Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lady Rackets Ass]

If that faggot dodges the stream tonight you know he’s butthurt

Coincidentally, when I was taking the screen shot of locals dark mode, Nick was still wondering if he’s gonna do a show or just do twitch cause he was annoyed about some stuff

 

[AltisticRight]

if i was trying to take aesthetic pictures on vacation, i would probably just take the picture on a tripod and then rotate it to be level afterward with photoshop. what's the exif say?

Likely they went with friends and the friend snapped it, I was obviously being tongue and cheek, it could even be Drexel with his significant other that went along, who knows?
Didn't know some people here were so sensitive.

 

[ddlloo]

Yes, I'm supposed to believe they have a bracket for a phone and a tripod they brought out to what looks like a beach just to take this morbid photo, instead of the more obvious, say, getting a friend do it for their own amusement which is honestly fine.

And apparently that's rocket science. Have you ever tried taking such photos with a garbage phone camera, or a proper camera?

You're coping so hard. Sorry, I apologise for nothing.

If ethots can find someone to do it for them on cruises, so can the rackets and his surprisingly smoking wife. Hell, ask in his chat some time and he'll probably be happy to repost the picture and talk about it lol.

 

[Potatoherder]

I wonder how Locals will like him turning the site into a softcore onlyfans. On the plus side this will drive some rumbles to troll him.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Today I learned that Racket's wife is thicc and since she is a milf could be thiccer.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

NICK IS A CUCK WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA CHAT

METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR $100! "Nick's wife is hot and I would have sex with her"

It is what it is chat.

 

[feral cat #6385]

So I'm supposed to believe that they set up a tripod with a ballhead (for levelling) to ensure the lines are perfectly angled and set the fucking thing on a timer, as well as have one of them sit there, or at least have the knowledge to pre-focus on the concrete just for this convoluted shit?

Yeah, nah.

Agreed. That clearly didn't fucking happen. When it comes to technical skills the dude is borderline retarded. Some other swinger person obviously took the shot for them. Then they had an orgy sucky, sucky, fuckfest out there on the beach.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Likely they went with friends and the friend snapped it, I was obviously being tongue and cheek, it could even be Drexel with his significant other that went along, who knows?
Didn't know some people here were so sensitive.

iirc they did say they met a couple who let them use their fuckraft so maybe it was the couple who took the pic. just like, iunno man, my phone's camera has a level it's not that deep i guess

 

[ClipBitch]

The more I see/hear about lady rackets the more I'm reminded of JF's potato. You could tell me they were sisters and I wouldn't blink. They have similar faces, have obsessions with gay artsyfartsy shit, act like aliens on camera, have borderline creepy obsessions with their current lover, and are "free spirits" that do awkward lewd/nude things.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Have you ever tried taking such photos with a garbage phone camera,

Dude, this kind of photo could easily be done by a shitty phone camera on a timer. It's not exactly hard. Feel free to keep saying I'm coping, but really you just seem disappointed that he isn't degenerate enough. If I'm wrong about the feel I got from you, sorry.

instead of the more obvious, say, getting a friend do it for their own amusement which is honestly fine

Sure, that could have happened, not going to deny it. But you shouldn't pretend the other option is as hard as you make it out to be. Let's be fair to one another shall we?

You're coping so hard. Sorry, I apologise for nothing.

Let's agree to disagree then.

 

[Matt Damon]

lol, mild exhibitionist fetish it is then. Good for them I guess? At their age after so many kids it probably gives them a sexual charge doing this stuff.

Yeah, it's the kind of thing I think is embarrassing and lame, but isn't really ammunition that can be used against him unless he lets it be.

What would alawgs say - Rekieta does weird fetish sex shit with his still-attractive wife? Oh, the man might literally die from such a sick own.

 

[buying gf]

What's the over-under on Rackets letting that nigger he has on his show fuck his wife? That would be pretty sexually liberating if you ask me.

Wait, wasn't there some drama where that Q/Into the Darkness big lip nigger said that he fucked Lady Rackets? It was a while ago, but I can't remember the exact details.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

The pictures were posted in locals chat. Here’s the one posted before along with a new one of her doing that ass bottle thing. The pictures posted here and on /cow/ just had the locals chat bubble and username cropped out.

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Wow quite an audience Nick has curated on Locals. In addition to that degenerate bottle between buttocks "challenge" they're now doing ass Wednesday where lingerie shots of asses of users are posted? This is such a stark contrast to the proper take no nudes Nick from only a year or so ago.

Keep your degen shit in your bedroom and only in your bedroom. Posting lingerie ass shots to your husband's thousands of fans on Locals is just like having a lewd OF with extra steps. Stop being fucking weird

Apparently some of the users on Locals also participate in sharing lewd images as well. It's a community thing going on there. Is this the kind of parasocial relationship Pippa was warning about?

I'm sure we have the answer that he won't admit to now.

Nick did sperg out from @teriyakiburns post, which was just a simple comparison to Masterson for talking too much about degenerate stuff. My bet is he won't say anything about these new Lady Rackets images spreading around or go crying to his Locals superfans.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Anyone got the pic of Nick doing the whisky bottle challenge so we can put them next to each other and see who did it better?

 

[AltisticRight]

iirc they did say they met a couple who let them use their fuckraft so maybe it was the couple who took the pic. just like, iunno man, my phone's camera has a level it's not that deep i guess

Have you tried mounting your phone on a tripod? A lot of people here don't know what they're talking about, no offence.
You need a bracket to mount the phone onto a tripod and considering how large and odd the button placements are, many times you need a proper bracket.

Putting a tripod in sand is another retarded cope, unless this wasn't from a nudist beach which wtf were they doing? Anyway, people typically place CDs under the tripod so it doesn't sink into the sand.

Then there's also the logistics about carrying a fucking tripod to a trip with a significant other. Unless both of you are photo slobs, the other will absolutely NOT like that, speaking from personal experience. Most just bring a dumb stick to mount a phone on.

Simplest and least logistically retarded thing to do would involve a friend and then cropping the photo, that's it.

Phone levels are useless.

 

[Mr. Cow]

Nick is falling into the trap the libertarian party fell into, isn't he?

 

[disavow]

lol, mild exhibitionist fetish it is then. Good for them I guess? At their age after so many kids it probably gives them a sexual charge doing this stuff.

Not a fan, and their kids will be so embarrassed by it when they grow up, but compared to some of the alternatives it's not so bad, I'm also not sure it's wise to have in conjunction with a public facing career but w/e.

Yeah this is really weird tbh, we're meant to believe they are a happy family unit and that Nick the cuck is a meme forced by his ayylawgs, but something is seriously amiss here. It is certainly not Onlyfansing for the money (doesn't Nick make 6 figures or more?) and I didn't feel like she was the kind to buy into the libfem "empowering sex work" cringe (but who knows), they've both gotta be getting a charge from it. But when Nick is in (or adjacent to at least) a sektur which is known for doxing and relentlessly memeing on people, he had to have known this was not going to go anywhere good. It is shameful on both of their parts especially as parents.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

On the plus side this will drive some rumbles to troll him.

How he responds will be key here. Have we also considered that being the tech boomer he is, these photos were not hacked?

Wait, wasn't there some drama where that Q/Into the Darkness big lip nigger said that he fucked Lady Rackets? It was a while ago, but I can't remember the exact details.

Yes. I think it was Drex on Q/into dude was talking shit about Rakieta, and Drex, being the bros before hoes man he was dunked on Q extremely hard in a stream in Rakieta and on that stream with Q. I remember it only because it's one of the few times Drex was actually angry (The other being the Legalbytes retardation). I want to say it was right around the Florida trip where Nick claimed he got roofied.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Anyone got the pic of Nick doing the whisky bottle challenge so we can put them next to each other and see who did it better?

Judging by the dock photo, he doesn't have the ass strength to keep a bottle there.

 

[disavow]

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