DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

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I agree.
This guy should send empty boxes.
PHENOMENAL shots of his non existent hair here too.

Dude's giving shit away and the first thing Phail thinks of is that he's doing it purely for selfish reasons. Phail projects harder than a drive-in theater.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Not to mention that Dave is the one who "rewards" his viewers by dressing up like a faggot and blowing bubbles for likes.

 

[tzgnilki]

nymn was dunking on DSP, add him to the ever expanding list of enemies

twitch clip
streamable mirror

the reddit post nymn was reacting to/watching

it's 2am and I cba embedding the clip, best i'll do is a screenshot

 

[SupSilver]

Didn't find mention of it in the last 3 pages so

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2's Warzone (battle royale) mode goes live at 10am tomorrow Phil's time. This game mode will form a large part of the games twitch and youtube streaming content and viewer base going forward. On last night's MW2 stream Phil stated That he would be open to playing Warzone MW2 despite dislking MW2019's Warzone mode, but that he would not be playing it during the two other MW2 streams within the next 7 days, nor might he play it for several streams in the coming weeks. Mr. Variety streamer with 14 years of kohntent creation (!!!) is going to completely ignore the buzz around the launch of the gamemode and spend the next two weeks grinding team deathmatch pubs to unlock attachments.

How much do you want to bet when he finally does play it he will bitch and cry about how everyone else knows how to play and knows all the good spots?

 

[Lord_Point]

this guy should stop being abusive and exploitive by asking for Twitter likes and replies

He should beg for money to decide to have a giveaway, and then beg for more money during the giveaway, like the mature adults who run a successful business do

Dont worry guys, ill deboooonk this nudnick. Phil doesn't beg anymore, moron! That was old phil, from 3 days ago, now phil is 40 and 4/12th years old and he know better to e-beg! So basically your the loser for being obsessed with dave and how he used to behave last week!

Dude's giving shit away and the first thing Phail thinks of is that he's doing it purely for selfish reasons. Phail projects harder than a drive-in theater.

Or watching him eat. Phils narrsisism is on the same level as an empress jacked up on opium and led poisoning. Let the peasants watch their king eat, what a treat for them!

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Phil in his infinite wisdom has decided that instead of playing Pokemon on release day, a major release that has tons of hype because its a mainline Pokemon game, he's going to play a spooky game NO ONE has heard off. The fuck is The Devil In Me?! and why does he consider it a hotter release than bloody Pokemon?

I can tell you why, Pokemon is a Nintendo property and he DESPISES Nintendo so much that he will harm is own bottom line just to avoid them.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Phil in his infinite wisdom has decided that instead of playing Pokemon on release day, a major release that has tons of hype because its a mainline Pokemon game, he's going to play a spooky game NO ONE has heard off. The fuck is The Devil In Me?! and why does he consider it a hotter release than bloody Pokemon?

The Devil In Me is a cinematic game made up of choices and QTEs so is lower effort even than a baby RPG like Pokemon. Who can say why Phil is prioritizing it?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Aside from him misusing game terms all the time, an example of this that stood out to me:

Someone in chat asked him about Cammy's background in Street Fighter and he said she is Canadian. He also got the name of the team she is part of wrong. Street Fighter was this guy's life and he doesn't know shit as basic as that Cammy is British.

How the fuck do you get that wrong?! The game clearly says UK out loud when you go to Cammy's stage.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

To be fair Capcom got it wrong as well, the announcer says England, the flag is British and the stage is set in Scotland.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

And in the live-action movie she was portrayed by Kylie Minogue, an australian "actress" (with a vaguely french sounding surname).
Probably got all jumbled up together in Dave's gin rattled brain.

 

[Iron Hamster]

he's not even trying to justify or make things make sense anymore,

Sure he is. He wants to sit there and just have people hand him money.

So has any sleuths discovered whom DSP was sperging about when it comes to some "big time youtuber" who "died to the first boss" yet? I would be really interested to know what's making him so insanely jealous.

It's another Phaible. He doesn't have time to watch other streamers.

 

[Swallow Moon]

And in the live-action movie she was portrayed by Kylie Minogue, an australian "actress" (with a vaguely french sounding surname).
Probably got all jumbled up together in Dave's gin rattled brain.

Thats as good an explanation as we are likely to get. IIRC he always comments on how bad Cammy is in ST too, so maybe he ignored her when he was competing, and now ignores her because he's married, stoopid!

 

[Lord_Point]

How the fuck do you get that wrong?! The game clearly says ** out loud when you go to Cammy's stage.

Uhh hes married dude? He obviously pushed all facts about fictional women out of his brain when he became mahried. Also you can see Cammys upper thigh, and thats fucking disgusting to a mahture adult So whenever someone plays her he plugs his ears and shuts his eyes until the match is over. The fact that you had your eyes open to see her stage proves your a little kid.

To be fair Capcom got it wrong as well, the announcer says En*land, the flag is Br*tish and the stage is set in Scotland.

Sir please, this is a Christian message board. If you must say those words please instead use En*land and Br*tish.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Phil in his infinite wisdom has decided that instead of playing Pokemon on release day, a major release that has tons of hype because its a mainline Pokemon game, he's going to play a spooky game NO ONE has heard off. The fuck is The Devil In Me?! and why does he consider it a hotter release than bloody Pokemon?

I can tell you why, Pokemon is a Nintendo property and he DESPISES Nintendo so much that he will harm is own bottom line just to avoid them.

It's a Dark Pictures Anthology "game," he adores those even though he hated the last one. THUS day 1 views on a walking sim take priority. At least he can beat it in 2 days.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Phil in his infinite wisdom has decided that instead of playing Pokemon on release day, a major release that has tons of hype because its a mainline Pokemon game, he's going to play a spooky game NO ONE has heard off. The fuck is The Devil In Me?! and why does he consider it a hotter release than bloody Pokemon?

I can tell you why, Pokemon is a Nintendo property and he DESPISES Nintendo so much that he will harm is own bottom line just to avoid them.

Maybe Khet wants to play Pokémon day one

 

[Iron Hamster]

Maybe Khet wants to play Pokémon day one

She has her own money dude. She really does. To pay her billz.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Not to mention that Dave is the one who "rewards" his viewers by dressing up like a faggot and blowing bubbles for likes.

Oh look, it's typical DSP self-awareness time! Seriously, how the fuck does he not connect things like this to what he does on his streams?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

So apparently Disney Valley is going away until Christmas. Why the fuck does he have to wait to play Pokémon then? Even at Phil’s pace he could reasonably finish Sonic before Pokémon releases, and even if he doesn’t, he’ll need a new game to fill the hole in the schedule. The Marvel game doesn’t happen until the first week of December, that’s about 3 weeks of downtime.

Dude is all of a sudden down to like 4 games right now and it's crazy. Plagues Tale, Gotham Knights, and now Sonic devs have lost their ways when the game makes him use more than two braincells.

Gow2, Dreamlight Savings Time, Gotham and Sonic all lost interest HARD and here he is skipping games again. Too late to get on the Bayo train despite the game being probably the easiest out of the series from experience. Splatoon 3 is gettin updated and he quit that shit out of fear.

Where are we anymore? He says he's busy this "busy" gaming season but he's not picking up anything and reserving it for games like Callisto Protocol which ISN'T like Plague or GoW2 where he can milk that shit for its lovely storytelling and walking simulator-style gameplay.

 

[Swallow Moon]

But she has to use his (business related) Switch to play it, unless they decided to let Jasper Kitty starve so they could afford another Switch

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Dude's giving shit away and the first thing Phail thinks of is that he's doing it purely for selfish reasons. Phail projects harder than a drive-in theater.

Why do giveaways needs to be banned? because it asks for engagement? Yeah no shit retard that's the only reason they do it, it's like when a website tells you to join their newsletter for a 5% discount in your next purchase, they don't do it because they want to lose money, they do it because they want you to get updates to purchase more things in the future and to use your discount to make another purchase, or when a website or app tells you to refer a friend for a discount or credit, are those abusive too? Him calling giving away free things in exchange for comments "abusive and exploitative" it's as retarded as it gets, or maybe because of his "catholic upbringing" he believes they should be giving away games without telling anyone or else it's not a real giveaway.