Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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With the increase of foreign mercenaries in Ukrainian ranks, the cases of homosexual rape of Ukrainian troops have skyrocketed. In the past they were issued memos telling them how to act when sexually assaulted by foreign mercenaries, and now they're asking for medication for 149 soldiers suffering from rectal tearing and other damage resulting from gay rape. Who would've thought that NAFO trannies are prone to consent accidents?
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With the increase of foreign mercenaries in Ukrainian ranks, the cases of homosexual rape of Ukrainian troops have skyrocketed. In the past they were issued memos telling them how to act when sexually assaulted by foreign mercenaries, and now they're asking for medication for 149 soldiers suffering from rectal tearing and other damage resulting from gay rape. Who would've thought that NAFO trannies are prone to consent accidents?
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Whoever did that could have used a 3d printer to make an official-looking Ukrainian stamp in TPU rubberized filament or something.
It's actually amazing how low effort this is.
 
Whoever did that could have used a 3d printer to make an official-looking Ukrainian stamp in TPU rubberized filament or something.
It's actually amazing how low effort this is.
Pretty sure I saw this same crap months ago. Given some of the questionable behavior on the Russian side, I almost feel like they're projecting...
 
With the increase of foreign mercenaries in Ukrainian ranks, the cases of homosexual rape of Ukrainian troops have skyrocketed. In the past they were issued memos telling them how to act when sexually assaulted by foreign mercenaries, and now they're asking for medication for 149 soldiers suffering from rectal tearing and other damage resulting from gay rape. Who would've thought that NAFO trannies are prone to consent accidents?
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>rybar
lol,lmao even.Kherson feint buckbroke you didn't it?
 
There's no two ways about it. Russia wronged Ukraine by violating their borders, it's rather simple.
I still think Ukraine should have just cut the separatist-run regions loose while they had the chance.

Granted, you don't wanna fall into the vicious cycle of appeasement, but if a certain region is only causing you trouble, you should consider washing your hands of them.

Elon had the right idea: UN-supervised elections. If the separatist regions don't wanna be part of Ukraine, then don't make them stay. They have a right to self-determination, no matter what globohomo says.
 
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It's no more complicated than that.
There is a little more to it, though it's in a similar vein - Russia's habitable stretch of land has been invaded over the centuries by quite a lot of peoples. The best barriers and bulwarks to invasion, it controlled during its stint as the USSR - it now controls one or two bottlenecks of around seven. Ukraine (and Poland) have some of those bottlenecks, and the Kremlin wants to have control over them, either directly or through puppet states.

It's not so much just Russia longing for the lost glory days of Empire, but rather that historical anxieties about its vulnerabilities essentially compel it to keep invading its neighbors. Issue is, the red army just ain't what it used to be - but access to nukes allows them to keep throwing what future generations haven't taken a holiday in istanbul at the wall.
 
Ukraine had the choice to bomb the Donbass for nearly a decade straight. They also had the choice to allow the burgers to enter their asses in 2014 with their gay coup. Can you seriously think before you post? Anyone can play that game and I guarantee you the "who wronged who" game doesn't end in the Ukrainiens' favour.
That's what governments do when spergs try to secede unilaterally. What did Russia do to Chechnya when they tried to secede? Oh that's right, they bombed Grozny back into the stone age, lol.

Try that shit in the USA as well, see how the federal government responds to some hicks with guns trying to make Idaho an independent country.
 
Of course it's not for no reason. Russia sees Ukraine as its toy to control as it wishes and is throwing a shitfit, because Ukraine dared to throw out its puppet ruler. Putin wants it to return to being a Russian vassal. It's no more complicated than that.

This is all very reductive, and I definitely disagree. There's been more than enough autistic back and forth though, and I'm not really interested in slapfighting about it.

The Ukraine conflict has multiple facets;

1: Russia wanted Crimea back. (And as far as I can tell Crimea did/does genuinely prefer being a part of Russia.)

2: Russia sides with the Donbass seperatists (Who inarguably have the same right to self determination as The Ukraine itself does. I think it's really silly to insist that Donetsk/Lugansk are retarded banana republics that are entirely fabricated by Russia. Russia obviously support the rebels, and are doing a significant majority of the legwork, but they're not a wholly manufactured movement.)

3: The Ukraine wishes to maintain it's national sovereignity/borders. (Though they're being used as a proxy by the West in exactly the same fashion as Donbass is being used by Russia)

4: The west is using The Ukraine as a proxy vehicle to fight against Russia. We don't care about The Ukraine or any of the shit they say, it's convenient.

5: The Biden administration and other US glowniggers have a bunch of fingers in pies in The Ukraine. Hunter Biden, for example.



The main thing to me, as I've expressed before, is that I simply do not wish to waste money that my country could be using to benefit me/my countrymen on a conflict that I have literally no stake in. Whether or not Russia is "Justified" in waging war against The Ukraine is ultimately immaterial, it isnt and shouldn't be my problem.
 
I still think Ukraine should have just cut the separatist-run regions loose while they had the chance.

Granted, you don't wanna fall into the vicious cycle of appeasement, but if a certain region is only causing you trouble, you should consider washing your hands of them.
Perhaps, but between Donbas and Crimea, there's a lot of resources Ukraine could use for its development. Russian knows, having seized their drilling platforms when they invaded.
There's so much fucking gas Ukraine could probably provide the entire Europe for the foreseeable future. One of the theories I have for Putin's invasion is exactly this, competition over the only thing Russia as a glorified gas station has to offer to the world, being squeezed out of European market would've hurt big time.
Their titanium deposits place them in top 10 on the globe, and of course they're famous for metallurgy, specifically in the annexed territory.
Ukraine could've had a brilliant future if they made use of it all, and they were on the path to do exactly that.

So I'm not that sure they would've been willing to make this concession, pride be damned. It's existential for their nation on multiple levels.
Elon had the right idea: UN-supervised elections. If the separatist regions don't wanna be part of Ukraine, then don't make them stay. They have a right to self-determination, no matter what globohomo says.
The well was poisoned, it's way too late for that. Before 2014 that might've made sense. Though that said, they coexisted just fine before that, I'm under no illusion that Putin didn't deliberately fuel whatever schism that existed in order to capitalize on it, just so he could use them to justify further actions.
There is a little more to it, though it's in a similar vein - Russia's habitable stretch of land has been invaded over the centuries by quite a lot of peoples. The best barriers and bulwarks to invasion, it controlled during its stint as the USSR - it now controls one or two bottlenecks of around seven. Ukraine (and Poland) have some of those bottlenecks, and the Kremlin wants to have control over them, either directly or through puppet states.

It's not so much just Russia longing for the lost glory days of Empire, but rather that historical anxieties about its vulnerabilities essentially compel it to keep invading its neighbors. Issue is, the red army just ain't what it used to be - but access to nukes allows them to keep throwing what future generations haven't taken a holiday in istanbul at the wall.
To be frank, I'm not buying this, mostly because there is in fact longing for the lost glory days, it's like the only other feeling beside the apathy these people have, it's palpable.
Nuclear deterrent puts all these worries to rest, the security argument is a goddamn copout as far as I'm concerned.
The whole "NATO invasion" argument fell apart when NATO let Russia get away with the annexation of Crimea and hybrid war in Donbas. It became clear to me then that they would rather prefer to maintain things as they were than launch a pointless invasion risking nuclear holocaust.
Almost as if preserving peace was the entire point of their existence.
 
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Whoever did that could have used a 3d printer to make an official-looking Ukrainian stamp in TPU rubberized filament or something.
It's actually amazing how low effort this is.
>rybar
lol,lmao even.Kherson feint buckbroke you didn't it?
You two sound a little sore. Need some ointment too?

They put a little bit more effort into the totally real British Army conscription letters last time, really dropping the ball
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General Sanders? Glad to see he finally got a promotion.
 
They put a little bit more effort into the totally real British Army conscription letters last time, really dropping the ball
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Whoever wrote that has absolutely no idea how formal letters are written in the civil service. The paper is wrong, that letterhead isn't remotely correct, the date would be below the recipient address, there would be a bunch of little QR codes and serial numbers in various spots. The linguistic form is absolutely wrong. I could go on and on...

I've received a lot of official letters in my time, for various reasons that I shan't go into. I could write the national government house style in my sleep.
 
That's what governments do when spergs try to secede unilaterally. What did Russia do to Chechnya when they tried to secede? Oh that's right, they bombed Grozny back into the stone age, lol.

Try that shit in the USA as well, see how the federal government responds to some hicks with guns trying to make Idaho an independent country.

The question is whether the government being able to just stomp on you like that is justifiable. It's the reality of the situation, but is that reality something you want to support?

Perhaps, but between Donbas and Crimea, there's a lot of resources Ukraine could use for its development. Russian knows, having seized their drilling platforms when they invaded.
There's so much fucking gas Ukraine could probably provide the entire Europe for the foreseeable future. One of the theories I have for Putin's invasion is exactly this, competition over the only thing Russia as a glorified gas station has to offer to the world, being squeezed out of European market would've hurt big time.
Their titanium deposits place them in top 10 on the globe, and of course they're famous for metallurgy, specifically in the annexed territory.
Ukraine could've had a brilliant future if they made use of it all, and they were on the path to do exactly that.

So I'm not that sure they would've been willing to make this concession, pride be damned. It's existential for their nation on multiple levels.

Surely the same argument could be made for Russia in such a case? If The Ukraine were able to usurp Russian control over supplying gas to Europe then this would ultimately be an existential threat to Russia as well.

On the other hand; I don't think The Ukraine was going to have a "Brilliant future" in these areas, they've been one of (if not the most) corrupt nation in Europe for decades. They might have had the resources, but I am doubtful that they'd have been able to transform them into prosperity without a civil war or something similar excising the rot.
 
Elon had the right idea: UN-supervised elections. If the separatist regions don't wanna be part of Ukraine, then don't make them stay. They have a right to self-determination, no matter what globohomo says.
I'd agree with that if it wasn't a guaranteed fact they are just proxy states that would be immediately annexed by Russia making self-determination a farce. Another problem is there's no pre-existing national identity to justify self-determination and independence in this case. There's never been a DPR/LPR in existence at any time in prior history.

Another even bigger problem is what's good for Ukraine is good for Russia, or China, or a hundred other countries. China in particular is no doubt very leery about any talk of UN-supervised self-determination given Taiwan and the Muslim areas in western China.

In every other case of self-determination I can think of it's been a previously sovereign nation or culture that was annexed by another one at some time in the past, typically through conquest. By that standard you really couldn't justify self-determination for Taiwan, for that matter.
 
Surely the same argument could be made for Russia in such a case? If The Ukraine were able to usurp Russian control over supplying gas to Europe then this would ultimately be an existential threat to Russia as well.

On the other hand; I don't think The Ukraine was going to have a "Brilliant future" in these areas, they've been one of (if not the most) corrupt nation in Europe for decades. They might have had the resources, but I am doubtful that they'd have been able to transform them into prosperity without a civil war or something similar excising the rot.
Chimping out at its neighbours because they might provide competition so you wont have a monopoly any more isn't exactly an amazing argument. I doubt anyone making this argument would make the same justification for the US doing it in the middle east.
 
I'm actually surprised that it apparently HAS turned out to be the Hohols' fault, especially with how quickly Zelensky was demanding action.



Because the Ukrainians were still the ones to have hit Poland. Ukraine taking the L on this one is a lot less pathetic than trying to argue that it's Russia's fault that Ukraine bombed Poland.
Not only is Ukraine insistent that it wasn’t them, they are actively trying to find something to prove that it was fired by Russia. Like nigga, just shut the fuck up and apologize. NATO won’t do anything to you anyway.
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