DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

The way he continues to talk about this BK Chicken Sandwich a year later you would think it murdered his family.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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How is his mop that greasy already?

 

[Japs_eye]

I've been telling my pigga he just needs to go downtown and get a black barber to line his shit up. They can even spray on that fake hair in a can that LeBron uses, on the back of his rapidly thinning scalp.

Maybe Kat could let him borrow some of her jewelry ?

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[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The way he continues to talk about this BK Chicken Sandwich a year later you would think it murdered his family.

They still haven't apologized. That's why.

 

[Jasper2K]

I for one am very happy DSP doesn't beg anymore. He kindly asks for money instead.

 

[Traian007]

The way he continues to talk about this BK Chicken Sandwich a year later you would think it murdered his family.

They were trying to murder him and his wife with that sandwich.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

They were trying to murder him and his wife with that sandwich.

I thought it was those guys who were shooting drugs across the street?

Also, Cr1TiKaL is now a detractor.

 

[Tears for T]

Naww, Dave took that Cr1TiKaL break up really bad. He went from demigod to detractor demon, in just a couple of days.

 

[Iron Hamster]

he has quite the sandy vagina

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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Where the fuck are the side burns? Why does he pay money for this.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Damn he really do just walk into every establishment in get absolutely swindled. Another clutch cut for the Davemeister. Handsome as heck. Tf is that even. Could done that shit with a handmirror and a fucking jank ass 10 dollar stocking stuffer electric trimmer.

I wonder if it's the same barber as last time and Phil just dosent fucking tip. So this is the service.

Similar line of thinking over at Firestone. Bankleaks confirm he we there for service. Wonder if he's such a fucking entitled know it all prick they got a note on his account that say rip this motherfucker off. Its been said but I mean even for stealership or the big bohx auto mechanics he got robbed way more than the average Joe gets ribbed for.

Karen Masters meme aside he really do seem like the type to just be out there pisssing off absolutley every worker he comes across. Don't even gotta imagine you can tell it be that way by the way he always talks about costumer service and retail employees. "They know nothing, dumb dumb dumb" further confirmation he holds these opinions while also being married to a career miminum wage retail worker. There's no doubt in mind that when the rants are true about shit service. It's cause he did something to deserve.

Probably don't tip the doordash people either. Always fucking complaining. Those services hit or miss but for this dude it soley miss.

Makes you wonder if the Fred Meyers paparazzi employee was some shit Phil brought on himself by being a a fucking Karen.

 

[Local Degenerate]

I am of the opinion that that hairstylist either hates him or doesn't do men's hair. Often hairstylist clients are often just women. Additionally, they will often tell clients if they think a hairstyle won't look good on them. It's weird to me that he won't just go to a barbershop they would know how to do a proper fade and focus on men's hair. But, part me just thinks Phil is scared of being around other men.

I'm going to bank on 'hates him.'

I used to go to a salon for years, and while I never looked great, they never fucked me over like that. As for why, it was cheap and convient.

That being said, you know what's cheaper and even more convient? Buying an electric razor, and buzzing that shit off. Shaved head looks better to boot, and stops the greasy head look.

Bonus, we'd get to see him with patchy hair as he and Khet miss entire sections of his dome.

 

[Ching_Chong]

I'm going to bank on 'hates him.'

I used to go to a salon for years, and while I never looked great, they never fucked me over like that. As for why, it was cheap and convient.

That being said, you know what's cheaper and even more convient? Buying an electric razor, and buzzing that shit off. Shaved head looks better to boot, and stops the greasy head look.

Bonus, we'd get to see him with patchy hair as he and Khet miss entire sections of his dome.

And since he likes to pick and eat shit off his head, a buzz will make it easier for him.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Moist man not even sweating the little piggy and denying him any clout chase from any possible "interview" was pretty hilarious. He tried so hard to not e-beg so much in hopes that he would be interviewed by critical only to be completely denied. Funny as fuck.

Also that haircut lmao

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Shoutout to the lady at Curls&Twirls who cuts Phil's hair because fucking lmao

 

[Balr0g]

Moist man not even sweating the little piggy and denying him any clout chase from any possible "interview" was pretty hilarious. He tried so hard to not e-beg so much in hopes that he would be interviewed by critical only to be completely denied. Funny as fuck.

Also that haircut lmao

Also patting himself on the back "I haven't begged for 1 and a half week guys". Yeah no loud begging but sneak begging was still there like "I guess you don't want to see the Sonic hat" Or "you should have hit the goal earlier but I guess I can wear a hat for a few seconds". Also worth of note he only has one or two whales and often after they tip the tips freeze. Well despite that he still makes good money I am not gonna lie

 

[Iron Father]

Continuously telling people you don't e-beg anymore is just a passive-aggressive way to e-beg. It's a guilt trip.

Also as dogshit as his hair is, those haircuts make it look a million times worse. Plenty of guys out there with bad hair will at least look presentable with a good barber in their corner.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

DSP frames doing sponsorships as being disingenuous and disrespectful to his audience. To counter that argument I would like to reference Kevin Nash's and Jim Cornette's podcast. I've heard both their plugs for Manscaped and it was hilarious. They were both several minutes long and I was entertained the entire time. These two men are talented comedians and who doesn't like a well crafted dick joke?

Contrast this with Mr. Burnell's begging. It's literally unwatchable unless you have a restreamer, a chat to shitpost in, or a dent in your head.

Then again we have to process the multiverse duality of "The trolls ruin my sponsorships" and "sponsorships are against my ethos".

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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So let me guess, this was the important appointment he had to make so that's why he had to stream only 5 days last week?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

DSP frames doing sponsorships as being disingenuous and disrespectful to his audience. To counter that argument I would like to reference Kevin Nash's and Jim Cornette's podcast. I've heard both their plugs for Manscaped and it was hilarious. They were both several minutes long and I was entertained the entire time. These two men are talented comedians and who doesn't like a well crafted dick joke?

Contrast this with Mr. Burnell's begging. It's literally unwatchable unless you have a restreamer, a chat to shitpost in, or a dent in your head.

Then again we have to process the multiverse duality of "The trolls ruin my sponsorships" and "sponsorships are against my ethos".

Dankula has been mocking Raid Shadow Legends during those reads for years and they love him. Sometimes fans are willing to throw a few bucks at a creator's sponsor just for being a sponsor whether they care for a product or not.

DSP doesn't want to do sponsorships because his paypigs are supposed to give all their money to him not some company he mentions. If they're really DSP fans there wouldn't be any money left for products! He's doing all the work so why should he share any money with a sponsor?