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While Chris might not have the most righteous of hearts, he isn't exactly wicked either. He's more of a Chaotic Neutral, so having the triforce in his possession won't really change much in the world save for having some more vidya, legos, and a sweetheart.What if Chris had the Triforce?
Then she'd do it all over again, but this time bigger and with more blue armsWhat if the trolls pay off Barb's Discover card debts?
Rectal prolapse of the personalityWhat if Chris became an even bigger asshole than he already is?
What if Chris volunteered to become a test subject for an experimental autism cure?
A whole year without any contact from the outside world. He'd probably go insane, realize his flaws, become enlightened, then go back to normal once he realizes nothing has changed for the better for him in the outside world.What if Chris spent an entire year in The Hyperbolic Time Chamber?
What if Chris met Mick Foley?
Chris must be very desperate if that ever happned.What if Chris married Barb?
He would fail the civil service exam and go back to playing with legos.Chris must be very desperate if that ever happned.
What if Chris became a firefighter?
What if *we're* the Legos?
The time paradox caused by Future Chris killing his past self would, at best, destroy the future, and at worst destroy the time-space continuum.What if Chris got murdered and the culprit turned out to be Chris from the future?