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- Aug 21, 2020
I ask this because @Middle-aged Meltdown pointed out that Oliver could easily pay for private treatments and yet he doesn’t
He does pay tho! He gets his hormones from the dodgy as fuck gendergp (online only genderquacks, the European equivalent of Plume/Folxs, GGP is borderline legal but only after moving the business registration offshore) and he paid for all that facial surgery in the USA (which must’ve been a lump sum as he won’t have had any US health insurance to offset anything).
He can literally buy himself whatever transition fuckery he wants whilst also profiting from bleating about having to wait for a more basic but technically free NHS version.
Perhaps he’ll eventually have an NHS nobchop but I expect he’ll want a ‘fancier’ version and will go to Thailand or the US for it (NHS knobchops are done by urologists so are less focussed on aesthetics and more focussed on still being able to piss once your urethra has been shortened and re-sited).
Of the UK MtF genital surgeons, one recently died (Thomas), one recently retired (Fenton), one quit trans surgeries but still does other urological work (Morley) and one is very close to retirement (Bellringer).
One UK surgeon who only does private genital butchery is currently suspended due to a half completed GMC malpractice hearing (Inglefield).
That leaves three NHS (Coker and Larner, who both trained under Thomas and operate in Brighton) and Rashid (who is Bellringer’s protégée and is v. popular with troons due to being the only lady surgeon knobchopper in the UK) and one private (Siepp, who seems to be fairly inexperienced and also completely batshit).
The NHS has flung a lot of cash at the troon problem, but they can’t do shit about the fact that almost no qualified surgeons WANT to train to work with this patient group. The NHS pays in ‘bands’ so a surgical urologist who doesn’t do this work will be paid the same as a surgical urologist who does - there is no incentive to work with crazy men in frocks (unless you want to start a private practice working with crazy men in frocks and I hate to think what the professional insurance premiums are like).
This repeats in other specialisms usually involved in transgender treatments such as psychiatry and in related non-medical fields psychology. No one is applying to work with troons because troons are really fucking difficult people to be around and are rarely pleased with treatment outcomes (because: humans can’t change sex).
This has resulted in the NHS commissioning ‘pilot’ schemes run by less-qualified staff, so nurses with narrow additional prescribing training or GPs (hence Dr Adrian Harrop working at the liverpool pilot ‘CMAGIC’). This will hurry up the hormones part of the process but it will mean even more crazies get signed off as ‘trans’ due to less gatekeeping. It will also cause an eventual bottle neck for surgical wait lists.
The 4 currently practising surgeons only crank out around a thousand NHS surgeries a year and trans charities reckon there are half a million UK trans people and even if you discount 300,000 or so as being female and 10,000 already being knob chopped, it’ll still take almost 200 years to chop them all.
Transgender people are famously awkward and demanding patients (even when being treated for completely unrelated conditions) so there is no way that Choob’s parents aren’t looking at their son with barely disguised horror.