Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Wise sage Boogie. He does the opposite of everything correct so we can all learn to do the right thing.

His ex-whore apparently found his Onlyfans troll adventure hilarious. Such a hilarious joke where real people have allegedly given him $600 so far:

For some reason this is the most hilariously transparently bullshit of all the times he's pulled the 'were still good friends' type of thing.

"She thought it was totally sick and funny, she actually suggested I do the only fans when I actually pranked her right before I dumped her and she thought it was hilarious, we're still besties because she thinks Im totally funny and still loves me but I cant focus on her and the onlyfans at the same time, she actually helped me set it up because she wants whats best for me, but she deleted her twitter because of the elon musk thing so dont bother, anyway love ya guys!'

I dont know why this particular 'second grader coming up with tall tales' thing got me the way it did but this one is one of the more ridiculous ones. Hes barely trying, there.

 

[AnOminous]

Wonder what will kill him first, the inevitable Beetus or the cancer/heart attack, if he isn't bullshitting it ofc.

Wiki: "Studies show the median survival rate of controlled Polycythemia Vera ranges from 10 to 20 years."

I don't think this was a study involving horrible fat fuckers. Also the odds of this fat fucker adhering to medical advice is about zero, since you know the first thing they told him was to lose weight. Allegedly his other doctor told him he'd die just of the obesity and he didn't change a damn thing.

Edit: And it's actually his fault. Why was he taking testosterone??

You have to ask why the most low-T man on the planet would take testosterone?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Boogie has cancer

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Poor Cancer Cells had to spawn inside of Boogie. They didn't deserve that to happen to them.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Dying as he lives. Fat.

 

[diehardman]

Steven has blood cancer. Wild.

 

[BingBong]

Boogie has cancer

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probably the least surprising thing I've heard in a while

 

[Spergichu]

Only Boogie could get cancer and it still not be the most pressing medical condition that he has.

 

[DocMorbis]

As he refuses to lose weight this cancer will make quick work of him.

Steven if you bothered to give a damn to weight loss you would not have gotten cancer.

 

[The Melted One]

Steven, if you bothered to give a damn to lose weight you would not have gotten cancer.

I guess it’s likely he developed the cancer from the testosterone he was taking. As far as I understand the topic, excess adipose tissue can cause elevated levels of estrogen in men. Boogie could have avoided the drugs by simply exercising. Lose weight and stimulate natural testosterone production. I guess it’s hard to make money as an autistic landwhale on YouTube if you take care of your health..

 

[Anstiv]

Boogie has cancer

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"I'll just do what my doctor tells me to do."

The biggest lie of the fucking century.

 

[Hal]

I’ll finally be able to say boogie1488 died again for real this time

 

[Pill Cosby]

How can somebody like Boogie have blood cancer? I thought his blood type was Custard.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Lol
Lmao

 

[Arthur Morgan]

He'll set up a gofundme for this, do nothing to help his situation, and die long after everyone forgot about him.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I'll believe it when I see Boogie's corpse. Sounds like he's just adding it on his list of grifts.

 

[Victim2988]

I actually don't believe it until I see him dying like a big turd on a hospital bed with a lot of tubes everywhere and a nurse on his side looking bored and disgusted. A long, smelly fart and he's gone. Thanks cancer, in case you exist. (Which I doubt).

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Even for surgery you have to lose weight for 6 months, meal plans included (and this is for someone less obese than Boogie)

There's no way he'll make the effort and just eat more foods that add to the cancer like steak.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I fucking refuse to believe this fat tub of faggot bullshit.

 

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First Metokur and now Boogie. God must be getting sick of all this internet grifting.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Is there relations with being fat and cancer?