Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Delamain]

LUCAS NEED DOPAMINEEEEEEEEEEE

Nothing gives Puke-as more dopamine than tricking underage teen males into think he’s a woman. And by tricking, I mean frightening teens and children who know something is wrong when they see him.

You think if Lucas had a wish from a genie, he would wish to have his penis restored? I do.

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Also, I have some IMPORTANT to say. Lucas is coping. He knows he’s washed and cringe. He know he’s out of the news cycle. He knows he can’t really be an e-thot. He knows he’s kicked out of #dropKiwiFarms and lost to Josh Moon and is now his slave bitch. He knows he’s old news.

Most important, he knows he’s no longer the Queen of Ratios. There’s all these hungry young hustlers on the up-and-coming. These young bucks are rationing Elon Musk with 100-200k Likes on the reg. You think Lucas still has that magic touch? NO. He has too much bad blood with the trannies and now his bots got purged.

He can’t even ratio someone on Twitter, his only pleasure remaining. Truly, Lucas is now lost, like a raft drifting on the ocean. A fat raft.

He truly is a sad sight, sitting around his apartment dressed like a two-dollar whore, shamelessly flaunting his exposed Hank-Hill ass and Moob Trench. Posting his gay autistic fan art on the wall, pounding in screws with the bottom of a power drill, as a concerned person on the side says “stop talking a bout your depression”.

What a sad, pathetic state, is our fat Lucas.

The saying rings true:
There are fates worse than joining the 41%

 

[KingFrampt]

Troon Robert Z'Dar refers to Liz "consent accident" Fong-Jones, who Null called a Robert Z'Dar lookalike when he first harassed us 5 years ago for having information about Trans Lifeline grifting money.

I more so meant about Keffals raging at him unless I misread

 

[Something Awful]

I more so meant about Keffals raging at him unless I misread

When Keffals "left" Twitter, Liz Dong-Gone made a snipey tweet to the effect of "Keffals didn't deserve to be hounded out in spite of her racism and ableism". Keffals then said on stream he respects Liz as a person but hates her politics, and later tweeted this: https://archive.ph/FL9pa

 

[Aria]

He was never really gonna take a break from social media his addicted to tweeting and not those sweet dopamine hits.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

When Keffals "left" Twitter, Liz Dong-Gone made a snipey tweet to the effect of "Keffals didn't deserve to be hounded out in spite of her racism and ableism". Keffals then said on stream he respects Liz as a person but hates her politics, and later tweeted this: https://archive.ph/FL9pa

Keffals has always been a right winger

 

[Punished Neco]

He was never really gonna take a break from social media his addicted to tweeting and not those sweet dopamine hits.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

In this now deleted tweet we can see Keffals fantasize about a hater masturbating to them.

[A]

 

[Nate Higgers]

If he is trying to sell us on being a woman, this is less than the discount dvd bin at a carwash.

“I got the 50 Cent movie in the trunk, they were givin it out for free at the car wash” - Christopher “camel-nosed fuck” Moltisanti

 

[A Sunset]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

In this now deleted tweet we can see Keffals fantasize about a hater masturbating to them.
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[A]

See? It’s that “seducing hetero Chuds” thing. Why are trannies so obsessed with that.

Lucas probably wants to be raped by a pack of neo-Nazis as they call him a faggot.

 

[Brutality]

Looks like the Jannies are getting paranoid

 

[BruhSheep]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

In this now deleted tweet we can see Keffals fantasize about a hater masturbating to them.
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[A]

It makes me happy it is now possible to outright call Lucas a biological male on the fucking bird site and he can't cry to the trannyjannies for a ban.

I know Lucas himself probably hasn't mentioned the Farms since everything died down, but how likely is it he always has a tab open to this thread? Genuinely curious.

 

[SNAFU]

See? It’s that “seducing hetero Chuds” thing. Why are trannies so obsessed with that.

Lucas probably wants to be raped by a pack of neo-Nazis as they call him a faggot.

Coomer brain rot is the source of 99% of online degeneracy. He did recently loose his cash cow fiance recently so maybe hes chumming the water for a new one

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Keffals has now made a TikTok.
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[A]
According to a quick Google search 25% of TikTok's userbase is 10-19 years old.
Nothing on their profile states they're trans.
Oh sweet Jesus they're going to just post clips of them in low cut shirts to horny teenagers who don't know who they are aren't they?

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[A]
Quick reminder that:
>The farms are still up
>Whoever got Keffals Swatted is still out there
>The above tweet makes absolutely no sense to those in the know and aren't just taking Keffals words as gospel.

What always gets me about Keffals is not only the crybully theatrics directed at others (like raging at Stardust for simply asking for what Flamenco's been saying in this thread), but the constant need to remind everyone how they're a victim of vicious harassment and assault rifles being pointed at them.

Now, don't get me wrong: I 100% agree that anyone who gets swatted has every right to be upset, and anyone who says it's deserved is an absolute troglodyte. However, my sympathy runs out pretty quickly when this becomes the new identity to adopt and mention at every waking opportunity, such as when a black man is killed due to police brutality. 'Oh no, this is so tragic. I totally sympathize with this black man, as I too had police point assault rifles at me!'

At this point, Keffals is no longer known as "the brave transwoman who took down Kiwifarms", or "the activist standing up for trans teens", or even "the most popular trans streamer on Twitch." Every single one of these "achievements" has completely fallen to the wayside:

• Site's still up, Keffals is clearly trying to move past the whole ordeal, and no amount of "I was actually the lightning rod for all the online hate" coping is enough to convince people that this was some kind of massive W.
  • By bringing about more attention across both online and mainstream media, this has only managed to make people more aware of the various weirdos and creeps directly associated with Keffals, such as that one guy who was a literal self-admitted pedophile on Twitter (who later DFE'd after people took notice).
• Aside from raising money for charity and shinning a spotlight on the "cops barging into a trans teen's bedroom", Keffals was incredibly proud of sponsoring the DIY HRT Directory. Once Destiny and his team started to look into it themselves, Keffals and co scrambled to try and take control of the narrative, even reaching out to Destiny in DMs to threaten his career. When that was unsuccessful, they all went to great lengths to completely distance themselves from this sketchy ass site. It was like when you turn over a rock, and a bunch of bugs all scatter to try and retreat back into the darkness.
• Even after all the mainstream attention, the stream numbers are laughably abysmal. Outside of Keffals's devoted fans and followers, an average viewer would have to try to endure Keffals exuding such little charisma.
  • Especially with these most recent streams, you even had someone off-camera tell Keffals to stop being such a self-hating sack of shit. Even kiwis in this very thread have felt genuine pity for just how pathetic things have gotten.

According to a quick Google search 25% of TikTok's userbase is 10-19 years old.
Nothing on their profile states they're trans.
Oh sweet Jesus they're going to just post clips of them in low cut shirts to horny teenagers who don't know who they are aren't they?

Keffals previously had a Tiktok account, though nuked it once the Farms caught wind of the misogynistic videos being posted. I'd imagine it would be more along those lines, where it's videos meant to bash people they don't like while promoting themselves to stroke their ego. Maybe with some quick editing they can nab the attention of some zoomers, though I doubt it would translate as much toward the Twitch or YouTube channels growing.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Now, don't get me wrong: I 100% agree that anyone who gets swatted has every right to be upset, and anyone who says it's deserved is an absolute troglodyte. However, my sympathy runs out pretty quickly when this becomes the new identity to adopt and mention at every waking opportunity, such as when a black man is killed due to police brutality. 'Oh no, this is so tragic. I totally sympathize with this black man, as I too had police point assault rifles at me!'

I agree generally swatting is gay and using it to manipulate your retarded children and degenerate fanbase is just as gay. However, Keffals wasn't swatted. The police knocked on his door, his boyfriend let them in, and Lucas never had an assault rifle pointed at his face, and definitely wasn't woken up by the police bayonetting him in the eyeballs while they pissed his deadname on the floor and chanted YWNBAW.

It's just a lie, like everything else about Lucas.

 

[Sprate Header]

I agree generally swatting is gay and using it to manipulate your retarded children and degenerate fanbase is just as gay. However, Keffals wasn't swatted. The police knocked on his door, his boyfriend let them in, and Lucas never had an assault rifle pointed at his face, and definitely wasn't woken up by the police bayonetting him in the eyeballs while they pissed his deadname on the floor and chanted YWNBAW.

It's just a lie, like everything else about Lucas.

All of this is true, but the email that triggered the police response was definitely intended to trigger a SWAT response, what with the literal threats of a mass shooting. The person who sent it should still be charged as if an actual SWAT team had shown up, at least in my opinion.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

All of this is true, but the email that triggered the police response was definitely intended to trigger a SWAT response, what with the literal threats of a mass shooting. The person who sent it should still be charged as if an actual SWAT team had shown up, at least in my opinion.

Oh yes, 100% agree. Vordrak is a faggot and should be in prison 100000%. It was intended to get a forced tactical entry but it's not what happened. The police showed up, likely geared up incase of an actual threat and happened to write Lucas Roberts on his bags this all that actually happened in reality. This opportunity was capitalized on and spun into a great media story. Guaranteed at the time keffals was most upset about his dopamine machines being taken than anything else but he was coached well and they took several days to prepare the presskit and spin up the story before putting it out there.

His story changed so many times and in one retelling from his words he states he wasn't woken up, so I don't know why he continues to push this false story and why people continue to believe it.

 

[lrresistable]

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Ok now I need to see the 1 where the guy logs into Twitter, proceeds to chop his dick off, then begins molesting children

Do you have that one?

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Okay, you asked for it...

This isn't a fair comparison. Kay is from the UK, and that entire place cooks like the bombs are still dropping on their heads. Any meal that isn't just eating boiled hotdogs from the pot while standing at the kitchen window is a treat for those poor saps.

 

[CervixHammer]

Keffals has now made a TikTok.
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[A]

his facial expression in the profile pic looks like a mugshot. less so on the original, which just looks defeated:

if AGP smirks could talk, his is about to crash into slumber.

 

[Backinpogform]

his facial expression in the profile pic looks like a mugshot. less so on the original, which just looks defeated:
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if AGP smirks could talk, his is about to crash into slumber.

Damn, those pupils.

These filters would make Foodie Beauty blush. Look how much he’s elongated his chin lol

 

[PaladinBoo]

Things are about to get interesting in the Keffalverse.