Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Choroid Plexus]

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He made her a plate of chips and bread

Until I opened the thumbnail I saw the shitty writing in blue crayon and thought it was really sweet that Aiden was practising his letters.

Don't know what I was thinking, the poor kid's going to be in nappies until he's 10 and functionally illiterate for his whole life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think Sarge knocked someone up and is taking it super seriously by framing the piss-soaked test and wearing it as a medallion. Also hardcore doxing himself in the stupidest way, again, and eating revolting food, again.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I think Sarge knocked someone up and is taking it super seriously by framing the piss-soaked test and wearing it as a medallion. Also hardcore doxing himself in the stupidest way, again, and eating revolting food, again.

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For multiple reasons I’m hoping that the thread is going full circle and Sarge is expecting a babby with Sammie. Maximum hilarity, minimum chance of an actual baby being harmed.

Sammie is allergic to white dick.

Sarge gets some tribal benefits I think? Maybe that would be enough on a dark night?

Is this a returning cast member or is she newly inducted to the shitshow? It’s hard to tell when so many look the same and filter abuse is so rampant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For multiple reasons I’m hoping that the thread is going full circle and Sarge is expecting a babby with Sammie. Maximum hilarity, minimum chance of an actual baby being harmed.

Sammie is allergic to white dick.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I really like that whoever took that pregnancy test stick picture did so in a car. I'm imagining that this lovely lady took the test in a Walmart bathroom (after stealing said test) and then went out to her car to wait for the results. Just like how all great love stories begin.

I hope the photo center employee that printed that picture out for Sarge at least got a good laugh out of it.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

So, I guess Sarge knocked up Hollie, which is the same woman who filed a protective order against him? JFC these people...

 

[retard strength]

It's such a curse, I can't stay away.

Also we know this but



This man is literally retarded and that he isn't in a group home or dead, but allowed to make endless deformed nutella fetuses, is a incredible failure of the United States.

 

[Got Milk!]

I think Sarge knocked someone up and is taking it super seriously by framing the piss-soaked test and wearing it as a medallion. Also hardcore doxing himself in the stupidest way, again, and eating revolting food, again.


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Think what you'd like about me but chili with shredded cheese and crumbled Doritos (assuming that's what I'm looking at) sounds pretty damn good.

 

[Exhibortionist]

I want to feel bad for Hollie since she can at least spell and use punctuation but she also let a legally retarded man blow his load in her hoo-ha so it's definitely a case of playing stupid games and winning the absolute stupidest of prizes.

Enjoy being bound to Sarge for the rest of your life.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I want to feel bad for Hollie since she can at least spell and use punctuation but she also let a legally retarded man blow his load in her hoo-ha so it's definitely a case of playing stupid games and winning the absolute stupidest of prizes.

Enjoy being bound to Sarge for the rest of your life.

Imagine if he tard rages and shakes his baby, then it would be just like sarge. Christ.

 

[Xenomorph]

She shoulda never told him shit and got an abortion quietly.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

She shoulda never told him shit and got an abortion quietly.

I still think there'll be a convenient "miscarriage," even if she has to go across state lines somewhere.

 

[Exhibortionist]

I still think there'll be a convenient "miscarriage," even if she has to go across state lines somewhere.

Any rational person would be douching with draino right now but these folks seem to exist purely to do stupid shit that's not in their best interest. If that baby makes it past the first trimester Sarge is gonna be a daddy.

 

[Vi0l3t]

After reading her post comments about the pregnancy I doubt shell abort. They are in the bible belt, and everyone is congratulating her.

 

[Xenomorph]

of course she wont its a check...

 

[CaseyTatumm]

The amount of crazies knocking tards up in Alabama is scary. We have JJ, Dalton and now Sarge. Somehow Darnell is the least bad guy now on this thread and that’s because he’s unconscious all the time.

Is Kim still even pregnant?

That girl should never have told Sarge she was pregnant if she was intending to keep it. She’s not Kim and Sarge is healthy other than his TBI so low chance for mutant babies….ugh.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

The amount of crazies knocking tards up in Alabama is scary. We have JJ, Dalton and now Sarge. Somehow Darnell is the least bad guy now on this thread and that’s because he’s unconscious all the time.

Is Kim still even pregnant?

That girl should never have told Sarge she was pregnant if she was intending to keep it. She’s not Kim and Sarge is healthy other than his TBI so low chance for mutant babies….ugh.

Arkansas, but point taken.
I’m holding out hope that Sarge’s TBI affected his weenus so he can’t maintain an erection enough to spawn. That’s a thing, right?

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Arkansas, but point taken.
I’m holding out hope that Sarge’s TBI affected his weenus so he can’t maintain an erection enough to spawn. That’s a thing, right?

Ah yes, Alabama is where Polly lives.

I wish that was the case but sarge seems hyper sexual unfortunately….I guess he could still be limp and horny though…

 

[Vi0l3t]

Hopefully it's a fake pregnancy like 98% of the others on this thread. I cant believe anyone with half a brain cell would screw sarge. When you see videos you can tell hes slow and not everything is right. She has to be tarded to. Or very desperate. Idk which is worse.


Idk if Kim's pregnant she hasn't mentioned it anymore. She usually never stfu when she is so I assume miscarriage? Or faked.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sarge posted a gross af FB story of him pulling the cigarette out of his pregnant gf’s mouth so he could tongue her in the most vile way. I rarely check FB so someone else needs to monitor his shit because a lot is happening on his end. Here’s a revolting still from the absolutely disgusting video.