Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Hex Cat]

He's Canadian so he should seriously look into MAiD

 

[Boom Boss]

I don't know why he is complaining about money when he hasn't made a video in 3 months. If he is burned out, he should have just got another job instead of sitting on his ass.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

E-fame doesn't last forever, it has an expiration date. He should've seen the writing on the wall, but he didn't. As a result, he's now broke and miserable.

Considering the timing and depth of the doom posting, I think he lost a large sum of wealth in a short period of time.

His money was tied up in FTX.

 

[Terrorist]

It’s really funny that this guy thinks he’s any better than the stereotypical special snowflake barista. At least that person has an income, and can muster the bare discipline to hold a job despite their emotional fragility.

He’d probably hold the same paradoxical view of getting a job at Starbucks as Spoony would: That it would be beneath him (a waste of a great creative mind)…but also above his capacity as a hecking mentally illerino depresserino, so how dare whatever relative he’ll leach off of make such an unreasonable demand of him.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Suicide incoming (from his YouTube)
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He sounds more like Spoony here.

Why is he on Paypal and not Patreon?

Oh he does, but nobody puts money into it.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Greg should get a job and find a place for God in his life.

Time to find jesus skeptic!

Greg unironically needs to find Jesus in his life.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I've always wondered how people like Doug and James manage. Both of their big successes are further and further into the past, with their hair taking the biggest hit. We have just about hit the point where AVGN's video on the Power Glove is closer to the release of 1990's Super Mario Bros. 3 than the present day.

AVGN is still funny and reviews games.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

TradCath LARPer

I'm not very familiar with him, but I thought he was an atheist.

I guess he was back when internet atheism was big, but went "TradCath" once internet atheism gave way to wokeism.

 

[Aquinas 2]

I want to feel bad for the skeptic, i really do
but he put his tongue in an E-Whore's smelly piss hole, and i just cant abide by that

 

[Burd Turglar]

I was convinced he stopped making videos ages ago so this is pretty funny.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

Been looking into his Patrion to look how much income he is making. Which since he is not making that much ad views anymore, most of his income come from donation. So here the time line:
2015: Armoured Skeptic peak around $1,277/month
2019: Armoured Skeptic only made $625/month
2020: Armoured Skeptic private his earning and has only 211 subs which mean he maybe making around $500/month.
2022: Armoured Skeptic is down only 112 subs. He maybe estimate to be making between around $400/month. That is not counting when taxes come in and YouTube revenue which is nothing.
Should have married June, and you would not be homeless.

 

[Druveer]

The moment someone suicidebaits I lose any and call sympathy I had for them. Fuck off with that manipulative bullshit.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Suicide incoming (from his YouTube)
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He sounds more like Spoony here.

Oh shit oh fuck
Hmm whatever one could do to make up for loss of income from a fake job that was NEVER SUPPOSED bring you any money?
I am sure there are many Internet and Youtube OGs here that remember very well the time of YT rants and passion videos, the era of going online to meet people you could talk to or play games with and become friends, the time when people did response videos for zero dolla dolla just because they wanted to argue their point.
Well dude, get a real job where you can offer something of use to society.
No, shitpoasting and "commentary" is not a product to be sold, if you end up doing that, your audience will eventually capture you and modify who you are because you need the money.
As a comparison, if dude with broken arm comes to hospital, he cannot convince me that his arm is fine and that with a shot of morphine he can go home and sleep. I'll keep the dude over night even if his mom is terminally ill and needs care, I'll just find a replacement. I won't even tell him he can sing a form to refuse medical care until the very last minute, because we literally had patients die on the stairs because of their stupidity leaving with clots and barely existing lung tissue. So no amount of money can change my mind that he needs to stay and we need to do xrays and put his arm back or schedule a surgery if needed.
Find a real job, Skeptic.

 

[Popper Whiting]

The moment someone suicidebaits I lose any and call sympathy I had for them. Fuck off with that manipulative bullshit.

Look if I came second in an internet break-up to an air-head who had her asshole and dirty room exposed in the same leaked photo I'd want to kill myself as well.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

He threw away his relationship and his career, not sure what he expected. Dude is definitely regretting not locking it down with sh0e. She's a bit of a basketcase but so is he.

 

[Red Mask]

So, he "lost" his YT channel because "According to my analytics, YouTube has officially stopped recommending my videos to outside audiences - this is basically the death note for my channel."
WHAT!?!! How does that stop him from making videos? Am I missing something? He is being ridiculous!

 

[Cuckoman]

he should have just gotten over the creepy bald head and knocked up shoe, its possible advancements in science will allow her to grow her hair back some day. Now he's all alone acting like a big homo.

Shoes baldness is not a result of a physiological condition but of a psychological one. If she just gets some meds to suppress her ticks and stop pulling it out her hair will grow back.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

So, he "lost" his YT channel because "According to my analytics, YouTube has officially stopped recommending my videos to outside audiences - this is basically the death note for my channel."
WHAT!?!! How does that stop him from making videos? Am I missing something? He is being ridiculous!

He's being a typical lazy faggot thinking that the only way to get traffic is to bend over and beg Youtube to pozload you with their big, black (box) algorithm. If he were serious about making a living at this he'd identify forums, subreddits, twitter hashtags, etc, that he could strategically spam to get noticed.... but that would be work, and he'd rather just take it up the ass from Youtube so he can spend the rest of his time painting models and playing videogames (or whatever other retarded peter pan shit he does). Peak OnlyFans thinking, in other words. He deserves everything he gets.

 

[Dave.]

My grandfather at 8 years old used to wake up with a layer of frost on his blanket, was given the chore of lighting the house stove at 5 am. He got up to do that, use an outhouse in the dark at 5 am in 0 degree weather then had to feed the cows. (You only got a hot breakfast after the animals were fed) At 17 he got to swim in the English Chanel on Christmas Eve thanks to a Nazi torpedo. The man never complained about anything except his grandchildren not going to church often enough.

I honestly think all these whiny assholes should be forced to live in a wood stove heated cabin for a month in winter to get some perspective in their life. Just forcing them offline for a month would do wonders for their mental health.

I mean if you ask a mexican farmer in the rural parts of Mexico where he's living in a small home with his five kids how he's doing he's probably going to look at you weird, laugh, and be like "fine I guess?" Meanwhile you ask an office yuppie in California who lives in an expensive apartment how he's doing he'll be like "Man, life just sucks, I'm just not happy."