Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

That's not something that would benefit Elliot. If Elliot had actual dirt on others, they could have easily leveraged it into a settlement payout, especially from a company as big as Google. Even if they couldn't, getting fired means google would have to provide a severance package or Elliot could end up getting unemployment on their dime through the government.

Elliot could easily have been told to resign for a multitude of reasons, but if I were to take a blind shot in the dark; this could easily be connected to the "consent accident", I couldn't be fucked to check when it was, but requesting an offending worker resign and sign an NDA as part of a court settlement is pretty common tho..
Wow that is not how it works in most places, I don't know about the crazy employment laws California has though. Most places if you're fired with cause you don't get UI or any payouts. Plus you basically can't use them as a reference or really should put that on your resume at all. He made everything so public though that it was hopeless to try to lie about it. I think if he had real dirt on bosses/coworkers it's more likely they just wanted to get rid of him without a bunch of hassle. You see this a lot with higher up C-types that leave for 'family reasons' or 'health concerns' when it's really about some sex scandal.
 
I don't know about the crazy employment laws California has though.
California is an at-will state, so they could have fired him without giving any reason.

This definitely reads like a jump-before-pushed scenario, though. A large company, like google, would have internal processes that it would follow prior to termination, simply because they would want to have all their bases covered against potential lawsuits. Given what we know about Elliot, he was almost certain on that track when he resigned. He was clearly acting well outside his responsibilities and was likely causing significant workplace conflict with his behaviour. He would have known he was on a disciplinary track, because they generally tell you about such things at the start.
 
These people think 'ooh I sometimes have trouble concentrating' = ADHD.

It's like feeling anxious sometimes or wanting to keep your DVDs alphabetised doesn't mean you have diagnosable anxiety or OCD.

As someone with a very close friend that struggled with OCD for years, people claiming they're "OCD" because of <insert bullshit reason here> piss me off to no end. He used to have to go back into his room seven+ times to make sure he actually turned the light off. He would make food in the oven, and then have to check over and over (like every ten minutes for hours) that the oven was turned off. He'd wash his hands multiple times "just to be sure" they were clean, to the point that he'd be washing his hands for 20+ minutes. He also had weird obsessions with food (but I won't get into those). When he told me all of this, he did so with tears in his eyes. It genuinely hurt him to admit all of this to me.

So when some cunt is like "lmao I have to make sure everything's lined up just right, I'm sooooo OCD" I want to punch them in the throat. It's not a quirk and it's not fun, it's a debilitating mental illness that dominates your life. You shouldn't be proud to have OCD, you should want to fix it because it is a fucking problem.

The same goes for all of the other mental illnesses that these retards like to bandy about like they're a badge of honor: just because you're anxious about a job interview doesn't mean you have anxiety, every fucking person on earth is anxious before an important event like that. Just because you sometimes talk to yourself doesn't mean you're schizo, everyone talks to themselves every now and then. Just because you're in a funk doesn't mean you're suffering from clinical depression, everyone has low periods in their life. Selling normal human experiences and feelings as though they're "mental illness" only serves to cheapen the people that actually suffer through those illnesses. I mean, if someone lies about having cancer they rightfully get called out for it: I fail to see why that same standard isn't held up for mental illness. Shit makes me sick.

For those curious about my friend: he's doing great, and has been for years. He got help through therapy, and now has ways of dealing with his compulsions. I'm very proud of him. :feels:
 
California is an at-will state, so they could have fired him without giving any reason.

This definitely reads like a jump-before-pushed scenario, though. A large company, like google, would have internal processes that it would follow prior to termination, simply because they would want to have all their bases covered against potential lawsuits. Given what we know about Elliot, he was almost certain on that track when he resigned. He was clearly acting well outside his responsibilities and was likely causing significant workplace conflict with his behaviour. He would have known he was on a disciplinary track, because they generally tell you about such things at the start.

Even if the subject of disciplinary action voluntarily leaves their job before an investigation is properly concluded, it's not like those investigations just stop right there. They just make note of you quitting and then continue investigating through the trail you left behind at your old job (of which, your old employer will definitely have a lot to look through).

Here's a minor example from when I worked retail:

Employee A is an intolerable dickhead to staff, but management has historically let it slide because he's always gotten positive feedback from customers and sales numbers were always above average.

Employee B is a new hire who requests assistance from Employee A while he's talking to a customer. Employee A forgets he's in front of a customer and tells Employee B to fuck off. Employee B tells direct supervisor about this, but direct supervisor doesn't do anything because top employee. Customer leaves negative survey noting Employee A's unprofessional behaviour, which management does notice. They give Employee A a stern warning, but nothing changes because first offence.

Employee B is livid that no proper disciplinary action was taken because literally everyone in the store hates Employee A for being a fuckwad and if anyone else did the same thing, they would've been fired on the spot. Employee B even notes other coworkers giving examples of named staff let go for much less in recent history prior to your hire.

Employee B files an anonymous HR tip on the corporate ethics portal. Now we have external third party independent of store drama investigating Employee A. Management notifies Employee A, and shockingly, Employee A quits by next week. Due to obligations of confidentiality among staff, no one discusses HR investigations as they're happening. But let's assume that for the rest of this story, this is what HR discovered:

As it would happen, Employee A was also ringing up tons of transactions under other peoples' sales numbers. You're supposed to log off from your register before passing it over to another sales rep, but obviously this doesn't happen as much as it should because of the pace of retail. This went well beyond simple "taking advantage of coworker neglect." He was actively using other peoples' numbers regularly to ring up "bad" sales (i.e. shitty recommendations that get refunded within a week) while only ringing up "good" sales under his number.

Employee A's usage of other peoples' numbers was documented as far back as the year prior when the electronic receipt records actually just stop. So for all we know, Employee A could've been doing this type of thing for much longer because he was there for years. So now, we have empirical evidence of a "top" employee actually being a dirty, unethical slimeball who has no regard for his own team.

While the obligations of confidentiality are still "technically" in effect, the reality of the situation at hand is that Employee A is more than likely gonna get tons of bad references if people actually start digging through his employment history.
 
California is an at-will state, so they could have fired him without giving any reason.

This definitely reads like a jump-before-pushed scenario, though. A large company, like google, would have internal processes that it would follow prior to termination, simply because they would want to have all their bases covered against potential lawsuits. Given what we know about Elliot, he was almost certain on that track when he resigned. He was clearly acting well outside his responsibilities and was likely causing significant workplace conflict with his behaviour. He would have known he was on a disciplinary track, because they generally tell you about such things at the start.
LFJ was one of the agitators that was causing a massive political rift inside Google after the 2016 election. After employees forced Google to drop a military AI project and cost them a ton of income, management decided to reign them in, and start dumping the disruptive ones.
 
Google didn't fire Elliot, he quit his job.
He posted a copy of his resignation letter:
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It was posted on the 2nd of Jan 2019 and in it you'll see that he left Google on the 25th of Feb 2019 (Wed) and already started the next day as a Developer Advocate at Hound Technology Inc which is Honeycomb.
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So maybe he felt that it was coming but it seems that he planned it pretty well and wasn't a single day without work.

An article about Elliot written by Elliot: Google workers lost a leader but the fight will continue.
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Edit - Google employees used an anonymous app called Blind (no pun intended) and it seems that quite a few were celebrating his decision. Elliot found out while still working
at Google and contacted Gizmodo to cry about it. This Gizmodo article was posted on the 1st of Feb 2019 (he left on the 25th)
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Imagine writing an article about yourself and you quiting your job and calling yourself a leader.

11/10 narcissism.
 
LFJ was one of the agitators that was causing a massive political rift inside Google after the 2016 election. After employees forced Google to drop a military AI project and cost them a ton of income, management decided to reign them in, and start dumping the disruptive ones.
Yeah, he was shitting on google for a while.
It seems that it reached its climax during 2018 and then yeah, he quit his job.

Here are some examples (there is moar)
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I have receipts:
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Again, I've got a nice backlog with receipts:
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Yep lol unlike normies and even most people with half a fucking clue on technology, us Kiwis know how to keep our private information SEPARATE AND PRIVATE from one of the last few places on the entire Internet we can openly mock their mental illnesses.
I don't even do stuff attached to my real name and business on this computer I have a laptop I use for work.
I keep my shit compartmentalized.
Im my own boss so its not like they could get me fired but its a good habit to get into.
I've learned watching idiots get doxed by making dumb mistakes.
One thing this place teaches you is InfoSec, a lot of users are older anyway and we grew up in a time it was hammered into you to not reveal personal info online, before the social media craze.
 
more than likely gonna get tons of bad references if people actually start digging through his employment history.
Conveniently, he had a job lined up and ready to go the moment he left, which he presumably got through nepotism. No references needed. As for the future, that's probably why he's trying to get KF scrubbed from the net. As long as we're around, any potential future employer would take one look at his web presence and run to the ends of the earth.
 
Conveniently, he had a job lined up and ready to go the moment he left, which he presumably got through nepotism. No references needed. As for the future, that's probably why he's trying to get KF scrubbed from the net. As long as we're around, any potential future employer would take one look at his web presence and run to the ends of the earth.

He seems to know one of the co-founders of honeycomb, Charity Majors, pretty well.
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They share the same hobby:
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Someone making fun of developer advocates; archive fucked up the layout but Charity tweets:
"the hardest jobs in engineering are the jobs that span domains. eng + design, or marketing, or sales, or data, etc. the further a discipline is from eng, the more challenging (and powerful) to merge them. and dev advocates? dude, they span like twenty disciplines."

Elliot replies with <3

Note that this was tweeted a few days before Elliot was going to quit his job at Google and that he was hired as a developer advocate as Honeycomb.
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Someone making fun of developer advocates; archive fucked up the layout but Charity tweets:
"the hardest jobs in engineering are the jobs that span domains. eng + design, or marketing, or sales, or data, etc. the further a discipline is from eng, the more challenging (and powerful) to merge them. and dev advocates? dude, they span like twenty disciplines."
God these idiots smugly pontificate the most obvious shit and truly believe they're being brilliant. Narcissistic retardation? Is that a thing? It should be. Their entire web site looks like a parody from that Silicon Valley TV show.
 
It's all "we wuz kangz"-tier cope. 99% of those women "programmers" were only transfering the program written on paper by some male engineer into punched cards and then manually loading it into the computer. These jobs simply disappeared with the adoption of a normal keyboard-based terminal.
>he literally doesn't even know who Hedy Lamarr was
embarrassing
He seems to know one of the co-founders of honeycomb, Charity Majors, pretty well.
I wonder who they've raped had consent accidents with together.
 
LFJ was one of the agitators that was causing a massive political rift inside Google after the 2016 election. After employees forced Google to drop a military AI project and cost them a ton of income, management decided to reign them in, and start dumping the disruptive ones.
Yep, that was our boy elliot and Kevin Batman, one of LFJ's #pluralgang. Just imagine being a normal person having to work in that environment.
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He seems to know one of the co-founders of honeycomb, Charity Majors, pretty well.
Yea in that Hackernews thread you shared earlier, there was interesting information.
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Turds are boring, and so is "Liz". That's why he never even had a thread here until now. His retarded campaign against the Farms is the only really interesting thing he's ever done, and it seems to be over.

Unless there's another rape, I think there's a 59% chance this thread is going to run out of things to talk about.
Until the next time Dong Gone rapes someone or tries to cover up for a friend who did.
There’s no way this icon was an accident. Absolute degenerates.

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"Its just a steering wheel" yeah just a coincidence it looks like a fucking Goatse, everyone drives with their knuckles facing inward like that...
 
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