Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 67 17.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.5%

  • Total voters
    383
I mean that's ncie and all but this appears to be something lady rackets allegedly uploaded herself to locals for ass wednesday so I'm guess yesterday was when she would have done it.
I missed that context. I didn’t even know Ass Wednesday was a thing. I’m not in Locals chat, so… that‘s good, I guess?
 
I missed that context. I didn’t even know Ass Wednesday was a thing. I’m not in Locals chat, so… that‘s good, I guess?
I mean that's fair some retard filled the thread with spergery over a tripod and everyone else is processing the sheer :story: this is. But yeah the context is this is looking like Lady R uploaded this in the locals and someone cropped it and posted it on/moo or whatever the fuck and tried to play it off as cheating.

edited: Edited out my welcome to lolcowdom Rackets cause we have yet to get Nick's reaction to this so can't count my rials....err cows yet.
 
I mean that's fair some retard filled the thread with spergery over a tripod and everyone else is processing the sheer :story: this is. Welcome to lolcowdom Rackets. But yeah the context is this is looking like Lady R uploaded this in the locals and someone cropped it and posted it on/moo or whatever the fuck and tried to play it off as cheating.
Two sets.
Set 1: those ass photos, uploaded to some locals chat
Photo 2 which caused the tripod shit: Nick uploaded to his Discord.

Someone took the first set and posted on /cow/.
 

Wouldn't he need to sperg out over this first?
He sperged out on locals about the farms calling out his degeneracy and accused us of not being free speech or something. Very unlikely the latest batch of degeneracy would have been found if he didn't sperg out on his locals.
 
I mean that's fair some retard filled the thread with spergery over a tripod and everyone else is processing the sheer :story: this is. But yeah the context is this is looking like Lady R uploaded this in the locals and someone cropped it and posted it on/moo or whatever the fuck and tried to play it off as cheating.

edited: Edited out my welcome to lolcowdom Rackets cause we have yet to get Nick's reaction to this so can't count my rials yet.
Okay but here is the important part then. Does that count as cucking?
 
Two sets.
Set 1: those ass photos, uploaded to some locals chat
Photo 2 which caused the tripod shit: Nick uploaded to his Discord.

Someone took the first set and posted on /cow/.
don't forget he unironically uploaded that bottle pic of himself to locals. like I knew him being a lolyer meant his lack of self respect was low but dayum.
 
He sperged out on locals about the farms calling out his degeneracy and accused us of not being free speech or something.
Why not make him a lolcow then? As is this doesn't seem to have much of a step, if at all to cowdom. That aside, I don't want to pretend to be a mod, or to be autistic over this.
Added, made corrections with his full name and birthdate.
Thank you for your work.
 
It's the logistics.
So I'm supposed to believe they jumped through 20 hoops rather than have a friend do it?

Yeah, I do have photo autism, let's agree on that. You're talking to the faggot who used vanishing points and cosine rule to measure a wikipedo pageless fat nobody's height, what did you expect?

What phone does he use anyway? And how is he going to mount those shitty spring ones onto a tripod? So he had a plate handy too, or 1/4"-20 screws? Like c'mon, really? Or the resort had tripods specifically for phones to rent out, lmao.

Simple, he went to some resort with friends and took the photo for his (and his wife's) amusement. I don't buy the swinger a-log bullshit, by the way, and that's not what I'm implying.
God damn, brother. How hard is it to put a camera on a bench and set the timer to 30 seconds?
 
Why not make him a lolcow then? As is this doesn't seem to have much of a step, if at all to cowdom. That aside, I don't want to pretend to be a mod, or to be autistic over this.

Thank you for your work.
Rackets has brought us many LOLz. In all fairness we should give him 24 hours to make his case. In the past he has adeptly avoided cowdom.

Not sure if his classification should be LOLCOW or INTERNET FAMOUS. Not sure how that stuff is determined.
 
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