman" This stream will be a true treasure trove of hunchback man body screenshots.
edit: "I am not AGP, I am HSTS". Keffals is now discussing Blanchard onstream and referring to his theory as "transgender horoscopes".
 
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Something Awful said:
lmao, it's so fucking obvious Lucas is fiending to get back on Twitter

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But people might be mean to him there, so he has to stay in his Discord hugbox that he can fully control. Very sad.
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Like someone else said, Lucas really thinks that twitter is the whole internet. How he is this dense/close minded no one knows. That is just unfathomable to think someone is that stupid.
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
Like someone else said, Lucas really thinks that twitter is the whole internet. How he is this dense/close minded no one knows. That is just unfathomable to think someone is that stupid.
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Tweeter is the largest and easiest way to get the dopamine hits. Updoots, retwats and all the other bird shit, all to thousands of other trannies and terminally retarded stink ditch simps.
 
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Lucas' live now.
www.twitch.tv

I have something important to show you - keffals on Twitch

keffals went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Just Chatting VOD now.
www.twitch.tv www.twitch.tv

Please draw your attention to 34:35 where he displays his "Bussolini" drawing from that yoloswag drawfag. Lucas, the eternal retard, did not think to remove the original packaging or mask off the handwritten address at the back.
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Looks like it says
CLARA "BUSSOLINI" SORRENTI
156 Centre St, London
ONTARIO CANADA
N6J 1T5

which is his previous known address.

If we are to believe that this yoloswag person emailed the sketch to Lucas while he was still aboard (either in NI or USA), it would probably make sense that the package was sent to that address and not the new one.
Or... 🤔

Oh well, good job at being a retard in any case, Lucas.
 
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Lucas asked people not to look up how much his chair costs, so of course I did.

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Please donate more so I can fight oppression and overthrow capitalism!
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Between this chair and the $1400 IP2 backpack he never uses, that's $3,400 of his GoFundMe we know will never benefit the trans community, a rare Lucas W in my book. For that kind of money, a doctor would hack off at least one testicle or tit.
 
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Tbf he has really bad posture to the extent it's given him a hunchback, he probably has back pain, so its at least some of that money he misappropriated well spent, and it's only troons he stole off, if they're dumb enough to donate to him it's their problem, I'm not gonna begrudge him a decent chair if it helps fix that gross hunch so I don't have to look at it.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Tbf he has really bad posture to the extent it's given him a hunchback, he probably has back pain, so its at least some of that money he misappropriated well spent, and it's only troons he stole off, if they're dumb enough to donate to him it's their problem, I'm not gonna begrudge him a decent chair if it helps fix that gross hunch so I don't have to look at it.
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Yeah, an ergonomic chair that's good for his posture is one of the things he actually needs, unlike cheap prostitute clothes, fast foods and drugs.
I do question the choice of buying a "gamer chair" though. Those things tend to cost way more than office chairs that function exactly the same but do not have a stupid logo.
 
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