The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[ellroy]

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Wasn’t this troon in the military too? Why would he solicit the advice of another to pick out a sidearm? Just buy a cheap 9mm since that’s the round the military uses. Typically tranny behavior to blame someone else for their decisions.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Crossposting these from the Kindness thread. For the newcomers to the thread, this is Paul Boner Mandozer, co-founder of the tranch:
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I wonder what he means by the "expose the ranch protocol". Will he simply bring attention to the horrors of the tranch, which we already know of and document, to the world at large, throwing Kev and his Non-dilating Commendos to the wolves? Or will he expose the true depths of tranchian degeneracy; deeds so islamic that can even override their nigh-physiological need to publish everything on social media?

Either way, should be good for a laugh or ten.

 

[AnOminous]

Either way, should be good for a laugh or ten.

We all knew it was eventually going to shake out this way, even though the troons themselves were completely oblivious to what was obviously inevitable to us.

 

[CIS White Droid]

Wasn’t this troon in the military too? Why would he solicit the advice of another to pick out a sidearm? Just buy a cheap 9mm since that’s the round the military uses. Typically tranny behavior to blame someone else for their decisions.

To my knowledge Paul (Bonnie) has no military experience however the "bougie white chick" that he's talking about, Phil (Penny), does. Phil's obsession with 5.7 is probably due to the supposed armor piercing capabilities of the round (good luck getting actual AP 5.7 as a civilian).

 

[AnOminous]

Phil's obsession with 5.7 is probably due to the supposed armor piercing capabilities of the round (good luck getting actual AP 5.7 as a civilian).

I wonder if that mentally ill fedposting nutjob actually thinks a bunch of Chads with body armor are going to attack him someday or he just thinks it's "badass" to have such tacticool bullshit.

 

[CIS White Droid]

I wonder if that mentally ill fedposting nutjob actually thinks a bunch of Chads with body armor are going to attack him someday or he just thinks it's "badass" to have such tacticool bullshit.

Probably a bit of both. Ironically the 5.7 would probably make for a decent varmint round if you used it out of a rifle with SS197SR and it didn't cost $1 per round.

 

[AprilRains]

I wonder if that mentally ill fedposting nutjob actually thinks a bunch of Chads with body armor are going to attack him someday or he just thinks it's "badass" to have such tacticool bullshit.

He's buying wish fulfillment toys with the money they raised. He spends like a redneck lottery winner at a Dick's (ironic, that).

He might - might - need a .22 and a shotgun. There's no Earl threat. Instead, he tools around as if anticipating the final conflagration. I have plenty of guns, but I bought them with my own money, and not to the detriment of more pressing priorities.

 

[Ghostse]

He's buying wish fulfillment toys with the money they raised. He spends like a redneck lottery winner at a Dick's (ironic, that).

He might - might - need a .22 and a shotgun. There's no Earl threat. Instead, he tools around as if anticipating the final conflagration. I have plenty of guns, but I bought them with my own money, and not to the detriment of more pressing priorities.

in that area, even on a measly 5 acres, if you are doing ranch-type work you need a pistol - a fucking revolver you assholes - round about a .38 loaded with snakeshot for rattlers, and it should be on you at all timew.

Rattlesnakes eat mice and rats and grophers and all sorts of pests a functioning farm - even a non-functioning one - don't want around, so you shouldn't go gunning for them. But they like to hide in areas you might not see them until you're ontop of them - and if there's one rattler there in front of you, there might be more behind you, so retreat is a bad idea. If its tail is going, and you're closer than 6 feet... its not quite "Him or me" but unless you feel really lucky you need to respond that way.

You should also have a .22 somewhere you can run and grab it. Its good for varmiting. Ground that open and that populated you shouldn't need to worry about bears to much. Its also good to have if there are methheads skulking about. Methheads aren't going to try to do the 22lr calculus, they are going to see you have a gun and go to place that doesn't have a gun.

And you should have a 12 gauge in the house and your wife should know how to use it, and be comfortable grabbing it if she hears you yelling. If there is bear, or a mountain lion, that will likely save your life.

Crossposting these from the Kindness thread. For the newcomers to the thread, this is Paul Boner Mandozer, co-founder of the tranch:
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When the sanest Tranch Troon is the one who stuck his flacid dick in crazy and hears voices.

Also Boner is very close to admitting KWF was right about Phil trying to get them to standardize on moon ammo.

 

[AprilRains]

in that area, even on a measly 5 acres, if you are doing ranch-type work you need a pistol - a fucking revolver you assholes - round about a .38 loaded with snakeshot for rattlers, and it should be on you at all timew.

Rattlesnakes eat mice and rats and grophers and all sorts of pests a functioning farm - even a non-functioning one - don't want around, so you shouldn't go gunning for them. But they like to hide in areas you might not see them until you're ontop of them - and if there's one rattler there in front of you, there might be more behind you, so retreat is a bad idea. If its tail is going, and you're closer than 6 feet... its not quite "Him or me" but unless you feel really lucky you need to respond that way.

You should also have a .22 somewhere you can run and grab it. Its good for varmiting. Ground that open and that populated you shouldn't need to worry about bears to much. Its also good to have if there are methheads skulking about. Methheads aren't going to try to do the 22lr calculus, they are going to see you have a gun and go to place that doesn't have a gun.

And you should have a 12 gauge in the house and your wife should know how to use it, and be comfortable grabbing it if she hears you yelling. If there is bear, or a mountain lion, that will likely save your life.

If you have a shotgun, you might not need a revolver, but in practice I agree that the revolver is a very good idea. It's the ideal working gun. You can load anything from snake shot to bear killers in it, and it'll do the job if you do yours.

But that arsenal doesn't have to cost too much. If you make that revolver a Ruger or a good used Smith and Wesson, those three guns might run you less than $1,200. Their idiot pistol cost more than that!

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

If you have a shotgun, you might not need a revolver, but in practice I agree that the revolver is a very good idea. It's the ideal working gun. You can load anything from snake shot to bear killers in it, and it'll do the job if you do yours.

But that arsenal doesn't have to cost too much. If you make that revolver a Ruger or a good used Smith and Wesson, those three guns might run you less than $1,200. Their idiot pistol cost more than that!

As someone beat me to it, a revolver with snakeshot is incredibly useful anywhere you expect to encounter poisonous snakes, but you ALSO need at least knee-high boots that are tough enough that they can't fang right through 'em. I personally recommend .45 instead of .38 - the USA military legit switched to the former for stopping power.

The shotgun is for Big Shit. A 10 gauge break-open side-by-side (the kind you see in old westerns) with buckshot in one barrel and a slug round in the other, per several of my rural relatives, is the best universal "OH FUCK SHOOT IT!" emergency gun. If you're not on point and the slug misses, at least some of the buckshot will hit and probably STILL ruin the day of whatever you hit. There's almost no moving parts at all (altho a good pump-action is quite reliable) so they can outlive several owners.

 

[AnOminous]

Also Boner is very close to admitting KWF was right about Phil trying to get them to standardize on moon ammo.

I'm guessing their finances are now in a death spiral where a buck a bullet for their dumbass larping is starting to cramp their style. They could literal spam their money into a hole in the ground back then but now, probably not.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

Based on Bonnie's tweets and the attempts to “expand,” it does feel like they are going to probably wind up either having lost the hoard of animals/farm or that they are going to try to leverage Bonnie's land into some high-interest loan for a place they'll be unable to afford very soon.

I'm enjoying the general contractor arc we're in now thus far. I don’t pretend to know anything about building or construction — but I do know enough to never hire the cheapest/dumbest labor, which is what the Tranchers most definitely are. Still, watching all of them (except Kevin) have to get jobs is sort of satisfying.

 

[Ghostse]

If you have a shotgun, you might not need a revolver, but in practice I agree that the revolver is a very good idea. It's the ideal working gun. You can load anything from snake shot to bear killers in it, and it'll do the job if you do yours.

But that arsenal doesn't have to cost too much. If you make that revolver a Ruger or a good used Smith and Wesson, those three guns might run you less than $1,200. Their idiot pistol cost more than that!

If you are just traipsing around an area you expect to encounter venomous stakes, yes you want a shotty, even just a .410. In a pinch you can use it as club.

But you want a 6 shooter on your hip with snake shot when you're going around your daily business because your hands might be occupied when you discover your scaly friend. You set your shotgun down just 10 feet away, but 10 feet away isnt in your hands.

And naturally all this is pretty moot if you are out with a crew. It is very unlikely 10 guys will end up facing down rattlers at the same time, so there should be someone to run and grab the boom stick.

As someone beat me to it, a revolver with snakeshot is incredibly useful anywhere you expect to encounter poisonous snakes,

Venomous, not poisonous.

You can drink snake venom. you can wash your hands in it. You just cannot let it get into your blood - your VEINS - or it'll go to work. Because snakes are venomous, which is how they can eat the things they kill without also dying.

No snakes are poisonous - all snakes are eatable (if you want to is a whole other question). Poisonous means that the mad chemicals will react with any cells, not solely the ones in your bloodstream.

but you ALSO need at least knee-high boots that are tough enough that they can't fang right through 'em. I personally recommend .45 instead of .38 - the USA military legit switched to the former for stopping power.

Stopping power doesn't matter too much for snakes. With snake shot its more about how many bb's you're putting out. You can get .22 snake shot, you just don't get much spread. .38 or larger snake shot is what you want.

You are correct about the boots. Country lore says if your boots are thick enough it increases the odds of a "dry bite" (more mature, less angry rattlers may bite you but not inject venom) because the snake isn't sure if its fangs penetrated. No fucking clue if that's reality and no intention on finding out.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

in that area, even on a measly 5 acres, if you are doing ranch-type work you need a pistol - a fucking revolver you assholes - round about a .38 loaded with snakeshot for rattlers, and it should be on you at all timew.

Rattlesnakes eat mice and rats and grophers and all sorts of pests a functioning farm - even a non-functioning one - don't want around, so you shouldn't go gunning for them. But they like to hide in areas you might not see them until you're ontop of them - and if there's one rattler there in front of you, there might be more behind you, so retreat is a bad idea. If its tail is going, and you're closer than 6 feet... its not quite "Him or me" but unless you feel really lucky you need to respond that way.

You should also have a .22 somewhere you can run and grab it. Its good for varmiting. Ground that open and that populated you shouldn't need to worry about bears to much. Its also good to have if there are methheads skulking about. Methheads aren't going to try to do the 22lr calculus, they are going to see you have a gun and go to place that doesn't have a gun.

And you should have a 12 gauge in the house and your wife should know how to use it, and be comfortable grabbing it if she hears you yelling. If there is bear, or a mountain lion, that will likely save your life.




When the sanest Tranch Troon is the one who stuck his flacid dick in crazy and hears voices.

Also Boner is very close to admitting KWF was right about Phil trying to get them to standardize on moon ammo.

Or you could just buy a 9mm that will do all of those things but better.

 

[MadDisaster]

This thread has made me wish the military kiwis would make a thread for amusing stories. Probably too much potential power level though.

 

[HackerX]

Based on Bonnie's tweets and the attempts to “expand,” it does feel like they are going to probably wind up either having lost the hoard of animals/farm or that they are going to try to leverage Bonnie's land into some high-interest loan for a place they'll be unable to afford very soon.

I'm enjoying the general contractor arc we're in now thus far. I don’t pretend to know anything about building or construction — but I do know enough to never hire the cheapest/dumbest labor, which is what the Tranchers most definitely are. Still, watching all of them (except Kevin) have to get jobs is sort of satisfying.

Lol, I'm debating that the next time I buy a house, I'll post pictures of things that look unusual and just pretend it's Tranch-work. I'll then get a few paragraphs explaining wtf I'm supposed to do to fix it.

 

[Ghostse]

Or you could just buy a 9mm that will do all of those things but better.

It doesn't take much gun to kill a snake, and odds are you can get away with a semi. But if you're out in ranch conditions, you probably are get enough dust, dirty and moisture to make those edge cases an issue. Everyone I talked to just said have a 6'er and never think abou t it again. .38 specials are cheap and so is the ammo.

Also different story if you are expecting bear. 9mm will take down a bear, but possibly not on a timescale you're going to be comfortable with.
The tranch isn't in normal grizzly habitat though. And as they make 9mm carbines, the Tranch should have standardized on 9mm instead of 5.7 moon ammo.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Y u ppl so mean to sneks?

They don't need a gun for snakes or bears or any of that.

It's the snakes you don't see that get you.

And a bear would take one look at these people and nope the fuck out of there.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

There's no Earl threat.

Nigga, I'm right here.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

[tire inflation intensifies]