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DramacowDayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
Was wondering when Cade would have an opinion on Rowling. Sometimes I think it'd be funny if Cade branched out beyond his family to rail about transphobia. But all his energy goes towards the people who feed, pay, house and tolerate him, so that's what we get.
Cinderelly, Cinderelly, night and day it's Cinderelly,
Make the fire, fix the breakfast
Wash the dishes, do the mopping
And the sweeping and the dusting
They always keep her hopping
She goes around in circles
'Til she's very, very dizzy
Still they holler
Keep a-busy Cinderelly!
Fun-fact: I recognize and have worked in this building before. It's the Kettering tower, largest skyscraper in Dayton. It's smack-dab in the heart of downtown. As terrified of transphobia as Cade is, I don't know why he'd wander around in the ghost-town that is downtown after dark. His mom must work for Thorne Lewis & Duncan.
Those stairs are disgusting!! I get it's a medical condition and all, but jfc at least clean it up! And then he goes to the movies and gets all them skin flakies on a seat there. Yummy. At least lay down a towel or something. Maybe that's what's in the overstuffed Vera Bradley bag?
I've often wondered if the weirdos that wander around in cities at night that make the rest of us cautious of going to the city at night know that they are the problem. Earl has given me the answer.
Possibly late and gay, but after revisiting some John Waters classics, it's become apparent to me that Earlp belongs in Mortville. He'd fit right in, and wouldn't have to worry about molting everywhere because it's a cesspool anyway.
Well, the Farms are back, and so am I. A whole lot of butthurt from Cade over the last few weeks. I'm having trouble posting images, so I am linking to imgur albums.
Highlights:
1. Earl's younger brother comes back into town for two weekends for their elderly father's birthday, going on vacation the first weekend with Cade's elderly parents and his sister. Without Cade. Cade is upset and stressed they are gone. Cade is upset and stressed when they are around. Cade does not come downstairs all week once they return, and complains bitterly that his brother made no effort to come see him. He stays upstairs during his ailing elderly father's 82nd birthday as well. Cade's father's health is failing and he is probably not long for this world. Several videos are made as he creeps around the messy and dusty bathroom, upstairs landing, Sherman's exactly-as-he-left-it bedroom, and even his mom's bedroom. So dusty, must be why he makes the big bucks cleaning.
Singing telegrams need a comeback, his family could have sent him one while they were away singing to him about how much fun they're having without him!
And because I couldn't resist.. Just wish the image was higher res.
All jokes aside, seeing him smile instead of standing sullenly in front of a dirty bathroom mirror is a change. I also went through the other photos from the event... Wonder why he didn't share this one
I wonder if he'd be better if he wasn't with his family. I feel like the whole situation is just a negative feedback loop for everybody. They just confirm each other's assumptions of one another but refuse to separate, it's so bizarre.
I wonder if he'd be better if he wasn't with his family. I feel like the whole situation is just a negative feedback loop for everybody. They just confirm each other's assumptions of one another but refuse to separate, it's so bizarre.
Sadly, while Cade said he was going on "the weekend", he went to the Thursday event which I could not attend. It's for the best probably.
Since KF is back, I've got some content. Cade's brother came home over the weekend to visit again.
"Everyone that criticizes me is a Whacko ALTRight Dude supporter of anti-trans violence!"
Uh oh, spaghettios.
Wow. Sounds like he's going to do something bad finally, huh?
Nah, just 11 minutes straight of seething and coping. Why is it that Cade, a 5'9" grown male, can't be aggressive without consequences to his mother, father, brother, sister and BIL? Terrible, terrible. /sneed
Aaaaaaaaand back to normal. As normal as Cade gets. Cade's brother should visit more often.
There was a period of time where his posts got so angry I wondered if he would actually try to have a confrontation; then I realized he's a wuss and having his brother and his 'linebacker' sister and BIL present meant he would just shit himself and do nothing.
"male alley cats that took after all the toxic masculinity in this home."
It looks like the simmering resentment still has a chance to go off. Cade's younger brother is coming back yet again to stay for half of November to help take care of their dad. Given just how angry Cade was at a week long stay and then at just a weekend-long stay by his brother, we have a chance of a confrontation video.
Anymore I don't see it as Cade is short and frail and scared by larger, aggressive people- I see it as Cade is upset that he's unable to physically intimidate his sister, BIL, and younger brother. Dale is taller even then dearly departed Shermie, and as much as it would inflame Cade's victim complex I like to imagine Sherman being the angel whispering on Dale's shoulder: beat his ass, make me proud.
I think so too, Earl gets angry and frustrated that he can't intimidate his family to do what he wants, he probably thought he would be able to do that after his brother died but it didn't turn out that way. But he also wants them to feel sorry for him and pity him. It also drives him crazy that nobody in his family compliments him on his beard and rag dresses, those bigoted skinheads.
It's snowing today in Dayton Ohio, and Cade is seething about his ex.
Jessica Meyer is upset by his post. Cade is upset that she questions his narrative. Jessica backs down.
Here's an instagram account I don't see listed in the OP. We'll see if he adds me, I don't have much of an instagram presence.
And lastly, dear Ginger Rogers, Cade's cat, has gone missing. I actually feel bad for him on that. His 'Lost' posters are... interesting to say the least. It looks like he taped them up on his house and bushes , very effective. He is mostly complaining that his mother, who is busy enough dealing with her husband's declining health, doesn't care enough that the cat is missing.
Okay, this poster kind of cute. At least he put his number on it too.
I'm torn between hoping Cade finds his kitty or saying "Godspeed, Ginger Rogers."
