DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Agent Proper]

An absolute pathetic closing of the stream to whine about not getting to the goal fast enough, even after he did an unrecorded earlier in the stream, after that he stopped YouTube mode and started bitching more about his support. Let a Hoe be a Hoe and a Cuck be a Cuck.

 

[Dona Morte]

I GUESS I can put the hat on.

 

[Corpun]

This is the weirdest fucking shit I've seen of him. He can't admit he is wrong about anything, not even go, "Oh, I guess my local retailers must have sold out then."

What a fucking hermit trying to scold multi-million dollar companies for supply shortages they have no control over still.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

This is the weirdest fucking shit I've seen of him. He can't admit he is wrong about anything, not even go, "Oh, I guess my local retailers must have sold out then."

What a fucking hermit trying to scold multi-million dollar companies for supply shortages they have no control over still.

Has this idiot not walked into a Target and seen the PS5s bundled with GoW Ragnarök? He probably didn’t go to a retailer that sells vidya.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I do am curious of he behaves in public in recent times. Considering he has next to no social life outside of his streams, i do wander if he treats people as if he was streaming.

You guys think he behaves in real life as he does in streaming?

He does it behind their back. He's a gutless piece of shit.

 

[deez_nuts]

Has this idiot not walked into a Target and seen the PS5s bundled with GoW Ragnarök?

The only time he goes outside is grocery shopping once a week of course he wouldn't know

 

[marlintan]

Well, good to be back again lol

This interview won't happen unless Phil gets a fluffy game of dodgeball in which he wants the narrative controlled like the Communist Party watches the residents of Chynah

Isn't an interview meant to challenge ones experiences?

Scrutinize and follow through events with hard questions?

I know he doesn't want Detractors to do it because it would crumble well into the first question of his memoryholing and ways he avoids answers like he doesn't know

He isn't smart by fucking far, I know that, but he understands how to lie manipulate and try and be as less of an honourable person but someone who just says by the words "It didn't happen cause I know it didn't?"

But the ship is still sinking, no growth as he spergs nearly everyday that engagement is up yet it truly shows how dead his channel is, close to 200k subs is nothing in 10 years of content creation if you can't beat that number month on month, streamers understand the basics of growth because they want to be big where Phil just isn't...

But again, good to be back after a few turbulent weeks, and hope to post regularly d00ds snorghhffrtt

Sound Good?

For autistic reasons I will outline my potential questions as well ppb's assumed responses, and my retorts:

Spoiler: Why don't you take a seat?

PPB, most people that are going to watch this have a general idea of who you are as an internet presence including the drama, negativity, speculation about you.

Can you give a defense of why your character is not what the vocal majority assumes it to be, which is negative?
>You have 5 minutes allotted for a response.

*PPB* Snort, what are you even talking about, lists the most mundane things possible, it's the troll's fault!

Can you give any specific examples with receipts to show to what extent these "trolls" as yo call them have harmed you financially, I've seen reports that you are doing quite well financially, especially in this economic downturn we are all experiencing?

*PPB* THAT'S IT YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!! *dial tone*

 

[Chernabog3000]

Time we all take a Whose Line Is It Anyways approach to Phil's money. It's all made up. None of it matters.

The real takeaway from Phil these days is that no amount of money can prevent the downward spiral that is his sanity.

Cognitive dissonance. Delusions. Manic behavior. Paranoia. Anxiety. Etc etc.

It's all swirling down the drain and fast. The money just really does not matter. In fact it seems the more he makes the more unhinged he gets and it's made for some great content the last month and it just seems to get better with the hourly meltdowns.

Wouldn't be surprised if his middle of the night health scare turned sudden essential appointments(if you beleieve that) is actually something serious. Meme stroke talk but for real dudes gotta be close to some sort of actual breakdown internally be it cardiac or mentally.

Even for Dave the his recent behavior is shocking.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Oh look, it's Phil's ego shooting himself in the gout again. I can't tell if he despises his audience or games more.
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We're at the point where shortening a completely useless prestream existing purely as Phil's therapy session to 30 minutes is wishful. The bar really does shift over time.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

So let me get this straight. Phil wants to do pahlitics down da line? Who in the fuck cares what a literal hermit who rarely talks to people has to fucking say. No wait. Even better he only talks to people on Twitter and if he disagrees he bans them out his life. Yeah. I'm sure we will get a fair and balanced take from a self ascribed "centrist". The other problem is he wants to do it when he's older. Why wait? So he can be so out of the loop about what the upcoming generations might need to be fairly represented in their countries? So he can give actual boomer takes?
"back in my day we could say nigger online herp derp"
Nobody is going to give a shit. Nobody in 10 years will stop by and see what Phil Burrell has to say.

Here's the only thing you need to know about politics in regards to Phil's beliefs
1. He doesn't want to pay taxes
2. He doesn't care about kids
3. He wants people to be arrested for the tiniest offense including smoking weed, restreaming, and not bringing his online orders to him on time.

 

[Xenomorph]

Man, I salute you fuckers for riding the same Beggy-Go-Round with Shlomo Burnellstein.

 

[Paladin Derich]

So let me get this straight. Phil wants to do pahlitics down da line? Who in the fuck cares what a literal hermit who rarely talks to people has to fucking say. No wait. Even better he only talks to people on Twitter and if he disagrees he bans them out his life. Yeah. I'm sure we will get a fair and balanced take from a self ascribed "centrist". The other problem is he wants to do it when he's older. Why wait? So he can be so out of the loop about what the upcoming generations might need to be fairly represented in their countries? So he can give actual boomer takes?
"back in my day we could say nigger online herp derp"
Nobody is going to give a shit. Nobody in 10 years will stop by and see what Phil Burrell has to say.

Here's the only thing you need to know about politics in regards to Phil's beliefs
1. He doesn't want to pay taxes
2. He doesn't care about kids
3. He wants people to be arrested for the tiniest offense including smoking weed, restreaming, and not bringing his online orders to him on time.

Imagine...

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I do am curious of he behaves in public in recent times. Considering he has next to no social life outside of his streams, i do wander if he treats people as if he was streaming.

You guys think he behaves in real life as he does in streaming?

Every story we’ve heard about IRL interactions with Phil (such as Jaha and that one story about finding Phil in a grocery store) tells us that he is an absolute pussy when confronted, and this even applies to the days when he was actively provoking people at fighting game tournaments. Dumbass would ask for money matches and then try to run away after losing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

i thought he didn't have time to watch other people

I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't give a shit even just a year ago and only watched Youtube videos to figure out how to beat a bahs in some difficult game, then framed it as "didn't have time dood!" However, with the current midlife crisis and the rapidly approaching complete mental breakdown arc, I don't doubt he watches more successful Youtubers than himself so he can cope and seethe because they're more successful than him and it's HIM who deserves all their money and fame because his khantent is more MEANINGFUL and he's not a paid shill who abuses the algorithm. I mean just remember the rant from this week about a Youtuber who allegedly had so much trouble with the bear boss in the new Soy of War that he had to edit "hours" of deaths out of it. His rant about him basically amounted to "he fucking sucks so hard at video games yet he gets so much fame and money!" Have we gone full fucking circle? I mean that comment basically describes 99% of detractor complaints about DSP back in 2010-2013.

2019 is the year alluddapeepol usually give as the first year of his really rapid decline in his physical and mental health. When Reeanna shitcanned him he at least only looked disheveled for a while before he got himself a new maid, but after he put a ring on the horse it took only one year for him to look like a reanimated corpse and to start having monthly mini mental breakdown disaster prestreams. Ever since his 40th birthday both his physical and mental decline accelerated rapidly, to the point where he looks like a putrefying corpse now and the disaster prestreams are bi-weekly. This week has been a bit slow when it comes to unhinged rants, but Halloween week and the week before it I swear every single day we got the kind of unhinged extended 30 minute rant that we'd usually have to wait a month to get.

 

[Iron Father]

"Normal" is a stretch.

I didn't say his social interaction is normal lmao. It could never be normal, but it's normal to have that desire, and that's why he just spews all this weird shit at his audience.

Complaining about traffic and grocery costs is something you should do with your partner or neighbors for like 5 minutes, not stretched to 30 minutes and over-explained on the Internet.

 

[Dona Morte]

Imagine...

How dare you.

Only room for one horse enthusiast here.

 

[marlintan]

How dare you.
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Only room for one horse enthusiast here.

I'm a bit of an equine enthusiast myself, did you know that most horses originated in asia?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

How are all of his mods such insane coomers

https://twitter.com/FanOfLovecraft

 

[Iron Father]

I enjoy how Phil says other people care about the size of their e-penis.

Meanwhile he cries like a bitch in any shooter he plays, can't have fun unless he's winning, and needs hours of training sessions before playing fighting games online, in order to "be competitive."