Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Harlow]

So Jack admits he threw away his freeze dried chicken samples, because he forgot to taste them before freeze drying, so now he's going to freeze dry steak and test samples of that over time.

I skipped through the video and was initially confused since he was talking about it being cooked. The shit doesn't look cooked at all. Apparently "the best seasoning you'll ever taste" needs a ton of pepper and random poultry seasoning as well. I guess we can't complain that Fatty has under-seasoned his food, he's coated it like he's trying to get a bark on a fucking brisket.

Also apparently he hasn't actually freeze dried the rest of the slop yet for this thanksgiving biohazard. It's just sitting in his normal freezer and he's been waiting for some reason? He also I guess did a mashed potatoes and gravy video we must have missed because he mentioned that as well. Yeah, freeze drying gravy... sounds "delicious".

"Boy that seasoning came out great"
So the meat itself was trash but at least the "seasoning came out great"

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack, go to Tijuana and enjoy some real Mexican food with the brown people you thin skinned , one armed bitch.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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Jesus christ check out the difference in pigment on his left arm vs his right

Not only that but look at the thickness of the dead arm:

His left forearm looks like John Cena's in comparison to the right.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack will die before Boogie. I hope they die at the same time.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Pray 4 Gart

Garret has been sick also - if Jack outlives him I will truly throw in the karmic towel.

 

[p1138]

The only way he'd actually throw it out is if it went completely rancid to the point of smelling through the bag, but then I don't think he'd miss the opportunity to shit talk Harvest Right because obviously it's their fault he can't follow directions.

The other possibility is that the chicken went bad due to his inability to even bother with basic food prep. Freeze drying food only helps with preventing rotting; any lipids can and will go rancid and chicken still has some inside itself. Also let's be honest: his garage and hoard of meat isn't climate controlled at all. This is also why his shit sauce he refuses to use also goes bad so quickly too, and freeze drying doesn't save food stored in shit spots.

So I think he just fucked up recording or even he noticed how rotten the chicken was when he took a bite out of the jerky.

And I don't buy for a second that he threw away the freeze dried chicken. He just got hungy one day popped open one of the bags and ate it all, while dipping it in mayo because it's so dry, then realized what he had done afterwards. Although nobody else was around to see it so... why bother telling anybody? It's just Jagoff's autism on full display.

I believe that shit was disgusting and he threw it out.

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I've seen freeze dried chicken and beef in products before. Usually dried soup type stuff, and it's all obviously got next to zero fat in it, pre-cooked, and diced up incredibly small. That fat fuck threw entire chicken thighs, fat and all into that freeze dryer. There is no fucking way those things didn't rot. But even if we assume that random fucking space magic or something prevented them from rotting due to all of the fat, and somehow all of the moisture was removed from pieces that large, how the fuck do you re-hydrate that in any way that would somehow appear edible even to fatty?

This guy also has a freeze dryer, froze a bunch of meat and shit then seems to have immediately reconstituted it and cooked it. That crap looks fucking foul. "this steak looks really great to me, turned out the best out of all of it" it's completely fucking discolored, looks like a mess.

 

[abobe]

Not only that but look at the thickness of the dead arm:
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His left forearm looks like John Cena's in comparison to the right.

His dead arm has the same muscle mass as polio legs.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

So he didn't like the burrito because it was no meat and consisted only of rice and beans "filler", which he doesn't like. Maybe if he ate more of the food he didn't like instead of fat, lard and cheese, he wouldn't have transformed into a beluga-headed bowling ball with a stroke arm and mush for brains.

 

[ZipDisk]

Back to bitching about birria.
You're still wrong Jack.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Of course this faggot and his love of birria tacos. Don't get me wrong, they're good and all but to only order that no matter what?

And it's not "juice" you dip it into. It's fucking consomme. But I guess that's the best we can get from old strokey and his strokebrain.

Jack can't help himself around a plate of juicy diburrhea

 

[Adamska]

Tarding on about a special cheesy meat taco doesn't validate how late you are to the trend.

Is burhea his new brain damaged parakeet word?

 

[Remember to dilate]

Maybe if we're lucky Jack will now have no arms.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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I'm betting 5000 keto bucks right now that he needs prayers because Garret might have cancer and Jack is most affected by this because god forbid someone Jack knows get more attention than him for any reason ever.

 

[semitooth]

I'm betting 5000 keto bucks right now that he needs prayers because Garret might have cancer and Jack is most affected by this because god forbid someone Jack knows get more attention than him for any reason ever.

That would be rich if he suddenly started pretending to care about Garrett just to get attention

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Per Jack’s mother-in-law.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Per Jack’s mother-in-law.

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LMFAO. He's really gonna fucking eat his way into an extra-large coffin. You'd think 3 (yes three, I am counting the first one, that he left the hospital in a huff when he was showing obvious stroke signs before they could complete a diagnosis) strokes would be enough for anyone, but Jack is just special.

 

[p1138]

Per Jack’s mother-in-law.

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So who else put the next stroke as 1-2 years from May 2021?

 

[Quixotic Man]

So first it was energy drinks, then carbs. What will Jack blame his newest stroke on? Sodium? Spicy food? Not enough Jesus?

 

[p1138]

So first it was energy drinks, then carbs. What will Jack blame his newest stroke on? Sodium? Spicy food? Not enough Jesus?

Probably the birria tacos he seems fascinated with lately. He made it a point to complain how he normally doesn't order burritos with beans and rice... that just means he's doing the usual meat cheese and grease since we know damn well he won't replace beans and rice with vegetables(barely knows wtf they are half the time). It's fucking insane how he's managed to live eating like a human garbage disposal for so long as it is, while screeching about keto as if that's some magic word.

 

[KateKorgi]

So first it was energy drinks, then carbs. What will Jack blame his newest stroke on? Sodium? Spicy food? Not enough Jesus?

The freeze dryer