Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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Sorry for double posting but it wont let me edit my last post.

Sarge and Hollie doxed themselves by posting their front door with the name of the apartment on the door plate. Rose rock apartments, number 27.
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Heres the apartment listing. As you can see the door colors match, a light green. Tan building, black porch lights and a door plate visible. Plus it's in the same location as sarge.

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Kim medical BS.
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My super awesome google skills tell me the following: Meloxicam is an anti inflammatory, Ondansetron is for for constipation & Cyclobenzaprine is a muscle relaxer. Any medfags have a guess as to what is physically going on with her (besides obesity, diabetes and possible Cushings)

Is this douche up the pole? I honestly cannot remember. If so, that fetus is has about the same chances as the last 2. I can only hope the innocent being cannot feel pain. :heart-full:
 
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deputydogshit2.0 said:
My super awesome google skills tell me the following: Meloxicam is an anti inflammatory, Ondansetron is for for constipation & Cyclobenzaprine is a muscle relaxer. Any medfags have a guess as to what is physically going on with her (besides obesity, diabetes and possible Cushings)

Is this douche up the pole? I honestly cannot remember. If so, that fetus is has about the same chances as the last 2. I can only hope the innocent being cannot feel pain. :heart-full:
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Sounds like Kim just got a bad case of the can't poops. If she's abusing other opiods that this hospital doesn't know about, that could be why.
 
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Rotogravure said:
Sounds like Kim just got a bad case of the can't poops. If she's abusing other opiods that this hospital doesn't know about, that could be why.
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That makes sense shes in and out of the hospital constantly on pain meds while there.

Sammies#1Fan said:
Oh how I've missed you guys! I finally got back in and just caught up. What a fucking shitshow.
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Welcome back :semperfidelis:
 
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Why do these people rush to announce a pregnancy not even two minutes after a postive result appears. There's a reason why you should keep it on the down low for the first trimester. But then again, if no one knows, they won't be able to get any attention if they lose the pregnancy.

Holly is special, just like her man. I admit, I wanted to like Sarge, but it's pretty clear now what a shit stain he is. She should've kept the pregnancy to herself and disappeared.

And Kim, my God. Her picture should be next to the definition of cunt.

Look at my third engagement ring, y'all.

Look at me trying on dresses that show off my flat tire gut, y'all.

Look at my diabetic kid eating his 2nd happy meal of the day, y'all.

Look at me crying over my dead children even though I'm probably the reason they're dead, y'all.

Damn, all this avoiding responsibility and buying useless bull shit has made me hungry. Cash app me, y'all.
 
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Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Frens, I remember back in the olden days when I was just a lil lurker and this thread was first created (bravo OP). What a wild ride! The hilarity! Who would be the next NOTW? How many fake pregnancies could Sammie give comedy names before critical mass was reached? Each week a new adventure, it was glorious and easily my favourite thread.

These days I no longer feel the same joy when I see an update, more like dread. I fear I have crossed the MATI line, every time I see that sped with her tongue out or pouting...I don't even need to name She of the Nutella Bebe. Poor poor Aiden.

Now Holy jeezus Sarge has actually impregnated someone, a smoking and probably meth fuelled someone. a future Aiden. Catastrophe.
I will echo the voices before me and add a plea that either the lady goes and haves this aberration flushed to the seaside, or the sweet Lordt does his work and takes that bebe away before it breathes air, for fuck's sake.
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It's a rollercoaster all right, but it's the sort of rollercoaster you see on the news because it came off its tracks and took out a bunch of innocent bystanders. It's getting more and more horrific, isn't it - the 'shrine' of medical paraphernalia and pics of squidgy brown medical waste dropped my jaw when I started catching up on the thread, and now Sarge and what looks like his mother are potentially going to be parents. Yaaaaay.

(hello, my lovelies, it's good/horrible to be back and to see that life goes on at the Arkansas zoo. Life was feeling too damn pleasant without this thread!)
 
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Sammies#1Fan said:
100% agree with y'all on Sarge. He started out as a quirky sped but did a 180 with the quickness. I thought for sure he was going to be the comic relief in this tarded wasteland but definitely not. His posts are still pretty funny but I see prison time in his future.
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Hopefully he doesn't use the knife some retard from here sent him to stab his new blushing bride.
 
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deputydogshit2.0 said:
My super awesome google skills tell me the following: Meloxicam is an anti inflammatory, Ondansetron is for for constipation & Cyclobenzaprine is a muscle relaxer. Any medfags have a guess as to what is physically going on with her (besides obesity, diabetes and possible Cushings)

Is this douche up the pole? I honestly cannot remember. If so, that fetus is has about the same chances as the last 2. I can only hope the innocent being cannot feel pain. :heart-full:
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Ondansetron is more used for severe nausea, actually. You're right on about the other two though.

Basically, that med list tells me that Kim absolutely would not stop complaining that everything hurts and her stomach is upset, but since she's a frequent flyer whose presentation is all kinds of sus, they deliberately chose medications that are near impossible to abuse (or as close as you're going to get). Not even Gravol/dramamine or gabapentin, which are very safe drugs and often first-line but apparently have an iota of abuse potential, though I don't for the life of me understand why people would bother.
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Ondansetron is more used for severe nausea, actually. You're right on about the other two though.

Basically, that med list tells me that Kim absolutely would not stop complaining that everything hurts and her stomach is upset, but since she's a frequent flyer whose presentation is all kinds of sus, they deliberately chose medications that are near impossible to abuse (or as close as you're going to get). Not even Gravol/dramamine or gabapentin, which are very safe drugs and often first-line but apparently have an iota of abuse potential, though I don't for the life of me understand why people would bother.
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I’m unsure about the US, but Northern Ireland in particular has such a problem with pregabalin and gabapentin that they’re no longer a first-line treatment for neuropathic pain and are controlled drugs. Since opiates and benzos have been so heavily restricted people are trying increasingly weird combinations of prescriptions to abuse.
 
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I feel vindicated in my apathy toward Sarge as a character. He was never a "bright spot" in this thread. He was an equally gross, worthless drain on society just like everyone else here, and he was boring. If you're shocked that he's abusive rapist or whatever, you're actually kind of retarded. Dude wasn't that entertaining nor was he wholesome.

This thing with Hollie, though… this is pretty funny. This is the sort of exemplary white trash behavior I follow the thread for.

Frozen Winter Shitstick said:
Why do these people rush to announce a pregnancy not even two minutes after a postive result appears. There's a reason why you should keep it on the down low for the first trimester. But then again, if no one knows, they won't be able to get any attention if they lose the pregnancy.
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You're right about that. This is one the most annoying things that they do (at least in my opinion). Pregnancy and childbirth is circus act for these people. They demand constant attention from the moment that test comes up positive to the day the kid grows old and stops being cute. Everyone needs to know about it. Everyone needs to be emotionally invested — especially if there's an early, unavoidable loss in the weeks to come. There's no dignity or privacy.
 
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