Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm usually still following by the time an active thread is deemed repetitive, but even I don't get any enjoyment out of this anymore. His every reaction is totally predictable.

He needs a "marketing campaign" to entertain us anymore.

Or another chimp out. Whatever.

 

[Overchek]

Ordinarily you'd be correct except that trolling effort is set to infinity, the pay-off is expressely zero, and you have consequently absolute diminishing returns, what are you meant to do? Kiwi Farms is ran like British leyland. The Celtonegroidal bureaucrats are massaging their inefficiencies by pretending there's a pay-off in manufacturing a synthetic version of it. So absolutely there's still to be quality control on the end of trolling.

I don't care.

 

[Autphag]

I'd say the fact that you keep taking the bait and chimping out with all-caps rainbow accusations of pedophilia is proof of our success.

Besides, you live in a garbage dump of a house and think autistic trannies are the master race. Your opinions are pretty invalid imo tbh fam

It takes too much effort, though, for such efforts to be attainable when genuinely angry. They're obviously by nature of their complexity alone contrived. I was starting to feel vicariously embarassed for their paltry efforts on your end and thought I'd play to a different standard of hilarity. Insofar as it worked for a while, you then returned to banality when you got bored with me.
Delivery will be dependent on the conviction that this is indeed how you view me and notas some mere inconvenient annoyance. Whether you call it trolling or curation, start curating in an organic way.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Are you still here? Time to fire up the Moron-to-English translator then, I guess.

Ordinarily you'd be correct except that trolling effort is set to infinity, the pay-off is expressely zero, and you have consequently absolute diminishing returns, what are you meant to do?

Translation: "I'm troll-proof, because I'm only pretending to be retarded. And...uh...sticks and stones. Yeah. Sticks and stones, you losers! *sob*"

Kiwi Farms is ran

Translation: "Literacy is for losers!"

like British leyland.

Translation: "By the way, magic! Just in case you forgot. I do magic!"

The Celtonegroidal

Translation: "You're all Scots! Or maybe Irish. And somehow simultaneously niggos! I cling to my oogabooga talisman of pretending to be Japanese, of course, so it doesn't reflect on me. You're inferior!"

bureaucrats are massaging their inefficiencies

Translation: "Damn, these are good drugs. Where was I? Oh, right, I was trying to English. Aw, screw it, let's let auto-correct do the work."

by pretending there's a pay-off in manufacturing a synthetic version of it. So absolutely there's still to be quality control on the end of trolling.

Translation: "Your trolling sucks and you suck. Leave me alone, you nigger meanies!"

It takes too much effort, though, for such efforts to be attainable when genuinely angry. They're obviously by nature of their complexity alone contrived. I was starting to feel vicariously embarassed for their paltry efforts on your end and thought I'd play to a different standard of hilarity. Insofar as it worked for a while, you then returned to banality when you got bored with me.
Delivery will be dependent on the conviction that this is indeed how you view me and notas some mere inconvenient annoyance. Whether you call it trolling or curation, start curating in an organic way.

Folks, he's got us cornered. There's only one way we can respond to this.

Spoiler: The time has come

Lol u mad bro?

 

[kookerpie]

No there isn't. The Farms are not for the lolcow per se, they are for Kiwis to laugh about the lolcow.

You are not here to get something in return, you are here to be pointed at. You don't understand that this isn't a symbiotic relationship.

To be able to laugh at someone means that you need to let them be funny.

You have to admit it is a bit presumptuous to go into someone else's house and use their facilities fully knowing you do not intend to add value, and not expect that those maintaining the house will not respond. Sophie has explicitly made the point they do not wish to state their case or even make a case or anything. They may be editing posts but those posts were not made to create value and Sophie's presence here is not based around becoming a good denizen.

By the edits are even less entertaining. People here are so desperate that they can suck all of the humor out of a room in minutes. What has happened to letting things progress naturally?

 

[Handsome Pete]

To be able to laugh at someone means that you need to let them be funny.

We tried letting him be funny. It did not go well. Now we have no choice but to make him be funny.

Honestly, that's not going so great either.

 

[kookerpie]

Lol

We tried letting him be funny. It did not go well. Now we have no choice but to make him be funny.

Honestly, that's not going so great either.

I appreciate your thoughtful and nonaggressive response. Thank you

 

[Loxiozzz]

By the edits are even less entertaining. People here are so desperate that they can suck all of the humor out of a room in minutes. What has happened to letting things progress naturally?

From what I've seen, cows stop being funny when they stay for long periods of time after coming here. The thread just gets repetitive. I only poke him and ask questions when I'm bored or when he says something I'm curious about, but that just kinda adds to the autism(sorry). I don't know how much more entertaining autphag can be after 174 pages.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

Ordinarily you'd be correct except that trolling effort is set to infinity, the pay-off is expressely zero, and you have consequently absolute diminishing returns, what are you meant to do? Kiwi Farms is ran like British leyland. The Celtonegroidal bureaucrats are massaging their inefficiencies by pretending there's a pay-off in manufacturing a synthetic version of it. So absolutely there's still to be quality control on the end of trolling.

No, the forum isn't losing returns, just your thread. The website didn't get stale, just your antics.

 

[Autphag]

Mod edit: this is from a thread on ADF's IQ:

Wholescale scores mean nothing without context.
He's a 'sperg proper rather than being PDD-NOS or HFA. This means his IQ profile won't be like Chris-chan's or mine but rather like the Jew, strangely enough, which he beloves: verbal>visuospatial/performance as opposed to performance>verbal.
His verbal score looks like it could be normal, as in close-to-the-mean (upper-90s, maybe even just slightly above 100) normal, honestly. His vocabulary's variegated and his sentence structures, although terribly riddled by random caps, have enough variation that he's probably going to be at the upper end of a community college remedial English class populated by nogs.
As for his verbal reasoning rather than his vocabulary, there's reason to be suspect, but honestly no longer than at the edge of upper-80/lower-90.
He's demonstrated with his latter-day Ancient Egyptian heiroglyphs that he calls 'drawings', however, that his sense of visual proportion is probably accorded by a simply terrible PIQ score, hovering in the lower-80s somewhere.
Since verbal's given slightly more weight in later editions of Weschler, this places it firmly in the lower 90s.

 

[The Dude]

No way I'm reading through 175+ pages. Can one of my awesome Kiwi Farms brethren please give The Dude the short and skinny on this autistic faggot? Then I'll decide if he's worth spending the time on.

 

[Cthulu]

No way I'm reading through 175+ pages. Can one of my awesome Kiwi Farms brethren please give The Dude the short and skinny on this autistic faggot? Then I'll decide if he's worth spending the time on.

A wantabetroll. Autphag is a Scottish tranny who believes the autist are the super race.
Edit: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/asper...eness-with-contributions-by-david-chac.17711/

 

[The Dude]

A wantabetroll. Autphag is a Scottish tranny who believes the autist are the super race.
Edit: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/asper...eness-with-contributions-by-david-chac.17711/

Scottish? Like some haggis eating, sheep-fucking, skirt wearing Autistic drunk could be the master of anything.

 

[kcbbq]

Scottish? Like some haggis eating, sheep-fucking, skirt wearing Autistic drunk could be the master of anything.

He mastered using a thesaurus to try and sound intellligent.

 

[Cthulu]

Scottish? Like some haggis eating, sheep-fucking, skirt wearing Autistic drunk could be the master of anything.

Oh. Lest I forget he's a tranny and takes it the bunghole but totes not gay.

 

[Vorhtbame]

He mastered using a thesaurus to try and sound intellligent.

Indeed. About five minutes after he tried to convince me that dictionary definitions of words were inferior to his own personal re-definitions, he then announced that he had "crammed" entire dictionaries.

Oh. Lest I forget he's a tranny and takes it the bunghole but totes not gay.

Well, you know, dictionaries aren't technically male...

 

[Anime-Chan]

Oh. Lest I forget he's a tranny and takes it the bunghole but totes not gay.

Don't forget sucking random peoples weewees

 

[The Dude]

Indeed. About five minutes after he tried to convince me that dictionary definitions of words were inferior to his own personal re-definitions, he then announced that he had "crammed" entire dictionaries.



Well, you know, dictionaries aren't technically male...

Obviously what he really meant was that he crams them up his ass.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Obviously what he really meant was that he crams them up his ass.

I had hoped that was implied.

 

[Vitriol]

I thread banned autphag from a thread for being his usual delusional self and got this message:

You hadn't any real basis from which to discern derailment except for the fact that one of your cryfag friends bitched and whined about my legitimate call-out of the same elsewhere to which I was the sole contributor of substantial information. It was going to be my sole post, and as much as Bruce being a charlatan is immediately notable from the presence of an overglorified e-begging page.

You want anally nogged by Africans though, so I understand how your obtuseness may contribute to such an unobservant deduction, upon which your decision was made.

Please, just ban me, I'm sick of coming here and having overglorified microaggressions disguised speciously as moderator "actions" by neurofemininely aggro fucks like you.

The thread in question is here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/richa...-who-believes-aliens-control-the-earth.18682/