"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Positron]

Here's an idea Phil: why don't you pimp your "transfemme friend" for money to buy socks? You can be Antifa's Chief Sex Work Minister too!

Oh forget that! This coward will let anyone walk over him.


This is Story_of_rach. The scrawny dude who eats all Phil's food.


This is what he spends his rent on, in addition to drugs of course.

Spoiler: NSFW footlong

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More Andy Ngo.

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Oregon tightens gun control, which won't affect Phil's chance of obtaining firearms one bit.


If you can't afford a gun, you've got to be resourceful.


Phil wants "every tool for every job"; what he doesn't want are the jobs themselves.






Still, Phil the bootlicker is loyal to the Democrats.




Response to his "woe-is-me" googleshng.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I love how Phil keeps getting cucked out of his own stuff by housemates. I love it even more when he tries to act like it was his decision as a badass protector of the oppressed, as opposed to because his housemate demanded it and Phil was too frightened to say no.

I bet the next time he ends up homeless, it’ll be because his housemate just takes the keys and locks Phatty out.

 

[Twrx]

I love how Phil keeps getting cucked out of his own stuff by housemates. I love it even more when he tries to act like it was his decision as a badass protector of the oppressed, as opposed to because his housemate demanded it and Phil was too frightened to say no.

I bet the next time he ends up homeless, it’ll be because his housemate just takes the keys and locks Phatty out.

The ogre very nearly did that

 

[Adamska]

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You've said this already Phil. We know you won't use your tard knife for this out of cowardice. Also you know that by now you probably don't have any people sympathetic enough to give you attention if you mope on top of a bridge now.

 

[Ophelia]

Better be careful or Rachel will eat you, Phil. Like in the old cartoons when the starving person looks at their companion and imagines a roast pig, except Rach won’t have to imagine too hard.

 

[Positron]

Phil retweets this, doubtless rubbing his button-mushroom dick raw.





Good idea. Let Phil train them the use of firearms and katana.

Tony Reed.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Good idea. Let Phil train them the use of firearms and katana.

I would love it if Phatty fulfilled the last part of his mall ninja destiny by buying a katana. You know he’d get the cheapest, dullest piece of shit possible. Lots of “I studied the blade” photos around his tard hovel with him trying to look scary, undermined by his derp eyes pointing in different directions.

Then Rachel sells it for meth and Phil makes a post explaining that feeding civilians must take priority and that’s why he totally willingly gave his katana up by choice.

Tony Reed.
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What rights, exactly, does Phatty think the government will take from him? He doesn’t wear women’s clothing. No doubt he just saw a call to violence and it made his weenie stir.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If you can't afford a gun, you've got to be resourceful.

So even after all this time Taters is still a weeb at heart because he wants a fucking katana. Here's the thing, you need a certain amount of training to be able to swing one of those things around correctly. Just taking it out and flashing it around doesn't make you a badass. It makes you a tool like this guy:

And has about the same level of delusion that Taters has thinking he looks really badass while actually looking like a complete tool.

Phil retweets this, doubtless rubbing his button-mushroom dick raw.

You just know that after reading this Taters would be totally up his own ass thinking he looked badass like the faggot in the middle panel and coom to the idea of having that much power over another person. Meanwhile some tranny has taken over his bedroom, refuses to allow Taters to come in, and he's reduced to sleeping on his own couch again.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You just know that after reading this Taters would be totally up his own ass thinking he looked badass like the faggot in the middle panel and coom to the idea of having that much power over another person. Meanwhile some tranny has taken over his bedroom, refuses to allow Taters to come in, and he's reduced to sleeping on his own couch again.

The guy in the middle panel is a fucking idiot and anyone who thinks he’s a badass should kill himself, especially if he is Phil, No one “killed the polite gays.” They got the rights they were fighting for and now they’re respectable members of society. The only ones fighting (or more likely, fantasising about fighting) are the fuckups who want an excuse for failing in life.

 

[Twrx]

If straight people and the alphabet people swapped places in the social hierarchy, Phil would be claiming he was always straight. Ignoring the fact that he's too retarded to actually grasp anything, all he wants to be is a rebel, with what he views as the outsiders and cool kids. He doesn't understand shit at even a surface level. He just wants to be the tough guy.

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

"YOU KILLED ALL THE POLITE GAYS"

Nigger calm down there are only like three anti-gay murders a year and it's mostly niggos and beaners doing it

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"YOU KILLED ALL THE POLITE GAYS"

Nigger calm down there are only like three anti-gay murders a year and it's mostly niggos and beaners doing it

Phil’s far more likely to be the victim of violence for pissing someone off.

 

[Florence]

Phil only engages in violence against inanimate objects. They still haven’t gotten the smell out of the Holocaust memorial…

 

[Twrx]

Phil only engages in violence against inanimate objects. They still haven’t gotten the smell out of the Holocaust memorial…

He lost a knife fight to a potato.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Phil retweets this, doubtless rubbing his button-mushroom dick raw.
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‘You killed all the polite gays’? I’m sorry, when? If there was some sort of fag holocaust we’d never hear the end of it. And newsflash Phil, back home the polite gays aren’t the ones getting tossed off of rooftops, it’s the ones who can’t go five seconds without revealing their PLs in some degenerate way.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

Phil only engages in violence against inanimate objects. They still haven’t gotten the smell out of the Holocaust memorial…

didnt attacked his mpther in the old times of ED?

 

[Alex Krycek]

So even after all this time Taters is still a weeb at heart because he wants a fucking katana. Here's the thing, you need a certain amount of training to be able to swing one of those things around correctly. Just taking it out and flashing it around doesn't make you a badass. It makes you a tool like this guy:

And has about the same level of delusion that Taters has thinking he looks really badass while actually looking like a complete tool.


You just know that after reading this Taters would be totally up his own ass thinking he looked badass like the faggot in the middle panel and coom to the idea of having that much power over another person. Meanwhile some tranny has taken over his bedroom, refuses to allow Taters to come in, and he's reduced to sleeping on his own couch again.

Correct me if I’m wrong but a lot of Kendo Dojos don’t even let you handle an authentic blade for your first couple of years they start you with sticks to learn form, then upgrade you to a wooden sword, then a completely blunt sword and finally once they’re confident you have the form and kata down they’ll let you use a real one.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Correct me if I’m wrong but a lot of Kendo Dojos don’t even let you handle an authentic blade for your first couple of years they start you with sticks to learn form, then upgrade you to a wooden sword, then a completely blunt sword and finally once they’re confident you have the form and kata down they’ll let you use a real one.

Totally. I did Iaido for a while and that's just the drawing of the sword, doing a couple imaginary cuts and then putting the sword back. You start with a blunt sword. And when your teacher thinks you're capable of using a real one he suggests to get your sword sharpened or get a real one. You WILL cut yourself. But if you do the proper moves and practice and understand what you're doing you will keep it to a minimum. It's the same when working out with kama which are small garden implements you use to cut grass with. Those things are sharp as hell. You will get cut when using them. But with training you learn to reduce that because all it takes is one moment where you're not paying 100% attention and you slice open your dogi and part of your shoulder underneath.

Kendo you tend to use bamboo or composite shinai for most of it including full contact sparring. Bokuto or wooden swords you use for other things like kata or "air cutting" drills. The only time you'd use a real sword is during a demonstration and never as part of a combat drill.

Fatty up there says that he learned "battoujutsu" and it's a way to draw the sword at high speed. No it isn't. He's confusing actual battoujustu, iaijutsu or battou with what he's seen in anime. His stance is pure Kenshin. There's an art to drawing the blade. But it's not to do it "fast". It's to do it with focus and purpose. The rest of his demonstration just goes to show he has no idea what he's doing and is just trying to look cool while failing miserably.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Totally. I did Iaido for a while and that's just the drawing of the sword, doing a couple imaginary cuts and then putting the sword back. You start with a blunt sword. And when your teacher thinks you're capable of using a real one he suggests to get your sword sharpened or get a real one. You WILL cut yourself. But if you do the proper moves and practice and understand what you're doing you will keep it to a minimum. It's the same when working out with kama which are small garden implements you use to cut grass with. Those things are sharp as hell. You will get cut when using them. But with training you learn to reduce that because all it takes is one moment where you're not paying 100% attention and you slice open your dogi and part of your shoulder underneath.

Kendo you tend to use bamboo or composite shinai for most of it including full contact sparring. Bokuto or wooden swords you use for other things like kata or "air cutting" drills. The only time you'd use a real sword is during a demonstration and never as part of a combat drill.

Fatty up there says that he learned "battoujutsu" and it's a way to draw the sword at high speed. No it isn't. He's confusing actual battoujustu, iaijutsu or battou with what he's seen in anime. His stance is pure Kenshin. There's an art to drawing the blade. But it's not to do it "fast". It's to do it with focus and purpose. The rest of his demonstration just goes to show he has no idea what he's doing and is just trying to look cool while failing miserably.

The main reason I knew this was because I have a cousin who although a bit of a closet weeb did study at an actual Kendo Dojo while in Japan, and mentioned to us he never handled an authentic sharpened Katana for the two years he was stationed there. When another cousin asked if that meant he was bad at it, my Weeb cousin replied that was actually fairly standard to not use an authentic blade until you had everything down and as you said it was mostly for presentation and ceremony. He was allowed to bring his blunt training blade back with him and if you saw it from afar you would think it was the real deal, but nope it was just blunt.

 

[AnOminous]

When another cousin asked if that meant he was bad at it, my Weeb cousin replied that was actually fairly standard to not use an authentic blade until you had everything down and as you said it was mostly for presentation and ceremony.

Sounds like another positive benefit of this is you would keep tards like Phil away from the place because they would never do something for two years if they didn't get to wave around their substitute penis and probably accidentally injure someone out of pure retardation.