Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[CervixHammer]

I'm not a Barbie doll.

this reminds me of how I keep getting "Angry Inch" from "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" stuck in my head (mainly Type O Negative's cover even though it's far too masculine for Johnny) when Wu is pulling the "as a woman" card.

Spoiler: lyrics

my sex-change operation got botched
my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
now all I got is a Barbie-doll crotch
I got an angry inch!

six inches forward and five inches back
I got an angry inch!
six inches forward and five inches back
I got an angry inch!

I’m from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out, had to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch!

six inches forward and five inches back
I got an angry inch!
six inches forward and five inches back
I got an angry inch!
six inches forward and five inches back
the train is coming and I’m tied to the track
I try to get up but I can’t get no slack
I got an angry inch!

my mother made my tits out of clay
my boyfriend told me that he’d take me away
they dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

six inches forward and five inches back
I got an angry inch!
six inches forward and five inches back
I got an angry inch!

long story short: when I woke up from the operation, I was bleeding down there. I was bleeding from the gash between my legs. my first day as a woman and already it’s that time of the month. but two days later, the hole closed up, the wound healed, and I was left with a one-inch mound of flesh where my penis used to be, where my vagina never was. a one inch mound of flesh with a scar running down it, like a sideways grimace on an eyeless face. just a little bulge. it was an angry inch!

six inches forward and five inches back
the train is coming and I’m tied to the track
I try to get up but I can’t get no slack
I got an angry inch!

six inches forward and five inches back
stay under cover till the night turns to black
I got my inch and I’m set to attack
I got an angry inch!

 

[AnOminous]

this reminds me of how I keep getting "Angry Inch" from "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" stuck in my head (mainly Type O Negative's cover even though it's far too masculine for Johnny) when Wu is pulling the "as a woman" card.

Thanks for reminding me what a fucking awesome movie that was. And why it did a hell of a lot more to generate sympathy for trannies than lunatics like Wu or ideologues like the Assigned Male idiot could ever do.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

HOW CAN SICKNESS BE REAL IF NATALIE ISN'T REAL

 

[vertexwindi]

Awww, her poor dog got sick?

 

[Luminous Being]

HOW CAN SICKNESS BE REAL IF NATALIE ISN'T REAL

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So what; Wu's going to be away from "the office" again and can't be bothered to work through whatever email backlog there is?

Sounds legit.

Edit: inb4 "Natalie sadly passed away" or some shit. I wouldn't put it past Wu to say she had cancer or something.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

HOW CAN SICKNESS BE REAL IF NATALIE ISN'T REAL

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Oh god, I hope she doesn't infect those imaginary babies. I cannot handle more imaginary people deaths.

RIP Evelyn and gay kid from school. We miss you even though you only seemed to be used as fodder in Wu's twitter arguments and never ever talked about beyond that.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

HOW CAN SICKNESS BE REAL IF NATALIE ISN'T REAL

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Someone mansplain about email aliases and how you don't need to tell outsiders to write to someplace different because you can just make office@ point at brianna@.

Or someone mansplain group email lists that can be handled by anyone.

 

[Cubanodun]

"Hardcore gamer" who didn't know what system Chrono Trigger was on.

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>Nintendo competition is the Iphone

JA

JA JA

JA

JAJAJAJA

AND MORE JA

"Hardcore gamers" my ass, you hate hardcore gamers, you said it when you were having your twitter meltdown when the Greenlight incident happened

"Nintendo will sell pro controllers", they already do. not even NeoFAGs like the new control

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Edit: inb4 "Natalie sadly passed away" or some shit. I wouldn't put it past Wu to say she had cancer or something.

"The night before she died of encephalitis, Natalie used the last of her strength to wait outside in a cold Boston December for us to return."

 

[Luminous Being]

Also very telling that "our office admin" has become a nameless entity.

 

[Cubanodun]

checking giantspacekat twitter you can see how Natalie is super real


before that the account was DEATH for two months, poor natalie she must be suffering

 

[Count groudon]

Also very telling that "our office admin" has become a nameless entity.

She's beginning to realize that the Natalie lie has too much heat. She sucks at trying to prove that she exists so she's trying to kill the tension with silence.

 

[soliloquyR]

Ummm.....Wu? No matter your flaccid protestations, we know you care about your looks. Let's remember just a few instances in which Brianna Wu was impressed by, and gloated on, her own glamour, shall we? Off the top of my head:

-Red Stripe
-Goth J. Flynt is unleashed
-Motorcycle wears mascara - the picture that tickled Wu so much, she never stopped using it
-Knee-high leather boots and matching tranny-dress when Amanda's dressed casual
-Early post (pre?) transition pics where face was photoshopped into an attempt at femininity

It's not about folks finding you unattractive; nobody had to go out and find your ugliness, it was right there in a pile at your feet. It's not subjective, it's a certainty.

Corn niblets....Gollum fish eyeballs.....Santa Belt belly bulge.....Tranny Snarl.

Wu tries to dress like a character from an RPG or an anime character. He's always wearing a cloud strife belt, leather boots,(really badly done) two tone hair, sunglasses.
Maybe Wu thinks life is an RPG, and Gamegate/everyone who disagrees with him are the bosses he can't beat.

"Hardcore gamer" who didn't know what system Chrono Trigger was on.

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No, no, you fucking moron, no. Nintendo's main enemy is the PS4, you moron.
"Hardcore gamer"
We need another John v. John.

Can de-confirm, I know a dude who gives a lukewarm commitment to diversity and isn't treated like a hero

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Coming from a white man who's entire team was white.

 

[Jaimas]

"Hardcore gamer" who didn't know what system Chrono Trigger was on.

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Oh for fuck's sake.

The "IPHONE IS THE FUTURE OF GAMING" canard should have died in the late 2000s alongside the bursting of the mobile gaming bubble that everyone with half a brain knew was a wet fart in grandpa's trousers but the hipsters who thought that the "52% of Gamers" meme was real after they deluded themselves into thinking that the mom playing Flappy Bird is equal to the kid who just bought a PS4 to play the newest COD.

Wu keeps repeating this shit in the hopes people will accept it. Fact is, it's categorically disproven and mobile is its own market. This fucking meme's been DOA on since idiots like Wu declared the DS and 3DS "dying" before each went on to become Nintendo's best-selling handheld. Stop fucking its corpse and let it rest in peace you fucking necrophile.

checking giantspacekat twitter you can see how Natalie is super real


before that the account was DEATH for two months, poor natalie she must be suffering

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE TRANNY BEHIND THE GSX EMBLEM

IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS

 

[Luminous Being]

True gamer. Filthy as fuck SNES. k

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712733840914194432

 

[Cubanodun]

True gamer. Filthy as fuck SNES. k

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712733840914194432

and without controllers

 

[Lurker]

True gamer. Filthy as fuck SNES. k

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712733840914194432

Well there you have it, shitlords. John is a gamer. He has an SNES, LoZ, and a Gengar plushie.

It's the fucking equivalent of gamur grrrrls who hold controllers while posed awkwardly for a photo-op.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Hopefully Gengar gets used as a duster to clean those shelves.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Oh for fuck's sake.

The "IPHONE IS THE FUTURE OF GAMING" canard should have died in the late 2000s alongside the bursting of the mobile gaming bubble that everyone with half a brain knew was a wet fart in grandpa's trousers but the hipsters who thought that the "52% of Gamers" meme was real after they deluded themselves into thinking that the mom playing Flappy Bird is equal to the kid who just bought a PS4 to play the newest COD.

Wu keeps repeating this shit in the hopes people will accept it. Fact is, it's categorically disproven and mobile is its own market. This fucking meme's been DOA on since idiots like Wu declared the DS and 3DS "dying" before each went on to become Nintendo's best-selling handheld. Stop fucking its corpse and let it rest in peace you fucking necrophile.

In a fairness and balance response, the meme is somewhat real if we consider what we define as gamers. This definition has shifted massively thanks to the prevalence of things like the mobile gaming market and I'd argue that some folks have probably migrated over to the 3DS and other small handhelds as a result of starting out playing silly, similar games on the mobile before wanting a more dedicated platform to play stuff on the bus/train/plane that doesn't interfere with an aircraft's electronics and has a better battery life than a phone playing games. Indeed, by existence it's possibly made a wider range of people more aware that those handhelds aren't just silly noisy toys for kids to play on.

Of course, we can point to Revolution 60's failure to understand the casual nature of the mobile gaming market with its complicated storyline and resource hungry gameplay, which shows that Wu doesn't know How To Business.

 

[soliloquyR]

True gamer. Filthy as fuck SNES. k

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712733840914194432

You know what they say, pedo lovers love pedo lovers.
John's a TRUE AND HONEST GAMER because he has a dusty SNES. It's not like he bought it on Ebay, neglected it for a few years, and brought it out for the first time just to brag about it on Twitter. No TRUE AND HONEST GAMER would actually play the fucking thing actively and clean it actively.