This entire Kuwait arc could not have turned out any more satisfying and enjoyable. I don't know why any of us--and I include myself here--thought for even a couple of hours that Chantal was turning it around, that Salad was a kind-looking and polite-seeming young man, that any of this was a legitimate trip. It's obvious they aren't legally married, but for at least one day, many of us scratched our faces and wondered if she'd turned over a new gunt and was trying, really trying.
Instead, what we have is a clear sham relationship in which our dumpster queen talked a tard into pretending to marry her so they could have a couples' (or is it couples? Couple's?!) channel. After all, it's what she whined about in regards to Nads, who is looking downright sane and levelheaded by the minute compared to these two. I can just hear her saying something to this Pokemon imbecile something like, "So I'm a celebrity YouTuber, and I make X amount of dollars every month. It's crazy how easy it is.! I can come to Kuwait, we can tell everyone we're married, and we can do a couples' channel! I was supposed to do one with my ex, but I broke up with him. We'll be King and Queen Beezer! You'll love my Beezers. It'll get you subscribers for your own channel, and we both win in the end.!
Excellent content so far, Chantal, but not in the way you thought it was going to be. Every livestream looks just slightly lower in quality than various ISIS beheading videos, she's sitting on the Kuwaiti version of her old farty brown couch at home, her money is basically being thrown onto a funeral pyre, she's given up on pretending to like fruit and is posting community tabs about fast food like old times, and she just can't pretend to be sane for more than a couple of days, as evidenced by everything she's recently been doing online. Her King Beezer is just as much of an asshole as she is, but in a different way.
This phase started off as yawn-worthy and somewhat discouraging (ie. "Where's our Gunt?!") , but now that the wheels are absolutely falling off the cart one by one, it's possibly the most entertaining portion of her saga yet. Internet royalty indeed!