Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[NeetBoy]

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[AnOminous]

I thought that soylent crap went the way of the Zune and myspace.

Nope. It's still around, unlike the Zune, Myspace, and Revolution 60.

 

[Typhoid Mary]

In a dystopia, the people making it would realize it was horrible and calculate the costs for making it taste better. Realizing it would cost a full dime more, they would instead hire an insane tranny to make commercials where the tranny screamed at you that if you didn't like it you were unpatriotic.

Like this?

(begin transmission)

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?

We've received reports that the taste of Soylent is not meeting expectations. As I speak, those who lodged complaints are being processed at the National Clinic for Informed Consent to become their state mandated, truest selves.

No longer will we be thought-raped by these transgressors against our benevolent social policies. May the grace of the glorious Empress Stefonknee be with you all!

(transmission ends)

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

At least Brianna will die faster drinking lead.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

I'm surprised Wu doesn't try Thai Buddist cooking or something. Lots of clever uses of flavours and it's nice and healthy.

 

[AssRock]

The worst part is, after having tried it myself, it tastes terrible. It makes me happy thinking that shmuck is chugging this shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Can confirm; soylent is just a chalky, flavorless slurry and should be served in prisons alongside nutritional loaf.

 

[Bonesnap]

try Thai Buddist cooking

There's your problem. "Try" implies a certain amount of effort which is a no-go, and the -ing suffix implies some kind of action being done, which everyone knows that doing things is for servants.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I'm surprised Wu doesn't try Thai Buddist cooking or something. Lots of clever uses of flavours and it's nice and healthy.

That requires Brianna to learn and put forth effort so that's not happening. She may be lazier than Chris when it comes to food preparation.

 

[soliloquyR]

GOD DAMN WHITE CIS PEOPLE!

Spoiler: let me tell you about the great evil in this world. straight white men!

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712358314340958208

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712358569262317569

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712358784061087744

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712359052517494785

Meanwhile, in the real world: liveleak.com/view?i=112_1458660549

Not a single mention of the terror attacks in Belgium from Wu. People died there you, horrible excuse for a human being, and all you do is tard about Soylent and the terrible oppression you suffer for being a "woman".

I guess Wu's an expert on this subject, considering he spend most of his life as a white cis male.

 

[Cynical]

Wu versus Trumpenkrieger Part Deux:

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Wu versus Trumpenkrieger Part Deux:

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Okay, who is this guy and why is this Internet slap fight more important than anything else she could be doing right now? It's like we're the only people who remember that she has a game to work on.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

We're just about to nothing left on Brianna Wu news coverage:
http://www.wdam.com/story/31539256/microsoft-apologizes-for-hiring-dancers-for-networking-event

Most amazingly, there was hardly any news about Wu's VR panel.

 

[Cynical]

Okay, who is this guy and why is this Internet slap fight more important than anything else she could be doing right now? It's like we're the only people who remember that she has a game to work on.

Wu decided to troll an alt right Trump fantard, this is him being unable to quit running this shit into the ground.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Stop harassing people Brianna, god

 

[lemongrab]

I'm surprised Wu doesn't try Thai Buddist cooking or something. Lots of clever uses of flavours and it's nice and healthy.

>Wu
>try

You speak as if that's a remote possibility.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Stop harassing people Brianna, god

I feel bad for the guy. Brianna is going to keep bullying him, siccing her followers on him, and dragging out arguments with him every time she feels the slightest bit insecure about herself and there's not a damn thing he can do about it. She's got the Twitter team sucking her trannycock so reporting her is useless.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

So Brianna mainly subsists on...

Spoiler: ...this?!?!

I'd say this explains why she looks so unhealthy.

Also, I just learned there is a food/drink preparation named after a product made from corpses in a dystopian science fiction setting... what's next, Dr. Strangelove's Fun Fair? "Spend a fun weekend for the whole family in our underground bunker complex! Experience the thrill of surviving nuclear war while glugging down a nice smooth glass of Soylent Wu! Hear the far-off rumbling of thermonuclear explosions while relaxing near the underground swimming pool!"

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

The worst part is, after having tried it myself, it tastes terrible. It makes me happy thinking that shmuck is chugging this shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Wow, if they really think meat is terrible, why not become a vegan? It tastes better, is less ridiculous than Soylent, and it's certainly more healthy too. But nah, this fucker skips going Vegan and instead opts for dystopian nutrition.

Because soylent is the kind of thing you'd be consuming for nutrition in a dystopia.

I'd never explored Flynt/Wu's obsession with Soylent, so I finally looked it up.

From one critic who lacks Flynt/Wu's refined palate: It tastes "like a combination of semen and liquid cement." (Maybe that's why Flynt/Wu likes it so much.)

I also wonder if Flynt/Wu's accelerating descent into madness isn't fueled in part by vitamin deficiencies resulting from his weird diet. The facial tics and what doctors would charitably refer to as his "impaired cognition" certainly point to an inadequate intake of B-12.

 

[Ruin]

We're just about to nothing left on Brianna Wu news coverage:
http://www.wdam.com/story/31539256/microsoft-apologizes-for-hiring-dancers-for-networking-event

Most amazingly, there was hardly any news about Wu's VR panel.

Why are people required to apologize for having fun now?

 

[zedkissed60]

"If I had to live my life over again, I would have moved to California and pursued modeling when I was in my late teens. it's funny because when I was younger, being so tall and flat chested made me feel awkward. Now I realize now how rare a gift it is. Also, I had my nose fixed which helped my looks immensely."

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