Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[kebab4you]

 

[Nikita]

The keyboard is a Yamaha PSR-A300 (circa 2005):
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It tells you what keys to press:
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Per the manual, one of Saleh's hits is preloaded:
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Basically, Salad is to music what Nads is to cooking.

 

[Freetimbit]

New CP: An explanation of the new couples channel.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Head honcho of the unholy threetards, Ashley Lamborghini, has said they are completely done with Chantal because of her recent behaviour. Everything else in the past was okay but marrying a frog man is where they draw the line. View attachment 3874341 Stolen from twitter

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Gotta give it to our Arabian Princess over her haydurs - at least she knows proper punctuation and starting each new sentence with a capital letter. Makes her come off as the least unhinged of the two.

 

[TwinkieStorr]

New CP: An explanation of the new couples channel.
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Gorl, that sandingger would be nothing without your name attached to his and he is also boring af.

You're kissing his feet like there's no tomorrow and, as a token of "gratitude", you get to live in a Kuwaiti prison cell where your zoo keeper locked all the food inside of a cabin because he knows you're a ravenous beast.

What a romance.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Sidenote: I don't want to shit on his place because what can he do? He lives in a country where his work prospects are shit and can't go back to his country because, well, it's Syria (although Chantal said maybe one day they'll visit - she's so dumb) so that's what he has and there's no shame in that. But she wouldn't stop bragging about how he was going to give her the world and she'd be spoiled and treated like a queen.

She is a queen. Queen of the closet they inhabit and the one his stuck in.
Eta Id love to see chinnys face, when she saw the closet for the first time.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Eta Id love to see chinnys face, when she saw the closet for the first time.

It probably took a while to fully envision through the squinting from the overwhelming stench of curry, armpits, and feet. It's a literal stink oven.

 

[DC & Negs Miracle BB]

Place your bets, farmers. What will be the  excuse reason she gives for leaving? An emergency back in Canada she has to go back for (Smee is sick, BBJ is sick, something is wrong with her aunt), she has to go back because of something to do with the lux villa (maybe new paperwork has to be filled out and she must be there to give a proper signature so Peetz isn't homeless), she misses her family and decides to go back for X-mas anyway, she has a medical emergency that can only be treated in Canada, Salah was too abusive and she had to make a grandious escape, or she admits she made a mistake?

Like I said before, her ego is as big as her stomach circumference, so I doubt it will be the latter. She also finds it easier to lie than to tell the truth so I imagine she is already thinking of outs she can use to go back. If you can think of other lies she could use, please let me know your speculations. I'm interested to know what others can come up with. Also, can we please get a poll up on how long we are speculating she stays in general?

I am in the belief she faked a migraine either to avoid Salah making her do things (I am in the camp of Salah treating her like a wife-slave) especially since there is no sink to be seen to do dishes so she probably has to waddle out into a common area to do them (possibly laundry, too), or she was trying her best to avoid anyone seeing the room (I think this is less likely since she has a track record for giving things away like this on "accident" to get people talking). They did have to reschedule the sing-a-long because of said headache and maybe she was hoping he would drop the idea. I have been dealing with migraines all my life and the way she was on the other day in chats and leaving comments doesn't make sense to me. There was too much focus there and the light from her phone would have been killing her if she had an actual migraine.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Place your bets, farmers. What will be the  excuse reason she gives for leaving? An emergency back in Canada she has to go back for (Smee is sick, BBJ is sick, something is wrong with her aunt), she has to go back because of something to do with the lux villa (maybe new paperwork has to be filled out and she must be there to give a proper signature so Peetz isn't homeless), she misses her family and decides to go back for X-mas anyway, she has a medical emergency that can only be treated in Canada, Salah was too abusive and she had to make a grandious escape, or she admits she made a mistake?

Like I said before, her ego is as big as her stomach circumference, so I doubt it will be the latter. She also finds it easier to lie than to tell the truth so I imagine she is already thinking of outs she can use to go back. If you can think of other lies she could use, please let me know your speculations. I'm interested to know what others can come up with. Also, can we please get a poll up on how long we are speculating she stays in general?

I am in the belief she faked a migraine either to avoid Salah making her do things (I am in the camp of Salah treating her like a wife-slave) especially since there is no sink to be seen to do dishes so she probably has to waddle out into a common area to do them (possibly laundry, too), or she was trying her best to avoid anyone seeing the room (I think this is less likely since she has a track record for giving things away like this on "accident" to get people talking). They did have to reschedule the sing-a-long because of said headache and maybe she was hoping he would drop the idea. I have been dealing with migraines all my life and the way she was on the other day in chats and leaving comments doesn't make sense to me. There was too much focus there and the light from her phone would have been killing her if she had an actual migraine.

This bitch doesn’t even know what a migraine is. She thinks headaches from high blood pressure, lack of junk food and drug withdrawal are migraines.
That’s if you even believe she had a headache to begin with

 

[McGoo]

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Home Shaming? Fuck me, that’s pushing this ‘shaming’ obsession of hers over the edge. I fear if anyone uses the term shaming in real life, I’ll just face punch them out of spite.

I’m also noticing the Nader thing is creeping up again. It’s now “a YEAR and more” instead of the eight months that you might have been able to stretch it to based on actual time spend together of April to November

 

[JohnnyCake]

Regarding Salad's tiny apartment, it's possible that he does have money because he chooses to live below his means. I know that's something that's virtually unheard of these days, but it's actually a good thing to do if you're trying to get ahead financially.

Regarding Chantal and the Holy Trinity, I sure hope Missy Moo is paying attention. All of you are expendable and you will be next if you step one toe out of line.

I had the same thought, but, knowing how much an apartment in Kuwait costs, if he were even middle class, he should have a 1 or 2 bedroom and still be way below his means. That apartment looks like a 300-400 dollar per month apartment, in USD.

But, I am not familiar with Syrian culture. It could be like Mexican culture in the US where they will come here, live as cheap as humanly possible, and send every penny back home. That is what his apartment looks like, someone who didn't spend 1 extra penny, and I know Syria is in bad enough shape that he very well could need to be supporting his entire family.

The other thing was I read that she flew over in the back of the plane. She is humongous. If you were ever going to spend a little of your savings, business class for her would have been the time. There was no guarantee she would even fit in 1 seat if she was flying back of a crowded plane. If you had the resources, it would be crazy not to have bought her business class or at least 2 coach seats.

Definitely not the most compelling argument, and I could definitely still see ADHD's point being right, but from the little I've seen and read, I'm leaning towards Salad being pretty broke.

 

[UsedUp]

Any time I try to Drop Image it says Image cannot be loaded from the passed link. I use Attach Files instead. Anyway enjoy the Gif. Let's hope it plays out like this for Chantal.

 

[Totallyunknown]

That looks exactly like what most men in their 20s live in ALONE while making under 30k. Most people in that income range would afford something like this by themselves without roommates or living directly with family. Its pretty rare to see this now because most people choose to live with roommates or stay home but in all honesty, if Salah lives alone in a studio apartment not connected to his family, I think thats admirable. It's a very expensive country and he's kept a small piece of it possibly on his own. To me, that is more interesting than if he was super wealthy.

Its still hilarious Chantal either lied to the Beezers or Salah lied to her.

I also think it's fun to imagine Chantal doesn't have access to laundry but there are dozens of portable machines that can be easily stored in the smallest of Japanese apartments. Most buildings include a laundry room for tenants to use. And worst case, there is a laundry mat Salah could take their clothes to.

He may have only had an induction hot plate in the corner with a small sink we can't see but an air fryer is exactly what a woman would buy a bachelor in that situation because he probably never cared to actually cook.

Its definitely not the middle class luxury she has at home but it's not abject third world poverty from what I can see. She does deserve all the ribbing for acting like he was really wealthy and insulting others for managing whatever living situation they can when not receiving thousands of dollars every month from YouTube.

I can imagine this grates at his confidence as a man as he would've been raised in the idea that he should be financially supporting his wife. It's invasive to ask about a stove because it hurts his feelings as a man to have it pointed out that his wife is living in squalor.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Whew...kk, catching up...tnx Farmer frens for all the opsec and info.

So, where the evah-lourving-fuck are we nao in the "Krazy Kuwaiti El Salad Saga?"

But a couple of weeks in Kuwait, with her reduced economics dictating a reduced diet, ideally should have had diuretic effects.

How bad did she look before that the extremely fat-girl equivalent of a week in boot camp has her looking like this?

He just told her you'll have to lose some weight!



The last time a man told her something similar it made her seethe for days

ETA: Chantal immediately did some damage control saying that Salah just cares about her health, but she still sounded annoyed.

Salad's going hard about her needing to lose weight, that she should fast, that she can't have those cheese doughnuts because she's on a diet... remember her crying about having to go for a walk with Nader? Let's see how long she can last with these constant digs here.

Well. While I was browsing Reddit someone commented that Monty was saying that Salah locks the food up from Chantal so she can't snack.

That locked cabinet looks just like the one Fat Amy Ramadan uses to lock her "snacks" away from the ferals. And if he IS locking up the food, that's hilarious and Gunty will be a day or two away from becoming a feral herself.

Anxiously anticipating the kind of infamous, drastic weight-loss saga the same as Hamber's when Krystal's parents locked up all the food in the kitchen...the only time Big Al was able to reliably and steadily lose weight: The infamous "89 elbeeze" coming to a Kween Beezer near you the Arabian Desert soon!

Seems like:

• Chins' is virtually confined to Salad's Motel 6 bedroom because she's toddaly dependent on King Beezer for any and all travel to food external to the "Lourve Shack", giving El Salad considerable control over Ham-O'uranthe's diet.

When he was saying she needed to lose weight, he specifically said “I don’t bring you donuts because of your diet”.

• Being a hopeless and lame gamer NEET, King Beezer may be looking to re-build his "blessed betrothed" into something approaching a vaguely human physique and so is on a naive campaign to sculpt her extra adipose away...deluded in thinking he can adjust her 3D-form just like he does with a character in his beloved Sims.
  
  
• AND! Chantal, for some obscure reason, has set her visit to Kuwait for an entire three months...which will put ole' Olive(-eating) Marie under the close supervision of El Salad, "starving" her with namesake salads (i.e., much tabouli, but hold the "tiny pickles.")
  
  
• AND! Meanwhile, she's nuked the replay revenue for all of her old "gross/embarrassing/unmodest/ass-and-gunt-out" (yet entertaining) legacy content, and memory-holed her OnlyHaramFans...leaving her now with an extremely limited fiduciary agency, which also significantly limits her escape options.
  
  
• ...BUT! her current "travel-logs" (moar liek "travel-slogs," amirite?) of nontent are also rapidly tanking Chins' views and income...
  
  
• AND! Her loyal beezers are jumping ship The Guntanic --

Head honcho of the unholy threetards, Ashley Lamborghini, has said they are completely done with Chantal because of her recent behaviour. Everything else in the past was okay but marrying a frog man is where they draw the line.

-- even the Holy Trinity are nao too thru -- meaning Chins' significant percentage of income resulting from YT memberships is fast fleeing (like her "loyal" beezers, who will probably all soon show up in reaction channel chats...which will further incite Chinny's irrational ire.)​

​

• AND! If nothing changes chop-chop via this happy, slappy couple, i.e., if they don't get a rapid "road to Damascus- Kuwait City-level" epiphany in the development of decent doco or drama in this re-booted "Couples Content" channel, Chinny's views and income will continue to plummet in free-fall, like Wile E. Coyote sprinting over the edge of a cliff.
  
  
• ...this also has pumped up kicks the pressure on Chinny, as she's beginning to realize her rapidly declining revenue is ravaged when exchanged against the pinnacle of currency that is the Kuwaiti Dinar.
  
  ...SO!...
  
  
• Betwixt the Royal Couple there will soon be very scant dosh for DoorDash...Lush luxuries, mall hauls, or anything at all...because each realizing the other is toddally skint will surely expose this two-way scam they are running on each other, effectively nullifying this sham, theoretical "Monied, Montreal-bound, Muslim-lite, Matrimonial-fanfic loony LARP-in-Leafland."

If Salad has perhaps already defaulted to locking down the fancy snax from his hangry heifer with padlocks on the pantry, AND! if he continues to sight-see force-march his double-humped Bactrian bish via a virtual leash through the sweltering abaya-swaddled, sweat-spawning, heat-stroke-inducing, caliente climate of obscure, uninhabited, well-ventilated areas of the world-record superheated Arabian Desert...

AND! while the unemployed, desperate, destitute Shah-of-Sega-Ditties in the Desert holds her hostage as his 24/7 captive cow in that 10' x 12' closet/dorm room/mom's basement/prison cell as Salad's wholly halal, toddaly obedient, submissive Mrs. SyrianPeetz in what to her will seem like a restrictive BDSM-lite "50 Shades of Whey (AND! Yogurt, AND! Cheese)" diet combined with a newly "hulthy lifestyle"...

...AND! this seems to be what Chins has contracted for until sometime into early 2023...

There's no honor between these greasy pieces of fat shit.

I tell ya hwhat... Christmas is gonna be LIT.

We just might get to witness a glorious Guntal New Years' thermonuclear detonation rising mile-high ovah the sand-saturated skies of Kuwait City among the midnight fireworks with an atomic explosion superseding the top-end bhangmeter scale of the Tsar Bomba.

AND? Looking forward to Guntal's uncontrolled raging when it's finally triggered by this "Forced Kuwaiti El Beezin' 89 elbeeze weight loss situation-type deal" arc with Chantal going broke and ballistic to Salad's keyboard accompaniment of Chinny the Crazy Frog...Ding-ding, ping-dah, bamb-ba-ba-re-bam...buh-bub-re-buh...ding-ding...BAM BAM!

(ETA #1 - re. Tal E Whacker) AND! In the very unlikely off-chance that there's a dark horse relative pay-pig lurking in the shadows who's footing Chins an actual fucking dowry to collude in this romance scam designed to rescue their Syrian refugee relative from being booted all GTFO of Kuwait and straight into conscription in his homeland's warzone...She bettah be mighty mindful about ditching the desert NEETz to run off with the proceeds...Honor Snuff arc, anyone?​

Plus, that locked cabinet would be a perfect place to hold hostage Piggy's passport, eh?

Unless @Jersh white knights for Chins and goes all Liam Neeson to rescue his "Taken" Guntal...she's really done it this time.

Best. Chantal. Saga. Evah...Lourve ALL this for hurr.

 

[YEETED]

I would say they seem more at ease with each other. But he's a peetz. The bobbing head thing she does when he speaks is same as peetz when he clacks his dentals. As to "The great escape". Possible hindrances are whether he has her passport/phone. She can't call the mounties as they are unlikely proper married. Sperg out as to No Big shindig showing her off to his tribe and no dowry are the tells here. Apparently a BK chicken sandwich is not considered sufficient. Or clanking on your playschool music maker. I wonder if the olives were given to shut up her caterwauling? In all the stuff I know about this subject, he treating her rather well. She hasn't had to entertain his friends "anally" yet and hasn't been beaten with a chain. So she's already winning compared to the 14 years olds in Britain. A real gent.

 

[Tal E Whacker]

Place your bets, farmers. What will be the  excuse reason she gives for leaving? An emergency back in Canada she has to go back for (Smee is sick, BBJ is sick, something is wrong with her aunt), she has to go back because of something to do with the lux villa (maybe new paperwork has to be filled out and she must be there to give a proper signature so Peetz isn't homeless), she misses her family and decides to go back for X-mas anyway, she has a medical emergency that can only be treated in Canada, Salah was too abusive and she had to make a grandious escape, or she admits she made a mistake?

Like I said before, her ego is as big as her stomach circumference, so I doubt it will be the latter. She also finds it easier to lie than to tell the truth so I imagine she is already thinking of outs she can use to go back. If you can think of other lies she could use, please let me know your speculations. I'm interested to know what others can come up with. Also, can we please get a poll up on how long we are speculating she stays in general?

I am in the belief she faked a migraine either to avoid Salah making her do things (I am in the camp of Salah treating her like a wife-slave) especially since there is no sink to be seen to do dishes so she probably has to waddle out into a common area to do them (possibly laundry, too), or she was trying her best to avoid anyone seeing the room (I think this is less likely since she has a track record for giving things away like this on "accident" to get people talking). They did have to reschedule the sing-a-long because of said headache and maybe she was hoping he would drop the idea. I have been dealing with migraines all my life and the way she was on the other day in chats and leaving comments doesn't make sense to me. There was too much focus there and the light from her phone would have been killing her if she had an actual migraine.

She is going to do a runner ( quick hurple ) on payday shouting about mah mentulz, and she needs to urgently seek treatment. That will also be the excuse for this whole shit show.
She was in a relationship with Nader for a week, the rest of the time she was begging for his attention.
On the flight there she booked the back seats because right at the back the seats are in sets of two, so barring a packed flight it’s a guarantee that nobody will sit next to her and because she is a fat fuck that needs two seats.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

Salad is broke. Until she bought him new clothes, he was wearing stuff from a donation box.

Then he had a new smartwatch, phone & was like a kid in a candy store buying groceries, all on her dime.

Of course Chantal built him up to be some Kuwaiti prince, she had to make Nader jealous.

It took a while, but little by little the truth comes out. He lied, she always lies & she’s fucked. Suddenly the exotic boyfriend who was going to take care of her & pay for everything is nothing but a broke Syrian refugee living in squalor.

Couldn’t have turned out better for us.

 

[Constellationzero]

I don’t think for one minute he is living within his means, I don’t think he has any means, she would have been fucking mortified when she squeezed in sideways through the tiny front door, its much worse than ghetto Gatineau with bells on, just imagine what his luxury bathroom must look like, and I can’t see a bidet in there either. Or room for his pet heffer to shower.
Soon as payday arrives she is gonna get the fuck out of dodge with some excuse for why.
Him saying online that she needs to lose weight will have been the straw that broke his payhogs back. I am loving the sight of her trapped in a store cupboard with her ideal sand nigger, dodging the hanging cables and wires, listening to him playing lurve songs for her, while she pebble dashes his toilet bowl.
Keep on chinny, we are all here for you, yes even your holy trinity will be there for you when this complete shit show comes to the end and you try to explain it away as “my mentulz” .

You sure she ain't pebble dashing a squat terlet?

And by that, I mean getting liquid shit everywhere.

Also: Was...that the Miami Vice theme song he plinked out? I'm guessing that was also pre-loaded into the Lowery Organ Store grinder too. Checks all the damn boxes for loser brown immigrants enthralled with North America.

 

[3-2-1836]

I don’t think for one minute he is living within his means, I don’t think he has any means, she would have been fucking mortified when she squeezed in sideways through the tiny front door, its much worse than ghetto Gatineau with bells on, just imagine what his luxury bathroom must look like, and I can’t see a bidet in there either. Or room for his pet heffer to shower.
Soon as payday arrives she is gonna get the fuck out of dodge with some excuse for why.
Him saying online that she needs to lose weight will have been the straw that broke his payhogs back. I am loving the sight of her trapped in a store cupboard with her ideal sand nigger, dodging the hanging cables and wires, listening to him playing lurve songs for her, while she pebble dashes his toilet bowl.
Keep on chinny, we are all here for you, yes even your holy trinity will be there for you when this complete shit show comes to the end and you try to explain it away as “my mentulz” .

To be fair even if you're a Pajeet getting absolutely fucked the bottom of the barrel wage in Kuwait is atleast 200 Dinars, and being as Salah is an Arab he should atleast have been making 300 dinars a month even in a shit low end job so the 150 dinar studio he lives in should've sufficed.

Not too sure how Kuwaiti unemployment works, I believe foreign workers qualify for it

 

[shameful existence]

IG posts.


Comments there are too heavily moderated to be funny.
Also, Missy Moo was so unbothered by the backlash she finally stopped posting photos of her family publicly and set her IG to private.

Looking at their selfies, it seems like Salah is one of the people who will never figure out where the camera on a phone is.

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