Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Procrastinhater said:
I would actually pay to see Lucas and Andy Dick on an RV road trip across the Wilds of Canada.
With any luck they'd get eaten by a Grizzly like the Treadwell dude.
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OMGLOL Timothy Deadwell, there's a memory. I first found out about that idiot from a LiveJournal post...

Promptly made a fake Nutrition Facts label for him in MS Paint and posted it literally every-fucking-where I could, got responses ranging from instabans to pages full of hilarity depending on the website. Good times.
 
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Move over Lucas, there's a new ratio king. And this one is a soccer fan account

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SNAFU said:
Move over Lucas, there's a new ratio king. And this one is a soccer fan account

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People were spamming RATIO in his chat yesterday morning as a meme, it looks like Keffals has lost one of his main dopamine sources. Also down 220 followers already according to Socialblade, people do not want to see his tweets.
 
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HorseGirlSupremacy said:
Thought we maybe look at some tranny cooking from keffals groomercord.

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I need to see more of trannies attempting to cook, it just seems like something they can't grasp. Actual trans I knew only ever ate microwaved potatos and whatever else she could nuke.

Then again I suppose cooking is a "woman's job" so it's fitting they be so bad at it.
 
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Grift Garrison said:
This is projection of the highest order because that directly describes all the kids he's grooming.

I can't tell for certain, but the level of discourse on here seems to me to be from a 30+ crowd; at least in the threads that I'm active in. I get the feeling alot of the hate that is reserved for Lucas and his ilk are because some of us have kids and it fucking disgusts us that this shit is going on.
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Many 80s to 90s babies, 90s to aughts kids who've witnessed the state of things go from cheeky but relatively wholesome to balls-out (or off) degeneracy in a way that is unlike other generations. For the most part, we're a bunch of well-adjusted adults with careers, families, strong community ties, some of whom are probably theist and actively practicing their religion. Basically people with skin in the game and can see Rome crumbling around us, as the social decay ramps up as if Player One decided to speed run to Armageddon. Any%.
 
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Meriasek said:
Dat Hank Hill ass.
Also, that was a weird fit he was having. He's really losing it, isn't he?
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He's a Twitch streamer, he just takes the Twitch part literally because he's autistic.

In all seriousness he's fucking tweaking, that shit with the sudden twitchy movements is amphetamine abuse making his motor nerves fire randomly. It's a sign his upper/downer regimen is starting to do real neurological damage.
He head shake thing he does is probably his addled brain trying to physically shake the cobwebs out of his skull, but the jerkiness and sudden fits of spazzing out he does is a sign he is burning his system out.
I don't see a happy ending in this for Lucas unless he takes a serious look at what he's doing, the Adderal and the estrogen dose that's too much for a male body to handle is doing him physical harm now, than mixed with whatever downers he does that makes him talk so slow is gonna fuck him up.
I don't think he has anyone left to stage an intervention that he would listen to though, his Mom is obviously a doormat or she wouldn't have let him cut his dick off.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
It’s so pathetic to see this vindictive little asshole, after causing total chaos, threatening to (and in Winter’s case, trying to) dox Kiwi Farmers, and unjustly flagging so many creators off platforms…..bragging about ruining people’s jobs, trying to ruin Nick Rekieta…..acting like an anime villain mob boss.

Then he gets a little heat and slap back, and bam, he folds like a deck of cards and cries like the little bitch faggot that he is. What’s wrong, Lucas, can’t handle some pressure like you dish out? You’re fucking pathetic dude. If you’re going to 41% just do it and quit whining on the Internet, no one cares.

I see some people feeling sorry for him - listen, this dude is trash and I actually believe that. If he had more power I guarantee he’d be fucking with people‘s lives. He’s been involved in all kinds of skeevy shit and spends tons of time around minors, surrounds himself with pedos…..there’s no smoking gun with the Catboy Ranch, but as far as I’m concerned, where there’s smoke there’s fire.

Just because he’s whining for sympathy now, groveling on his back like the fat bitch he is for attention, doesn’t mean you should feel sorry for him.
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Just watched IT Chapter 2 recently, and I got a visual of when Pennywise was literally brought low and shriveled down to a husk. He looked pathetic and I low key felt sad for him. I then had to be reminded of all the terror he wreaked for the balance of the movies and felt the satisfaction when the Losers ripped his heart out.

In fact, I encourage the Farmers to watch (or rewatch) those movies. The whole Lucas arc damn near tracks with that story.
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he assumed that by imposing himself as the figurehead of the war against the farms that it would translate to growth to his streaming career, he feels entitled to being trans HasanAbi as if that was the logical conclusion to the end of his 15 minutes.

i recommend this (timestamp: 3:30) section of JCS's video on Jussie Smollett because i feel the same scenario applies to Lucas in some respect, he went from being fellated and championed for a few weeks before he fell off the map completely and he's been unable to cope with the idea that people just aren't interested in his monotonous shit content, having to go on Discord to beg for interactions so that his channel artificially gets put in the YT algorithm before finally concluding that he must be shadowbanned.
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Are you implying that he's the trans Tupac?
 
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Was doing research on Honeycomb.io in the Elliot Fong thread, and noticed something. Anyone remember Lucas tweeting this?

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If you look on Honeycomb's homepage, you'll see a list of 14 customers. I thought the list was incomplete, so I did a search for reviews. This popped up.

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Turns out that Honeycomb has or had more customers than they cared to list. There's one in particular that's listed on FeaturedCustomers that Honeycomb conveniently omitted. Take a look.

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Funny coincidence, isn't it? Almost like Kermit used insider connections to give Lucas something to tweet when they were still working together. If you want more info about Honeycomb, links and archives, it's in the post on pg. 228. on Elliot's thread. This shit just makes me wonder exactly how much thwomp confided in Luke. I think there's potential that Lucas knows a bunch of dirty shit about Elliot and his tactics, and that might have something to do with the drastic changes in social media activity for the both of them.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
It’s so pathetic to see this vindictive little asshole, after causing total chaos, threatening to (and in Winter’s case, trying to) dox Kiwi Farmers, and unjustly flagging so many creators off platforms…..bragging about ruining people’s jobs, trying to ruin Nick Rekieta…..acting like an anime villain mob boss.

Then he gets a little heat and slap back, and bam, he folds like a deck of cards and cries like the little bitch faggot that he is. What’s wrong, Lucas, can’t handle some pressure like you dish out? You’re fucking pathetic dude. If you’re going to 41% just do it and quit whining on the Internet, no one cares.

I see some people feeling sorry for him - listen, this dude is trash and I actually believe that. If he had more power I guarantee he’d be fucking with people‘s lives. He’s been involved in all kinds of skeevy shit and spends tons of time around minors, surrounds himself with pedos…..there’s no smoking gun with the Catboy Ranch, but as far as I’m concerned, where there’s smoke there’s fire.

Just because he’s whining for sympathy now, groveling on his back like the fat bitch he is for attention, doesn’t mean you should feel sorry for him.

Also, how long did that e-thot arc last? Like a fucking day? Maybe he realized the only pose he could do for thirst pics was bending over to hide his hunchback and the grift wouldn’t last, plus he has a giant cavern in his unnatural cleavage. Plus he’s fat and chipmunk-cheeked with a receding hairline.

And now Liz Dong-Gone is literally teabagging Lucas’s grave with a tweet about “racism” or whatever the fuck. It’s over dude.

Oh, and you’re not shadowbanned on YouTube Lucas, what the fuck are you on about. You were propped up by every media organization soley because you’re a dickless eunuch, which the Jews love.

YOU JUST SUCK AND MAKE SHIT CONTENT. NOBODY’S WATCHING AND NO ONE CARES.

If Lucas needs a few bucks I still think he should sell vials of his salty tears to Kiwi Farmers. They’d sell well. Sell your tears ogre, you need the cash.
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Isn't it funny how big dick ( lol ) he was until he started to have it all fall apart for him? Good thing people forget.....oh wait the internet doesn't forget Lucas. This is here forever. This isn't the 60's. This is all cataloged and you now will forever be known as the drug addicted eunuch that folded under HIS own bullshit.
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
Isn't it funny how big dick ( lol ) he was until he started to have it all fall apart for him? Good thing people forget.....oh wait the internet doesn't forget Lucas. This is here forever. This isn't the 60's. This is all cataloged and you now will forever be known as the drug addicted eunuch that folded under HIS own bullshit.
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Imagine being a coomer trying to find something new to coom about and your big idea is "oh yeah I'll cut my dick off that won't be a huge mistake."
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
Was doing research on Honeycomb.io in the Elliot Fong thread, and noticed something. Anyone remember Lucas tweeting this?

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If you look on Honeycomb's homepage, you'll see a list of 14 customers. I thought the list was incomplete, so I did a search for reviews. This popped up.

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Turns out that Honeycomb has or had more customers than they cared to list. There's one in particular that's listed on FeaturedCustomers that Honeycomb conveniently omitted. Take a look.

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Funny coincidence, isn't it? Almost like Kermit used insider connections to give a Lucas something to tweet when they were still working together. If you want more info about Honeycomb, links and archives, it's in apost on pg. 228. on Elliot's thread. This shit just makes me wonder exactly how much thwomp confided in Luke. I think there's potential that Lucas knows a bunch of dirty shit about Elliot and his tactics, and that might have something to do with the drastic changes in social media activity for the both of them.
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I wonder if Donger used inside connections at hCaptcha to get them to drop us?
Who am I kidding of course he did, makes you wonder how much of the shit we've had was Dong using his gross tranny friends to do shady shit without corporate approval, and he's trying to scrub his activity because people higher up have started to ask questions at the various companies he's been interfering with.
 
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Listen, fat

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The situation is bad. We saw the pictures of you walking around like a frumpy ogre at Twitchcon. We saw the state of you at the gun range, in your incel school shooter glory. We saw your Lorenz themed crybully interview which gave us the hunchback fridge walking shots. We see you adjusting the camera every 30 seconds trying to catch the most flattering angle of your face.

You will be 30 soon. This is a lost cause. E-Girl content is an attractive young girls game. You can't even touch 1 of those 3 criteria. You have nothing to contribute here. You have nothing to contribute on an intellectual or 'influencer' level either. You are a fat, propped up by mentally ill troons, and well-meaning sympathetic people who pity you.

I genuinely don't see a path. All roads seem to lead off in self-inflicted suicide by troon.
 
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