𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[Coccxys]

The chiquita one got a different account also posing as chiquita following up.

 

[Burd Turglar]

The chiquita one got a different account also posing as chiquita following up.

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This, this shit right here is awesome.

 

[AgendaPoster]

We lulzing here, but the corporate business people are obviously noticing that ONE AUTIST with 8USD has caused a large corpo losses worth BILLIONS.
This can mean - outrage - OMG - stop the chaos
Or opportunity to impersonate competitors and destroy their business.
hence creating further chaos
lol

 

[Roland TB-303]

We lulzing here, but the corporate business people are obviously noticing that ONE AUTIST with 8USD has caused a large corpo losses worth BILLIONS.
This can mean - outrage - OMG - stop the chaos
Or opportunity to impersonate competitors and destroy their business.
hence creating further chaos
lol

Either way Kiwicoin goes up.

 

[The Big O]

We lulzing here, but the corporate business people are obviously noticing that ONE AUTIST with 8USD has caused a large corpo losses worth BILLIONS.
This can mean - outrage - OMG - stop the chaos
Or opportunity to impersonate competitors and destroy their business.
hence creating further chaos
lol

You're talking about the insulin thing, yeah? Has some real AMG/Gamestop stock energy.

 

[ForTheHoard]

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1591146584146055168

https://archive.ph/wip/Ghdpe

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Oh, wow.

If they somehow are able to pin the tanking economy on Musk and crypto, I'll give them a standing ovation.

 

[Netizennameless]

I'm having trouble pasting a screenshot to the site, but I love this tweet - https://twitter.com/GoodPoliticGuy/status/1591161659640487936

"i doubted elon when he said the verification thing would empower average people but someone just spent 8$ and managed to cost a giant pharma company billions lol"

This is a necessary chaos for the advancement of humanity. Eventually people will learn to stop trusting everything they read on twitter or the internet at large because of things like this.

FTC isn't pissed yet, it's just legal experts saying they probably will be.

I wonder if the FTC even has any standing to enforce those consent decrees. With the ownership changing hands and it going private, is Musk Twitter even the same legal entity as it used to be?

 

[byuu]

>give 44 billion dollars to the fucks that made Twitter as shit as it is
>pay severances to all their tranny jannies on top of that
>be stuck with a doomed company that loses millions every day

wow Elon sure owned those libs guize

 

[introvertedobserver]

This "trolls with paid checkmark" problem is so easy to solve. Just make it so it takes a few days after you pay before you get your checkmark so Twitter can check if you're not a troll account. Then, if you change your profile name, you temporarily lose your checkmark until they can verify again. Elon seems to be one of those programmers that start coding a feature before even stopping to think if the program even needs it.

I'm pretty sure he said that's how he wanted it to be when talking about it during the first few days.

Either the remaining devs that implemented it just didn't do that part (maybe it needs more time?) or are intentionally sandbagging to sabotage. People on the left do have a tendency to destroy that which they loose control of.

 

[ForTheHoard]

>give 44 billion dollars to the fucks that made Twitter as shit as it is
>pay severances to all their tranny jannies on top of that
>be stuck with a doomed company that loses millions every day

wow Elon sure owned those libs guize

If he set the datacenter on fire tomorrow, he'd still be worth 50 or so billion. What he spent on Twitter is fuck you money and its failure or success will have 0 impact on Elon or his family's lifestyles. Either he fixes it or it dies, and most people see that as a win/win.

 

[byuu]

If he set the datacenter on fire tomorrow, he'd still be worth 50 or so billion. What he spent on Twitter is fuck you money and its failure or success will have 0 impact on Elon or his family's lifestyles. Either he fixes it or it dies, and most people see that as a win/win.

Yeah, giving half his wealth to the libs that owned Twitter for a worthless company sure owned them.
We should all be doing that. It would be so epic.

 

[potato in mah painus]

Yeah, giving half his wealth to the libs that owned Twitter for a worthless company sure owned them.
We should all be doing that. It would be so epic.

I miss you sockpuppeting his fursona.

On topic, elon spent 44bn to create one of the largest tardrages since 2016, that ALONE has filled thousands of cans from honorable mention lolcows.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Washington Post reporters make their own fake accounts so they can report on the existence of the fake accounts they made:


Senator who agreed to do it is now mad that it was done:


Replies are, of course, full of people demanding Twitter be seized by the government to stop the fake Blue Checks.

 

[Computer Guardian]

If he set the datacenter on fire tomorrow, he'd still be worth 50 or so billion. What he spent on Twitter is fuck you money and its failure or success will have 0 impact on Elon or his family's lifestyles. Either he fixes it or it dies, and most people see that as a win/win.

It's also worth noting he'll be able to regenerate that money with his other projects like Starlink and Tesla in time, especially since all he has to do is just focus on the ones that are making a bigger profit if Twitter dies out and he could proably sell it off for some money in the millions at least.

 

[Puff]

Yeah, giving half his wealth to the libs that owned Twitter for a worthless company sure owned them.
We should all be doing that. It would be so epic.

The stockholders. It's publicly traded. Also this is about the 30th time that someone has popped in here to say that Musk is getting fucked by this deal.
I don't care.
The vast majority of this thread doesn't care.
You'd have a hard time finding a dozen Kiwis who care. He can get fucked, it's not our problem.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Twitter is NOT a sound investment.

It's an ok investment in laughs per dollar. It's an excellent investment when it's not your money paying for the laughs.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Holy shit is this real?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Holy shit is this real?

The markets are down generally. The insulin thing yesterday was because all pharma stocks fell, not because of twitter. It really isn't as important as people want to believe.

 

[byuu]

The stockholders. It's publicly traded. Also this is about the 30th time that someone has popped in here to say that Musk is getting fucked by this deal.
I don't care.
The vast majority of this thread doesn't care.
You'd have a hard time finding a dozen Kiwis who care. He can get fucked, it's not our problem.

I don't know, you all seem pretty defensive about Musk gifting billions to stockholders like BlackRock.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I don't know, you all seem pretty defensive about Musk gifting billions to stockholders like BlackRock.

only humorless anh fags could take something like a rich asshole destroying twitter as a partisan, political issue.