Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Boogie has cancer

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I'm gonna really ruin his day by sincerely saying it is awful for anyone to contract or deal with something like this if he's indeed telling the truth this time, (Keyword: IF.) and I hope he does well and pulls through and does the appropriate therapies and life changing routines to manage it and stick with it, As there's no get lucky and beat it. There's no cure for Primary polycythemia vera. It can however be managed to a point where it's not going to fuck you up if you're younger than 60. And if it's a SECONDARY cause and not a primary- It is indeed treatable and curable. As it can also be the side effect of kidney issues or hormonal fuckery.

It's going to ruin his day because he desperately wants his internet bad guys to be all bad guys. And It will bother him more if he ego scrolls past my post than if I called him a thousand other insults. Because the person that normally laughs at the stupid shit HE CHOOSES TO DO has more concern for his health than the people around him at this point.

 

[Devious Dave]

Rip boogie
Whenever he dies i hope Josh will take out a ghost box and contact boogie to have him on as a co-host

 

[actually a cat]

Boogie has cancer

has he tried not being fat?

 

[AnOminous]

Congrats to Boogie for being the first person to ever gain weight while going through Chemo

 

[Escalating Violence]

Wait a minute..... boogie has cancer? I thought he WAS the cancer.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

I'll believe it when I see his fat ass on a broken stretcher.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

It's okay, he should do what the other deathfats have done when they had a cancer scare, get a hystere--oh. Oops.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

It was because I was shitposting on /fit/ yesterday and rolled trips twice

Extremely based.

It could be fake though, as other Farmers have pointed out. It’s suspiciously close to him getting his shit fucked up in Crypto. If I was in that situation, I’d have a fake cancer grift too.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Boogie already allegedly had cancer in the past:

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[Heckler1]

I'm going out on a limb and saying I don't think this is true. I expect him to larp for a while for pitybux, and then make a sudden "recovery". If it is true then rest in pepperoni I guess.

 

[Lugubrious]

Boogie2988 Mocks Ex Who Died Of Cancer

this guy is a terrible person

m.youtube.com

 

[Mister Mint]

I don't buy it for a second.

The man who lies every time he needs attention, money, or clout, and has made it very clear recently that he needs all three more than ever right now, suddenly has a very convenient kind of cancer where he can get away with not having any outward symptoms like, say, sudden weight loss, but will be able to still milk it when needed?

*koff koff* "Oh no the cancer's really hitting me hard,you don't have to donate superchats to me, it's okay, I'll just die of cancer. It's cool, I just love you guys sooo much."

I normally wouldn't disbelieve boogie got some kind of illness because the mere fact that his heart isn't exploding country gravy is god's greatest miracle, but the timing is too perfect and he's just the kind of scum to do it.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Don't forget the poor firemen and paramedics sacrificing their backs (and potential their lives) removing this gargantuan blob. Workers comp ahoy!

Fayettville is large enough to have bariatric ambulances. EMS and Fire has specialized gear to carry these types of people.
God help us if he's stuck inside a muti-story we can't drag him out of though.

 

[AnOminous]

*koff koff* "Oh no the cancer's really hitting me hard,you don't have to donate superchats to me, it's okay, I'll just die of cancer. It's cool, I just love you guys sooo much."

I'd throw pennies at him if they found out copper enhanced his kind of cancer. (Actually currently pennies are made of copper-clad zinc.)

 

[SpaceAce]

Me: I’m taking a break from Boogie.

Boogie less than an hour later: I HAVE CANCER.

Jeezes Boogie if you wanted my attention that bad you just have to ask.

(Joking, the timing is just too weird not to mention)

 

[AnOminous]

Me: I’m taking a break from Boogie.

Boogie less than an hour later: I HAVE CANCER.

Jeezes Boogie if you wanted my attention that bad you just have to ask.

(Joking, the timing is just too weird not to mention)

He got a cancer as fat and gay and lazy as he is. He'll be alive a while unless he dies of some other consequence of his obesity.

 

[A-Stump]

The boy who cried suicide/child sexual abuse is now saying he has cancer

Yeah OK

 

[Brutality]

So what's gonna kill him first. The Beetus or the Cancer?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Boogie already allegedly had cancer in the past:
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Yeah, there are people that are vitamin deficient and take supplements/sunlight for it.
My first thought was prostrate cancer and now I really hope he has that just so he can tweet about how hard it is to pee.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That sucks. I hope he's a massive lib so I don't need to feel even this paltry compassion for him.